Jason DiLo @JasonDiLo
I put my pants on both legs, at the same time. Phoenix, AZ Joined March 2009-
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The Aristocrats, but it’s something you saw at a Freak-Off at Diddy’s house.
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@DrLarryBurchett @JoinClubhouse This needed a like
@AskCapitalOne This is day, four of me not receiving my paycheck. When I inquire online, your AI assumes I am trying to replace my credit card. Inquiries to your helpline go unanswered. No proactive communication was ever sent to me regarding the issue. This is pathetic.
Universal Basic Guys is the “Black Mirror” of animated sitcoms. Discuss.
It would be hilarious if OJ‘s hearse was a black Ford Bronco.
Dear makers of prescription stool softeners, You win. My stool is now softer than Cottonelle, which I have ironically run out of.
ESPN wandering through the F1 grid without any connections, credentials or plans really makes me feel like I’m there. Brilliant.
@NancyPantsSF Same goes if they are talking about themselves
The difference between a “vocation” and a “vacation” is one letter.
I watched Triangle of Sadness instead of going out on St. Patty’s day and it was kinda symbolic; I still got to see everyone puke.
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Confirming Aaron Rodgers’ report:
Apparently Ja Morant’s counseling sessions are being held at Tootsie’s. #IYKYK
Patrick “Cantlay”? That’s like if there was a basketball player named “WestBrick”. Oh wait…
Lebron's "F*ck man, thank you" new shoe line to drop later this year.
@danorlovsky7 A little too close to Marcus’s Spear
I hope Kliff Kingsbury has room at his place in Thailand for the Dallas kicker.
@stoolpresidente When I try to rhyme, I faily.
Jason DiLo retweeted
If you watched the bebe rexha halftime show and now suffer from vertigo, you may be entitled to compensation
I don't know who needs to hear this... so, I'm not gonna f*cking say it.
@angiemcmahon Congrats on finding your Prince eCharming!
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