She's jealous I slept with Boris ♥️
@LKTranslator I would not want to admit to that, laurA. Hope he paid you well for this service.
@LKTranslator How many times did he get you pregnant the night you slept with him? 😂
@LKTranslator They may have dropped their phone, cracked their screen and therefore missed the word "parody".
@LKTranslator Sartorial! Wow. You're not even up to the dress code. Bit of a body blow there.
@LKTranslator Wiffle waffle spiffle spaffle. My brain is trying to strangle itself at the thought.😂
@LKTranslator The idea that you sleep with a sexy man suggests that Boris Johnson's Johnson was not worthwhile not sleeping with, so you actually slept! Full snore'n'fart mode! At least no chance of another Boris Jr as the child benefits are enough to live on as is! No need to increase that!!