Hotel breakfast I order Shakshuka Two poached eggs with tomatoes and red peppers I get two eggs in tomato soup I eat one egg. It's baked I give up. I order two poached eggs instead They bring me one I say " I ordered two" They said "You've already had one"
@JohnCleese When I read “They said ‘You've already had one’” I immediately pictured Basil Fawlty saying it 😀
There was a farmers with 3 sons. He gave the 1st $200 and sent him off to make his fortune. He gave the 2nd $100 and sent him off. He gave the 3rd a duck as he had no money left. 2 yrs later the 1st returned with $400. He was welcomed into the house. The 2nd returned with $200 and was also welcomed in. The 3rd was walking back through the forest with his duck when a woman stopped him and said " I'll give you a bang if you give me the duck". Afterward she said " I'll give you back your duck for another bang." Very pleased with himself, he was crossing the highway, when his duck jumped out of his arms and was run over by a Cadillac. The driver jumped out, apologized for killing his duck and gave him $200. The son arrived home and gave his father the $200. The Farmer asked his son how he had managed to make $200. The son replied " I got a fuck for a duck, a duck for a fuck and 200 bucks for a fucked-up duck."
@JohnCleese Shaksuka…….missing the sook from Jerusalem Arab Quarters. Pretty much akin to…
@JohnCleese perhaps you should have gone for the Waldorf salad?
It would be okay to post this, John Cleese, were two million people in Gaza not being starved and bombed with the support of your country’s government, and were you to have said one word to defend them against the genocide. Complain about your food service and entertain some more.