As the CEO of ANTIFA I would like to commend MAGA on exposing our plot. The 100 ton Singaporean cargo ship that rammed the Baltimore bridge built in 1970 was a direct result of DEI, Open Borders, Fentanyl and Taylor Swift. Not to mention a deliberate attempt to distract us from P Diddy. You caught us red handed this time.
@waltermasterson Was the ship vaccinated?
@JergenMeselfoff @waltermasterson Funny you should ask that. Someone actually said the captain was vaccinated and passed out over the controls 🤦♀️ I wish I'd saved it.
@JergenMeselfoff @waltermasterson Yes, but it is Trans....
@JergenMeselfoff @waltermasterson Yes, it was having one of its involuntary convulsion fits when this all happened.
@JergenMeselfoff @waltermasterson Bet they wish it was boosted. They were trying, apparently.
@JergenMeselfoff @waltermasterson The bridge was too. Magnetism. Need I say more?
@JergenMeselfoff @waltermasterson The tiny gravity projector the workers just installed in the pylon worked like a charm
@JergenMeselfoff @waltermasterson It had 5G connection to GPS..
@JergenMeselfoff @waltermasterson The bridge was vaccinated. That's why it died suddenly.