Ketamine Hawk @KetamineHawkeye
Don’t report me! | 36 ACT & 1600 SAT (Never Been Wrong - Literal Genius) | Inspired by @ryanisfather | Coors Light Enthusiast | Lovers with @heroin_herky IOWA Joined October 2023-
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Noah Shannon was fucked over by the NCAA. You look at all the rules Michigan has broken over the years and they get a slap on the wrist, but Noah bets on random college sports and gets a lifetime ban. The NCAA would never allow Harbaugh their daddy to suffer!
Excited to announce that a week or so after the portal closes, Ketamine Hawk will be posting his full, in depth record/season prediction for the hawks this fall!
I just know our whole defense is watching this laughing their asses off
I just know our whole defense is watching this laughing their asses off
Logan Lee is such a dawg man. I’m very pleased to see him get drafted. Great player and an even better person.
TJ Tampa is an average defensive player on Iowa’s roster, debate a wall.
Safe to say Loud got what he wished for!
Oh trust me, we know. You finally won the Super Bowl after maybe an 8 year losing streak!
Oh trust me, we know. You finally won the Super Bowl after maybe an 8 year losing streak!
When will this tornado destroy Lincoln? #fuckthehuskers
beast @loud_iowa
When this happens, I’m gonna fucking troll all the old heads who think we aren’t reliable!
If there’s anything I’ve learned at my internship, it’s that “meetings” are a distraction from real work😭
Just dropped the most steamiest & nastiest shit in the gym bathroom before I hit chest! Let’s have a day folks!
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130 Followers 85 Following Retired Sensory Homunculus | Chinese Restaurant Syndrome Survivor | Bowled 187 on 2 Separate OccasionsNoah Shannon was fucked over by the NCAA. You look at all the rules Michigan has broken over the years and they get a slap on the wrist, but Noah bets on random college sports and gets a lifetime ban. The NCAA would never allow Harbaugh their daddy to suffer!
In the past 5 years, Iowa has produced: TJ Hockenson Noah Fant Anthony Nelson Amani Hooker Tristan Wirfs AJ Epenesa Geno Stone Ihmir Smith-Marsette Tyler Linderbaum Lukas Van Ness Jack Campbell Sam LaPorta Riley Moss Cooper DeJean Erick All Tory Taylor Logan Lee And more…
@IAGovernor And also how about a proclamation of disaster for what you’ve done to education in the state!
It won't happen but man I'd do backflips to see Joe Evans drafted. Dude is just a football player. Started at the bottom at Iowa and worked his way to team captain.
what is with reporters asking former iowa players weird questions after they get drafted?
Philly media wasted no time asking Cooper DeJean the hard hitting questions @BarstoolPhilly
If you’re happy/relieved that the tornados hit “rich” neighborhoods instead of “poor” ones, you’re weird asf and should honestly be ashamed of yourselves. Shouldn’t matter at all where they hit at all. Reaction and responses would be the same everywhere.
Wow @HuskerWave do I wanna gamble for ur season? Absolutely not while seeing this 🤣
Tate McRae is actually very talented, and I’m typically not a big fan of female artists.
@Cubs even tho we played HORRIBLE, the results is the same as 3-2 and we can go and win the series tomorrow
@HuskerTom1994 Why don’t Minnesota fans feel the need to bring up national titles when bashing Iowa, especially since they have more than Nebraska?