Parth Deshmukh @KeyboardSolja

A spirited armchair activist, animal lover and a Dad jokes connoiseur. I tend to crack a lot of inappropriate jokes in uncomfortable situations. Joined July 2020

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Parth Deshmukh @KeyboardSolja

5 years ago

Just saw a video of a nanobot picking up a lazy, immobile sperm and inseminating it with an egg. Can't wait to tell my grandkids about how easy they have it. "In our time, we had to swim for miles and beat 3 million others just to be born." #tech #funny #jokes

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Parth Deshmukh @KeyboardSolja

5 years ago

If the Fast and Furious series has taught us anything, it is that 'last' never really means last. Fully expecting @Cristiano to move to @MLS in a couple of years and returning to @ManUtd at 40 to rescue us again.

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Parth Deshmukh @KeyboardSolja

5 years ago

#internet #sleep #reddit #vaccine #johnsonandjohnson #Corona #Coronavirus #COVID19 #WTF1

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Parth Deshmukh @KeyboardSolja

5 years ago

Ever wondered the origin of the word 'kidnap'? I don't think any parent would be in the mood for a nap after their kid went missing. But then again, the best time to sleep is when there are no kids at home. Maybe a ransom is just an expensive babysitting fee. #ShowerThoughts

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Parth Deshmukh @KeyboardSolja

5 years ago

Watching a tripawd get so much love really makes me tear up. But does anyone know how to say "Jau dya na sahib" in woof? Asking for a friend. #Pune #Punepolice

CP Pune City Police @CPPuneCity

5 years ago

An ode to our Special Police Officer : Raja, the three legged dog at the Balgandharva Nakabandi - a vigilant companion and a true friend who has been with our Officers, throughout the lockdown! #PhotoOfTheDay #PunePolice #LoveAnimals #SpecialPoliceOfficer #Pune #India

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Parth Deshmukh @KeyboardSolja

5 years ago

@ABHISHEKCSANTO1 Good bro. Keeping your Bluetooth turned off is a huge turn-off for the virus.

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Parth Deshmukh @KeyboardSolja

5 years ago

Don't you just hate it when you're losing -10 in #Chess and your opponent doesn't accept a draw 😭

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Parth Deshmukh @KeyboardSolja

6 years ago

Seeing how crowded tourist spots are even at a time when most people prefer not to travel, I really think it's time for the Family Planning Commission to change its slogan to "Hum do, humaari nasbandhi".