Rob @JuceeRob

Leeds United ⚽️ Boxing & UFC 🥊 Gaming 👾 Darts 🎯 Tech 💻 TV 📺 Film 🎬 England, United Kingdom Joined October 2011

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Rob @JuceeRob

6 hours ago

@FIFACF Didn’t watch a single one 🤪

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(fan) 𝐌𝐢𝐤𝐞. @BlueCFM_

14 hours ago

Mis papás llevándome a mi cama después de ver 10 horas de fútbol seguidas

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NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga

a day ago

Stateside, a gas station. I drank a frozen blue beverage too quickly, and was struck down by a punishment this entire nation knows, and accepts, and has named. The drink is called a slush. Ice, sweetness, and a blue that does not occur in nature. The day was hot. I was thirsty. I drank like a soldier at a river. The pain arrived in my skull like a war horn. Behind the eyes. Above everything. Total. I gripped the roof of my car. I may have made a sound. "Brain freeze," said the cashier through the door, with no urgency whatsoever. It has a NAME. The affliction is so common it has a household name, like a cousin. "Tongue on the roof of your mouth," called a man at the pumps. He did not look over. He prescribed the remedy mid-pump, casually, the way one mentions weather. I pressed my tongue to the roof of my mouth. The war horn faded. The healer nodded at his pump, finished, and was gone in a Chevrolet. In my land, punishment follows crime by way of courts and seasons. Here, the sentence is instant. Drink with greed, and the ice strikes the mind directly. No trial. No appeal. Perfectly fair. And here is what moves me. EVERYONE has felt it. The cashier. The healer. Children. Elders. An entire nation united by the same small lightning, all taught the same cure, all passing it on to strangers at gas stations, free of charge. You cannot fully distrust a country once you know it shares one pain. The freeze does not punish thirst. It punishes haste. I finished the slush slowly, like a scholar. Blue tongue. Clear mind. Then at the door I forgot everything, drank deeply, and was struck down again. "Tongue, hon," said the cashier, without looking up. Discipline is a journey.

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Rob @JuceeRob

a day ago

@triffic_stuff_ Well done @vicderbyshire

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Rob @JuceeRob

2 days ago

@thecasualultra Wasn’t this the tournament that Collymore was running around screaming “journalist” whilst everyone was getting tear gassed? 🌚🫪

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WhoRemembersPod @whorememberspod

3 days ago

As mentioned on the podcast — the funniest commentary moment of all time. Mark Saggers, TalkSport, 2010.

WhoRemembersPod @whorememberspod

4 days ago

Happy World Cup Eve everybody! To celebrate tomorrow's big kick off, we thought we'd bang another rankers episode out and compile the top 10 funniest World Cup moments of all time. Let us know what we missed and smash a like in the same way Diana Ross smashed that pen in 94

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Rob @JuceeRob

2 days ago

@Widtinkhun @danielstorey85 @prodnose Thanks for this bud. ⚽️

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Rob @JuceeRob

3 days ago

@richardajkeys @beINSPORTS_EN

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Rob @JuceeRob

3 days ago

@JoePompliano This was always the plan. It will creep into UEFA safety protocols soon enough as well. Will turn into a 4 quarter game.

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GeorgeWeahsCousin @WeahsCousin

2 years ago

Hahaha fucking hell Geoff how much did they pay you for that

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Billie @Billie_T

3 days ago

Shakira is to world cups what Michael Buble is to Christmas

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Leeds United Argentina @LeedsARG_

3 days ago

Raphinha hablando sobre Liam Cooper y en como el ex capitán del Leeds lo ayudó en sus comienzos en el club. Hermoso 🥹🤍

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Rob @JuceeRob

3 days ago

Yanks think they’ve invented rain and drainage systems now.

WorldCup2026 Central @soccerpaedia

4 days ago

Drainage system from your average MLS stadium. 40 minutes before the game, the downpour was drained and the pitch was ready for use. You can keep your 200-year-old mushy pea stadiums.

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Rob @JuceeRob

3 days ago

@JohnHealey_MP Been promised another role by the defectors in new government have we John? 🫤 At least now you might be able to focus on local issues which seem to have been neglected whilst you’ve been having a dual role.

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Rob @JuceeRob

3 days ago

@Wolves @AllLoveLeeds Madness considering you sat with him on his abysmal premier league season so he can get a crack at the championship. 🤔🗯️

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Rob @JuceeRob

3 days ago

I’ve drawn Ivory Coast & South Korea in the sweepstakes at work. Fucking hell 🤔🗯️

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Rob @JuceeRob

3 days ago

Wow! Didn’t he specifically join them because he was given the project of bringing them back up from the Championship? 🤪🫪

Pete O'Rourke @SportsPeteO

4 days ago

Wolves have sacked Rob Edwards after agreeing deal to bring in Cesar Peixoto as his replacement. Edwards first heard of his sacking after members of his family saw rumours of Peixoto’s appointment on social media and Edwards called the club to ask about the rumours. #wwfc

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Rob @JuceeRob

4 days ago

@The_Forty_Four He’s gone from lavish ballrooms to being sat in front of shitty advertising boards sweating questions like this. More of this, more accountability please.