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Hope is the mind killer? Los Angeles Joined August 2009-
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There's going to be a dozen low budget horror movies made next year trying to take advantage of this and they're all gonna suck.
There's going to be a dozen low budget horror movies made next year trying to take advantage of this and they're all gonna suck.
"Across my dreams, with nets of wonder I chase the bright, elusive butterfly of dull"
the next thing hot girls will pretend to enjoy in order to gas light us is Alchemy
This simply cannot continue. I know this is boring to people who don’t live in LA, but the weather is the whole reason we signed our blood oath with the devil to move here
your wifes user name is some shit like "Lioness In Jeans"
If you're having a rough day, take a moment to remember that Gloster Canaries look like they're wearing tiny little wigs
one thing i learned recently: did you know that the standard depression intake questionnaire that every therapist gives you is actually trademarked by pfizer
all stores should work like the grocery. when you buy a pair of shoes the cashier should furrow their brow and say "what is this?" and you have to say "shoes" and then they pull out an ancient, gross book with laminated pages and have to find shoes in it
Everything in the cosmos is trying to go home, but it has to go home though us, through our consciousness. This is the purpose of human existence. This is completing the circle, the serpent biting its own tail.
Hey, Jim, I’ve got joint evil in my tail.
Hi darlings. It’s a difficult time of year for many so I just wanted to swing by to let you know that you are the problem, you’re no where near as capable as you think you are and you rub almost everyone you come into contact with up the wrong way ❤️
The sound of America is an angry desperate howl AND that’s why Yogurtland is giving out one free topping before 3pm then regular price! Yogurtland. It’s almost over!!!
Episode 1 of “Yacht Rock” premiered on Channel 101 on this day in 2005. Created by JD Ryznar, Lane Farnham and Hunter Stair, the series also included co-producer Dave Lyons and host “Hollywood” Steve Huey. It coined the phrase “yacht rock” and rekindled interest in the genre.
Alina @Alina0959838574
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Rodger Hillin @RodgerHillin
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ॐ〜天巫女元火.. @NISHI_NO_KI
256 Followers 558 Following 「二人女達」「大学院生・情報技術者」「宗教学・仏教研究」「二十八歳」「語🇯🇵🇺🇸🇨🇳🇮🇳🇦🇹🇨🇱」「キリスト教徒仏教徒」「一貫道」 「プラトニズム」「唵麼抳三曼陀婆悉他曩
Fake Michael Eisner @EisnerFake
44 Followers 102 Following I am the most important thing that ever happened to the Disney Corporation not named Walt. I call it MGM Studios
Stanley Ipkiss @StanleyIpkiss00
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𝕵𝖆𝖘𝖔𝖓 .. @JRMendel
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A Lamp in the Underwo.. @LampUnderworld
238 Followers 36 Following Practicing Magia, writing a blog, and doing weird paranormal things
Frank Grey Esq. @FrankGreyEsq
2K Followers 41 Following I’m an entertainment attorney/retired TV producer based in Los Angeles. I got an std and use the wrong pronouns for men/women. Married to @MargaretGrey it/that
♥ Margaret Grey ♥ @MargaretGrey
3K Followers 52 Following Journalist, activist, wife, mother, traveler, singer...I’m very feminine and yet, you catch me on a bad day and I can mess you up. God help me but I can
Phil Hendrie @realphilhendrie
24K Followers 853 Following Mr Hendrie is a revolutionary broadcaster, satirist, voice, comic actor, Californian @sbvtalent, @90210talent.👇🏼
sharath babu @Bba21759Bu
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SymbolsShatter @SymbolsShatter
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No One You Know 🇺�.. @2016divideby0
1K Followers 5K Following Remember when America elected a reality show host as POTUS? That sh!t was wack!
■■//⊙\\■■ @WoundShine
181 Followers 55 Following We must continually stop the work of the imagination filling the void within ourselves. -- Simone Weil
Andy Kindler @AndyKindler
135K Followers 7K Following A Comedium. Mort on #BobsBurgers Podcast: @thought_spiral with @JElvisWeinstein https://t.co/DLxHtjMc5n #FOT he/him
Notorious Polymath ~ .. @TweetsMagick
259 Followers 510 Following Genderqueer 🏳️🌈| Neurospicy 🌶 | Arospec 🖤| ENM 🍍| Magick 💥| Creator 🎞| They/Them/Theirs | 33yo | ♉️☀️♎️🌕♈️🔺️ Retweet =/= Endorsement
Rev. Dr. Spud @Murfowski
755 Followers 1K Following Be sound! Counsellor, Writer, Woodworker & Horse Whisperer. Dudeism Reverend & Dr of Divinity Straight Edge TaSTA: https://t.co/I9MDXI1Gy9
Taillights Fade @TLF_KUCI
1K Followers 5K Following Radio show, Tuesdays, 8pm–10pm (Pacific), on @kuciFM 88.9 MHz in Irvine, and streaming at https://t.co/0DzJETSkWn Requests, and artist music submissions: TLF(at)kuci(dot)org
Mark Ballou @MarkBallou
208 Followers 296 Following VO Actor, Husband & Dad. Oh, and I run a little bit. My Twitter Kung Fu is not very strong. But every now and then I post something.
Michael Kramer @mlkramer35
64 Followers 288 Following
Gef the Mongoose @gefbot
3K Followers 3K Following I am not a twitterbot. I am a little extra, extra clever mongoose.
Ted Hand is available.. @t3dy
6K Followers 6K Following No honest game is entirely lacking in the capacity to instruct.-Cusanus Limited MtG, Esoteric Beat, Tarot for the Soulless Materialist, Alchemy Coloring Book
(almost Dr) Nicole �.. @quidmom
1K Followers 3K Following @vydems pres | former international quidditch trustee | PhD Candidate | higher ed | thoughts are my own bc no one else wants them
Jack Witzig @coldspot
738 Followers 3K Following Ops & data geek @Wealth. Opinions mine & retweets ≠ endorsements. Probably out running (every street in Camden County). BQ 2024. he/him/his
byebyebye @AsleepEarth
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Brenda Bailey @BrendaB33571865
4 Followers 28 Following Make a difference. We are just passing through!!
Laine @paratusinsuranc
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fun @byers200
269 Followers 4K Following I am a generally cheerful and positive person, who tries to learn something and accomplish something worthwhile every single day. I love to laugh,
Kristin Lehigh @punkmama77
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Ace Aleman @aceman9ball
299 Followers 2K Following
Kara Nicole Pishkin @KaraNicole1215
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Jeff Bartelli @JeffBartelli
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Thomas Currie @tcurrie201
259 Followers 3K Following
Jack Devlin @CASHEART87
402 Followers 3K Following Trying to make the world a better place one dick joke at a time.
eddie pepitone @eddiepepitone
91K Followers 2K Following PATREON: https://t.co/dm05RJF6Af / APOCALYPSE SOON Podcast: https://t.co/S6IV0RCzYA / FOR THE MASSES Special: https://t.co/x7GkqTeRYn
Sly Cobb @Slycobb
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Ben Arthur @KoalaTdude
84 Followers 593 Following Might be goin' to hell in a bucket, but at least I'm enjoying the ride...
Bastards y Diablos @BastardsDiablos
489 Followers 2K Following a feature film | “A vibrantly unpredictable, emotionally charged road trip... a film whose every scene embraces darkness and light.” -The Hollywood Reporter
john @jpozz99
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mudshark @mudshack
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Alan Chapman @_alan_chapman
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Occult Experiments @_oeith
1K Followers 333 Following Magick, spirituality, and the paranormal. Psychotherapeutic counsellor. Podcasts: https://t.co/XeBTLlNYKT. Book: https://t.co/WJruXmEpUh. Patreon: https://t.co/LmputYkoHT.
ॐ〜天巫女元火.. @NISHI_NO_KI
256 Followers 558 Following 「二人女達」「大学院生・情報技術者」「宗教学・仏教研究」「二十八歳」「語🇯🇵🇺🇸🇨🇳🇮🇳🇦🇹🇨🇱」「キリスト教徒仏教徒」「一貫道」 「プラトニズム」「唵麼抳三曼陀婆悉他曩
weird medieval guys B.. @WeirdMedieval
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animals going goblin .. @mischiefanimals
1.4M Followers 276 Following goblin guy posting goblin goons (and whatever else I find funny)
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66K Followers 2K Following Poppel- visual designer/writer/artist✨Computer culturescape. Collect my unfine art if you like it: Ξ- https://t.co/gH5ZAnimwQ ꜩ- https://t.co/vFsuNeNsel
🔥Temporary Solutio.. @TSBurkhardt
1K Followers 1K Following Upgrade everything-Tomorrow-Its not as good as I remember. Director of Harm Diffusion
2000s @PopCulture2000s
1.8M Followers 781 Following i don’t think 2000s pop culture can ever be topped
vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard
1.2M Followers 1K Following videos, memes, sports, anime. I own no content posted.
José Galván @dj_josegalvan
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Helen McVeigh @ClassicsAcademy
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1.8M Followers 425 Following My posts help mentally ill peoples brains. I want to do good. I Want to bring value to this platform. That is my Quest. My Dream
Brett Scott @Suitpossum
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Scarfolk Council @Scarfolk
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ShitpostGateway @ShitpostGate
1.3M Followers 2K Following Love Shitposting and posting whatever I want/mostly memes/some personal stuff I like. Love old school stuff including weapons.
Antinous the Gay God @antinousgaygod
7K Followers 540 Following ALL THOSE WHO LOVE AND TAKE FAITH IN HIS DIVINITY ARE ENCOURAGED TO JOIN IN THE VENERATION OF ANTINOUS THE GAY GOD.
BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking
51.7M Followers 3 Following Breaking news alerts and updates from the BBC. For news, features, analysis follow @BBCWorld (international) or @BBCNews (UK). Latest sport news @BBCSport.
Possumeveryhour.io @PossumEveryHour
548K Followers 1 Following All images belong to their original owners. See https://t.co/sSKfbQ7x8x for more places other than Twitter where to find your poss fix.
Greentext Reposter @GreenTextRepost
454K Followers 164 Following Reposting the best 4chan greentexts. Dm submissions, no links (just cause it’s posted doesn’t mean it’s endorsed) send non greentexts to @blacknredtext
Charles Wing-Uexküll @CWingUexkull
15K Followers 3K Following Time war veteran. Passage Prize winner (nonfic). CHOAM sends its regards.
Dr. Kirsten D. Dzwiza @antikemagie
5K Followers 486 Following I’m an archaeologist posting about ancient magic & ritual practice. Love Dinosaurs & Open Science. Focus: Ancient magic signs & sigils.
NASA InSight @NASAInSight
789K Followers 37 Following Retired NASA robot, at rest on the plains of Mars after a mission to study the planet’s evolution. Mars updates: @NASAMars (Verification: https://t.co/uFIqa0lg2B)
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146 Followers 53 Following author, podcaster, philosopher. Read my novel Citizen Monsters for free: https://t.co/HYDSmcuOee
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Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps
1.8M Followers 1K Following The home of terrible maps with a pinch of humour [email protected]
Whores of Yore @WhoresofYore
671K Followers 8K Following Sex History. "A Catalogue of Jilts, Cracks, Nightwalkers, Whores, She-Friends, Kind Women & Others of the Linen-Lifting Tribe”
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Charlie Hustle @worddeuce
205 Followers 849 Following I wish this could’ve been any other way, but I just don’t know what else I can do.
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6K Followers 7K Following I write about boxing for SUBSTACK BOXING, Also a lawyer in NYC, handle CRIMINAL DEFENSE,BOXING MATTERS, 60 YEARS AT RINGSIDE
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Squad @brodytenpercent
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Jack Devlin @CASHEART87
402 Followers 3K Following Trying to make the world a better place one dick joke at a time.
Threatening Music Not.. @ThreatNotation
362K Followers 12 Following Cataloguing threatening music notation. DM submissions welcome—please include source whenever possible.
Cherokee Nation @CherokeeNation
72K Followers 670 Following Siyo! The Cherokee Nation is the largest tribal government in the United States with more than 450,000 citizens around the globe. Please enjoy our tweets! Wado!
Billy Bragg @billybragg
322K Followers 33 Following The Big Nosed Bard From Barking The Roaring Forty | 1983-2023 | Out Now
Ancient Origins @ancientorigins
318K Followers 85 Following We explore our origins, believing many mysteries, anomalies, and artifacts remain undiscovered and unexplained.
Gemma Steele @museumbooks
2K Followers 1K Following Librarian @MuseumsVictoria / Adjunct Lecturer @SISCSU / Rare books, cataloguing, marketing. Views expressed are my personal views. She/her 🏴 🇦🇺@_oeith @_alan_chapman @feroxaper I don't even like the way we call this stuff like this "AI". Its not "thinking", not making decisions, can't do anything at all without the user first inputting something. There's no "intelligence", even from a computer perspective here. Just an averaging out of human creations.
You're highly sensitive to criticism. Everything feels like an attack, and you're exhausted. Here's Why:
Latest episode of HIEROPHANY. Having been killed, what's the best way to come back to life? With help from Beethoven, Aldous Huxley, 𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑀𝑎𝑡𝑟𝑖𝑥, and Edna St Vincent Millay. shows.acast.com/hieropha/episo…
Latest episode of HIEROPHANY. Leaving those tiresome sceptics and postmodernists arguing interminably indoors, let's skip out into the garden and sunbathe in knowledge, certainty, and truth. shows.acast.com/hieropha/episo…
@SmaragdinaVisio If you look at just that first line, there’s a lot of parallel with what Philemon preaches in Jung’s “Seven Sermons to the Dead”.
Latest episode of HIEROPHANY. Exploring the frustrations and fascinations of that cosmic 𝑒́𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑒𝑛𝑐𝑒 𝑔𝑟𝑖𝑠𝑒, The Moon, with advice on strategies for achieving escape velocity. shows.acast.com/hieropha/episo…
@Lauren50percent @SmaragdinaVisio @CactusKoyote @pooya40991640 Sure let me find it and post it later friend
@_oeith Of course, the clown show does not mean the circus isn’t serious business
@_alan_chapman @_oeith Please state nothing new at all for the official congressional record.
@_alan_chapman A total circus! But I confess that 𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝐶𝑢𝑟𝑠𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝑆𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑤𝑎𝑙𝑘𝑒𝑟 𝑅𝑎𝑛𝑐ℎ is one of my guilty pleasures. (It's like a deeply degraded parody of Tarkovsky's 𝑆𝑡𝑎𝑙𝑘𝑒𝑟.)
Astro-turfed delusion and its consequences (close enough to my ‘worst thought’ from back in the ol’ balloon days): nypost.com/2023/03/21/ufo…
@hopefulcynic206 @_oeith @_alan_chapman It's really good. Always haunted me. The weirdest thing is when watching it the first thing I thought was oh, must be inspired by Chernobyl. But it was created BEFORE the Chernobyl disaster. 7 years before.
@hopefulcynic206 @_alan_chapman Enjoy! (At fifteen I stumbled across it one night on TV and I was never the same.😳)
@_oeith @_alan_chapman I bought Stalker years ago and I’ve still yet to watch it. Thank you for the reminder to do so.
After our WORP FM deep dive into demons, I'm reading (at long last) C.S. Lewis's exploration from the demons' perspective, 𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑆𝑐𝑟𝑒𝑤𝑡𝑎𝑝𝑒 𝐿𝑒𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑠. (The "war" mentioned in this passage is the demons' struggle for domination of humanity, and "the Enemy" is God.)
"Across my dreams, with nets of wonder I chase the bright, elusive butterfly of dull"
Folk magic. I've noted before that there is very little recorded British folk magic relating explicitly to sexual matters compared to other parts of Europe. Collection bias? Or something about Britain ... (I know there is some, so no need to @ me! But not the same scale)
@odavies9 In the same way (or so I've read) accusations of causing impotence featured in continental witchcraft cases but don't seem to appear in Britain?
@odavies9 Sounds like a southern European hot Latin bias, with a side order of Scandi-sauna folklore? A venn diagram of this and surviving 1970s VHS porn cassettes would probably be a circle. Also an area probably not covered much by modern folklorists?
@SmaragdinaVisio @CactusKoyote @pooya40991640 I actually have a whole ass post I wrote out to explain my thought process here, if anyone is interested I'll post it
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