kolinmay @K_may2
Learning Joined July 2012-
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Day 278 without sex: Letting my dick flop around in the rain so I can remember what it’s like to be wet again
People get real offended when you call them out on their laziness lol
It’s kind of hilarious but at the same time annoying hearing someone snoring aggressively
I said it before and I’ll say it again, I could smack the shit out of someone when I hear them smacking their lips eating
Just experienced a left handed hand shake for the first time and it was uncomfortable to say the least
I know I’m getting older just for the fact that I’m starting to appreciate cards from family
When you don’t change your location and play a song from touch tunes at a different bar 😣
2 hours into my drive home I realized my gps was taking me the wrong way. I guess you can say my smart phone and I are alike
It takes a lot of self restraint being able to stop itching your eye once you have a good one going
It’s the lowest moment when you sit back and say to yourself “man did I ever fuck up”
Swear I’m gonna start riding a bicycle because of these gas prices
Real fear is not knowing whether you’re going to get splashed with Porta John water or not
The only thing I’m missing in my life is definitely more tattoos
I don’t know why but it really grinds my gears when I’m having a conversation and instead of the person answering with yeah or right they just say sure...
Chuck to the bartender: Do you know how to make a mistake?Bartender: What’s that? Chuck: Your name and phone number 😂😂😂😂
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727 Followers 565 Following RIP to all the guys☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼 🙏🏼 🙏🏼 💙D.Ross/ Dicky /D.Knop /Ando #NothingWasTheSame IG:derekbrubacher17@Texryan09 @Daddy_Pearlll @countryconcert @KidRock @ChrisStapleton @ThomasRhett @dustinlynch @K_may2 I’m down if I’m not working lol
Heading into Monday like #JerryOfTheDay
I see some of you are one juul puff away from a pack a marlboro lights
Bet they lost 😂
This is one of the best football entrances you’ll ever see 🔥 (via @QBienemy504)
“I did have a fantastic basement but now it smells like tacos”
For the first time ever I’m sitting down at a restaurant eating breakfast and drinking coffee by myself.... and it’s actually pretty nice
Just saw a dude on my plane with a shirt that said koalafied to party like cmon lol
Life is so crazy man. Prayers that my angels keep me grounded and focused 🙏🏼
@K_may2 chuck should be in this
Do you have what it takes to be America’s Next Top Durag Model??
When I was in little league my dad said if I bat over .400 for the season I can eat as many wings as I wanted. I hit over .700 that year. I like wings alot