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It’s been real, twitter. Goodbye forever 👋
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I’m playing Melbourne this Sunday! A few tickets remaining at linktr.ee/johnjfloreani
My out for 2024 is small talk. Come ready to go deep or don’t come at all… wait holup
Recommend me new U.K. bands starting out. Must be freeeeesh!
I’m playing a couple little shows this weekend in case you missed it. Grab a ticket here linktr.ee/johnjfloreani
Is DBZ: Kakarot good? Very close to purchasing
After 6 weeks in a fishing village in Thailand, the first thing I hear when I land in SFO is “ok, ok, but what are the vegetarian options ‘cause I’m not eating that”. There needs to be a buffer zone like the decontamination tanks in sci fi movies when entering the U.S.
You didn’t invent a new genre, dumbass. You’re just playing an existing one so bad that you think it’s never been done before.
Tickets available now! linktr.ee/johnjfloreani
Comment your favourite music videos below. No TE, fucking ass kissers.
When I sort by following, it is literally only ads and Hideo Kojima tweets
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i fucking hate living on this planet
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a concept ska band about my ex wife called Reel Big Bitch
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@JohnFloreani Could AI write lyrics that make me say “Jesus fucking christ did he just…?” though?
@JohnFloreani Could AI unite the people of all nations in a family-friendly singalong about coke addiction? Idk bro
I think I’ve finally convinced bae to watch The Sopranos. Will let you know how it goes 🤞🏻
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@JohnFloreani This is my approach to RUN
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@VoteLewko @alissiman @cameronwilson I’m sure all sorts of people have sung loudly with mates after a few, but few have done so as a premature proclamation of victory in escaping rape charges. Context is a wonderful thing, you really should give it a go.
@JohnFloreani Bon Scott would die a second time if he heard this