Fine. I’ll do it. Introducing Jeremy’s Chocolate. Yes, it’s real. We have two kinds: HeHim and SheHer. One of them has nuts. If you need me to tell you which one, keep buying Hersheys. But if you know what a woman is and love chocolate, go to: ihatehersheys.com
@JeremyDBoreing @michaeljknowles As long as we don’t have tits in the promo I’m down.
@JeremyDBoreing @benshapiro “I’m terrified of catching gay from my chocolate”
@JeremyDBoreing @benshapiro That's OK - I'll buy Hershey's even more now - you'll probably do better selling razors for all your depressed haters who can't stand to see other people happy. Try promoting those.
@JeremyDBoreing If you find yourself triggered by a "woke" candy wrapper, getting a life might be something you should consider.
@JeremyDBoreing @benshapiro Hey was your chocolate made by God? Why in Gods holy name would I pay that much for chocolate man? Coming from an all access member this is just stealing bud.
@JeremyDBoreing Everyone knows the best fudge and chocolate comes from Uranus….Uranus, Missouri that is.
@JeremyDBoreing Let me know when you come out with an organic version and I won’t mind plucking down $100
@JeremyDBoreing No matter how you slice it you're still a guy.