Josie Marcellino @JosieMarcellino
Comedian • Cosplayer• Filmmaker• Nickelback fan. It's only getting weirder. linktr.ee/@josiemarcelli… Philadelphia, PA Joined July 2012-
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You didn’t get PTSD from your parents yelling at you or from you dating a mean dickhead. Oh my fucking God.
Leave y’all lips alone. Y’all look crazy as fuck
growing up in this part of the US is elite everywhere else is mid
Having diarrhea in a shared Airbnb is nuts @Chipotle I’m suing.
Did yall change the meaning of the word genocide while I was away? Like what the fuck is happening here? Am I a republican now?? What the fuck??
Did yall change the meaning of the word genocide while I was away? Like what the fuck is happening here? Am I a republican now?? What the fuck??
People marching on Starbucks and screaming with megaphones in the faces of 16 year olds making minimum wage is the left’s version of shooting Bud Light cans with an assault rifle.
If you’re an adult that has an emotional attachment to the children’s cartoon, Bluey, I am so serious about this, you should be drafted.
I hate Bobbi but this is incredible
I hate Bobbi but this is incredible
I was going to tweet at this guy to suck my dick from the back, but it appears I already did lol.
yeah i’ll hop on a call. right after i hop off the top of the tallest building in town
I just realized ion know what the fuck bjork is
I just realized ion know what the fuck bjork is
Nah yall weird about that Gypsy Rose Blanchard girl. Yall watch one Hulu show and are suddenly cool with a calculated criminal?
The very funny and charming @JosieMarcellino came thru and set new records. Come chill with us spell youtu.be/2uJOKiPJ6rk
going grocery shopping with your wife while wearing a turtle neck, hair gel, and tonguing a toothpick is actually gаyer than having sеx with another man
going grocery shopping with your wife while wearing a turtle neck, hair gel, and tonguing a toothpick is actually gаyer than having sеx with another man
At @GoodnightsCC w/ @PeteEck42 & @JosieMarcellino this weekend! Come out it’s going to be fun!
It’s times like these that I really have the urge to kms.
One of my New Year’s resolutions is to go down on Miley Cyrus
2024 is the year of the dragon and brother I am gonna be dragon my ass all around the country to do stand up.
Alright, I’m staying in Philly one more year. I’m not done yet
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@JosieMarcellino absolutely crushed on @KILLTONY this week. Hilarious interview after her set 😂😂
This just happened in real time on Kill Tony. “Is that fucking Tony Hawk???”
Talmbout some “men get postpartum depression too” no you can’t bitch you ain’t never partumed!
@KOOLKARTIERR why my nigga got the same name let me go cuss him out real quick
@MercuryZero11 @BachelorJoker doesnt that mean the wives of the dudes who get married are "marrying who they can"?
@kyylien I hope you told him that he could go his own way 😏
@kyylien I'm learning from this thread that men cannot take criticism
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We See Comedians Post Flyers That Say: LIVE TAPING And We Never See The Tape. What Happened Nigga? You Bomb?
44% of teen pregnancy is caused by incest. this is why they ask you to leave the room for a minute in case your child needs to report your husband. it’s not so the doctors can convince your kid to become trans or whatever you’re implying here
I took my daughter to her yearly physical today (she’s still a minor) and the cheery nurse told her she will need a urine sample and oh since she’s over 15 they will need to get her cell phone number so they can call with any results and handed her the laptop to type it in. I…
@JanuaryDoNoHarm I’m totally fine with my kids having the autonomy to not tell me all their medical things. Once they are able to consent to things themselves it’s their call if I’m involved. This is good
@JanuaryDoNoHarm I don’t understand why you wouldn’t want a medical professional to talk to your child alone unless you have something to hide.
People who do hair be so unprofessional I’m going bald
@trendingjerm Bro ….. you making me mad and i’m not even doing your hair 😂😂
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does your friend know you posted them to eating disorder twitter to compare their body to yours
Looks cheap and also just very ugly.
Jew here: I wear my ‘from the river to the sea’ necklace almost every day! A reminder to keep the most important things close to my heart always — our movement for collective liberation and fight to end violent imperialism
growing up in this part of the US is elite everywhere else is mid
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