American Hero @JoeyChestnutted
73 hotdogs, do the math buddy Joined November 2023-
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I’d spend a decade as a greasy entrepreneur making dog shit inventions just for a shot to get on Shark Tank, get on my hands and knees, and offer Lori a lofty deal of 100% equity in my member
my dad: yesterday was national womens day sorry I missed it honey my mom: yeah some ugly bitch tried to hand me a dead flower at the grocery store
burner twitter right of passage is getting tagged in schizophrenic mind numbing nonsense on a day to day basis
burner twitter right of passage is getting tagged in schizophrenic mind numbing nonsense on a day to day basis
What did Sydney Sweeney’s left breast say to her right breast? Nothing, they can’t talk, they’re breasts… but God Almighty they are squeezable!
masculinity is deciding which man in the locker room is the cleanest and then stealing his towel
Rocking a man bun so liberals let their guard down then throwing on my MAGA hat and busting a creamy Trump sponsored load all over their face!!!!
wearing a mask in your car alone is the same thing as jerking off with a condom on
Defender gives up game winning 3 pointer and freezes with shame as they rush the court #BANGGGG
people my age stopped taking me seriously so I’ve started implementing all of my philosophies into impressionable kindergartners at the local recess
my biology professor keeps saying “sell men brain” I mean I know the education system is liberal but what gives…
I have one fat friend & he happens to be sexually active- he insists on sharing every single detail about his fornication such as the “leg up technique” and the “infinite butthole to coochie licking method”
Your girlfriend quivers in anticipation while she waits for the daily JoeyChestnutted tweet
Gen Z’s who are “sober religious gym rats” have taken such a moral high ground that being a piece of shit drunk might offer better character development
I’ve lost so many good friends because their girlfriends get soaking wet downstairs when I introduce myself for the first time
new pickup line “I think I could possibly get a pretty bulbous erection right now, does that interest you?”
taking an adderall to focus better on jerking off
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Martell (Big baby) Ha.. @Mharris0678
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Danklin 🐢 Felano R.. @Franpan89
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Aaron Christopher Gib.. @ACGibson
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the darkest bobby �.. @bobbydilettante
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RaleighBill72 @RaleighBill72
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Gay Sex Retard @YakubianWarrior
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Mars Jones @WhoIsMarsJones
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BO NIX SZN @BroncosFailedMe
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cr4b @sin3style3
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brooklyn is played out wdym you're moving to bushwick in 2024 ???
Los Angeles I am coming inside of you
The homies are all addicted to porn and whippets
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