Kelly @Kellypisme
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Happy Happy Birthday to one of the sweetest people i know.. enjoy your day @bobo103nyc 🥳😊🩶
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I just did a nail trim on a 70 yr old Box 🐢 who will probably outlive me
I’ve stepped in dog shit, got pooped on by a bird and got stuck in a downpour walking the dogs.. it’s not even 6am.. 🤬🌧️🐦
Just saw to Frenchies named Cardi B and Offset.. ugggh.. make better pet name choices people🐶#vetmed
Dream Coke rotation
Kelly retweeted
A preview of Joe Bidens' interview with Howard Stern... Including Stern covering for completely wrong answers.
A grown ass man with his rat sized dog said he needed to step out of room due to his needle aversion and the probability of him fainting was high.. man up man💉🐶🤪
Same age mentally🤪🖤
Kelly retweeted
Hey I posted a set on YouTube it’s just like 10min nothing crazy, check it out. youtu.be/LcaVNJqgW8w
Island doggie hanging with his Auntie today🩶🐶
“Almond Egg salmon, now you say it ..good girl “ @StancilJim
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In divided times, I’m honored to be a lightening rod of balance for both sides on one issue: hatred of me - a fella that likes silly jokes, lovin who I love & bein who I am 🤪 hatewatch or watch it with an open mind, but I hope my special makes ya smile one way or another - XO,…
shitlib “comedy” is basically a millennial with the most punchable face ever talking about how much trans cock he gobbles in between reciting his pronouns or denouncing white privilege with unnecessary swear words or shouting acting like a “laugh now” prompt for the audience
Seeing the backlash against @ianimal69 is indistinguishable from listening to my 16 year old tell me a second hand story about an argument over marginalization among the fat children in her school.
@Kellypisme Yes 👏 Perry needs a big friend to play with
Perry’s brother is being flown home to us very soon . Perry can’t wait .
@Kellypisme @bobo103nyc Omg the the og
It’s not only my birthday it’s also the birthday of @NYRangers forward Chris Kreider and I always thought it was neat that someone from one of my favorite sports teams is also born on 4/30 . #NYR
Drew Barrymore interviews everybody like they have coke and she doesn’t have any money.
@Kellypisme That’s why I will be extra upset if the game gets rained out two years in a row the Mets are home on my birthday last year the game got rained out and I was lucky they gave me two free game coupons to make up for that .
@Kellypisme 1 dollars hot dogs tomorrow by the way . Lucky me if the game does not get rained out .
Very excited for this. Be there jersey!!!!
This Friday at the Dunellen Theatre is @aaronbergcomedy - tickets available, click here.. tickettailor.com/events/teamhec…
About to watch the Mets game and I want to remind cubs fans we win when it comes to Pizza as well as hotdogs
@Kellypisme Man, am I so glad you put that turtle picture in there!😳😳😳😁🤣🤘
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