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@JebraFaushay The real father:
@JebraFaushay Obviously, his sperm identified as black.
@JebraFaushay Wow, he'll do anything to make sure those innocent babies aren't harmed by her choices.
@JebraFaushay Call this woman Mary and wow we have two baby Jesus' with another immaculate conception. Is this proof that God is black??
@JebraFaushay What a heart warming story. Perhaps I could persuade the husband to relate the whole wonderful saga on the… MAURY POVICH SHOW!!!
@JebraFaushay Eventually he’s going to snap like Jim Carrey in Me, Myself & Irene.
@JebraFaushay Of course, they’re mine. What? We were always planning on naming them Shontay and D’Auntay if we ever had twins. Yes, spelled that way.