Tired Phoenix ♌️♏️♒️ @Janeisntmyname
My Life is hilarious and also exhausting In your dreams Joined November 2017-
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my husband was fertilzing the garden in the backyard. Somehow his flip flop shot off his foot, hit our one tomato plant and snapped it in half?? What is this, Final Destination for PLANTS??
thinking about going pink-blonde again! 🤩
the benefit auction is this week, which means it is the busiest most stressful week of my year culminating in a huge auction/cocktail party for donors that ends at midnight, Saturday morning! Let's take stock: *period? starting *hand? injured *Rhinovirus? settling in perfect.
now to play a game of "Do all my friends secretly hate me or am I just in my period?"
was the cream folklore dress always a hint to TTPD ?
I cannot stress how traumatizing it must be to have your own body, your physical shell on Earth from which you cannot escape, become a prison of constant pain and change like it does when someone forces you to be in a pregnant state you don't want to be in.
I cannot stress how traumatizing it must be to have your own body, your physical shell on Earth from which you cannot escape, become a prison of constant pain and change like it does when someone forces you to be in a pregnant state you don't want to be in.
this 👇👇👇 I've always been pro-choice and being pregnant (planned and completely by choice!) made me double down on it even harder. It is hard and it is your life 24/7 long after the baby is out of you. Forcing people to go through it is sadism and disregard for a human life.
this 👇👇👇 I've always been pro-choice and being pregnant (planned and completely by choice!) made me double down on it even harder. It is hard and it is your life 24/7 long after the baby is out of you. Forcing people to go through it is sadism and disregard for a human life.
part of parenthood means being a a ninja who sneaks into your kid's room to slather them in Vicks Vapor Rub, and sneaking back out without them ever waking up. Vicks ninja.
when she goes up on "upper thigh" during the last chorus of Guilty as Sin...scratches something deep in my brain
I have apparently forgotten how to do a swaddle.
prevented a naive coworker from taking a group of 13yo girls to see Challenger by secretly texting her why it's rated R. She was so grateful 🙏
Kind of kills me that I can't excitedly text about seeing Peach PRC with my one friend who is a fan now that we don't talk but I'll make do.
JUST realized this is the same day as my wedding anniversary 🫣 so that will be an interesting conversation to have with the hubs.
JUST realized this is the same day as my wedding anniversary 🫣 so that will be an interesting conversation to have with the hubs.
I keep thinking about Taylor putting out AOTGYLB most likely after her and Joe broke up (I think they waited to announce it) ...she really was saying "...All of the girls you loved before..and now I'm just one more."
irene (tortured versi.. @enerianna
30K Followers 3K Following tired taurus swiftie (she/her) 🥸 too online & talking about everything nyu alum (sorry)mo (𝓉𝑜𝓇𝓉�.. @spookycaat
5K Followers 2K Following ♡ / 26 / virgo / she/they / swiftie forever & always / i like to smoke weed and listen to taylor swift ♡ TNx1rebecca. @bigrapputation
19K Followers 17K Following but it's golden @alltoomeg || i have a lot of favorite people || swiftie since 06. || eras tour 3/24 || fan accountwritnkitten @writnkitten
683 Followers 680 Following it’s me, hi i like cats, taylor swift, cats, books, cats, horror films/tv shows, cats, 80s music, cats, long walks, cats, sacramento kings & catsAbee⸆⸉ @itsbubblesbitvh
928 Followers 967 Following I'm a swiftie, it's me🐍 ☆ and i fell from the pedestal right down the rabbit hole | 🐋 | witch swiftie🔮 | sometimes nsfw |summer ⸆⸉ | milan.. @summersversion
4K Followers 4K Following swiftie since 08 ˚ ༘♡ ·˚ ₊˚ˑ༄ؘ living for the hope of it all — ifb swifties, gaylors dnitash 🪐 @cowboyliketash
678 Followers 847 Following Taylor swift is my mother & Maisie Peters is my wifey 💅🐀💪✨💞 we were happy’s biggest fan & 1989 StanMad Woman @ivytreacherous
34 Followers 57 Following this path is a fucking legacy 🍷 | mother stan since ‘08cindyᵀᔆ hates it .. @cindyisbejewld
2K Followers 2K Following ⚝ midnights | good riddance | you’re losing me = loml | eras sthlm n3 | tn x1, gack x1 & team sab 4x 🥲🫶🏻 ⚝Emma 🤍🪶 @emmainloveee
2K Followers 3K Following what a shame she went mad ✨ 29, she/her TN x1 🤍 Eras Gillette N3Jade @Jade_swiftie13
20 Followers 113 Following Gender? I hardly know her? Genderfluid Lesbian Currently serving time for being that bitchAsh @AshEvermore
18 Followers 161 FollowingTaylor Swift is a Mas.. @Taylorsongs89
705 Followers 1K Following What a beautiful & creative soul! "A sharp pen, a thin skin & an open heart!"but abbey I love him .. @abbeys_version
2K Followers 2K Following senior swiftie 🫶 (27), metal as hell | top 3: reputation, 1989, folklore 🐍🌃🌲| aries ♈️ | NHNChiara Masnovo 🧬 C.. @chiara_masnovo
3K Followers 6K Following Ph.D. candidate in the Mirkin Lab studying DNA repeats @tufts_biology | TS reputation, KOMH, happiness (TNx4) and Noah Kahan + Lizzy stan | 🇮🇹 in BostonPaula ❄ @paula_botto
1K Followers 3K Following True peace of mind comes only when my heart and actions are aligned with true principles and valuessaluparaplu @saluparaplu
0 Followers 193 FollowingDorotheaSwift @DorotheaKelce
2K Followers 3K Following Splendidly selfish, charmingly helpless. Excellent fun 'til you get to know her.alysha 🍉 misses ta.. @hauntedloml
1K Followers 2K Following 22 | swiftie since 2008 | #1 haunted stan | eras syd n3 & n4 | haunted x exile & wcs x ivy | gaylors dniray @styledinred
3K Followers 2K Following not affiliated with any celebrity or subject of profile pic / parody / fan accountMoonSwiftKnight @KesSkirata
419 Followers 2K Following she/her, 33, #Skol, Swiftie, Exvangelical, ao3, multi-fandom, treating this like a second tumblr tbh, 18+ minors DNI 🔞Dontgogently @Dontgogently21
3 Followers 105 Followingtimieᵗᵗᵖᵈ �.. @thealbatr0ss_
2K Followers 2K Following you said you were gonna grow up then you were gonna come find memarisa | booktwt swif.. @nightplath
2K Followers 1K Following I make videos on youtube dot com about books and taylor swift | 🤍 ig: @/marginsofmarisa • 24𝑒𝑚𝑚𝑎 (�.. @torturedem28
2K Followers 2K Following 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑑𝑜𝑛’𝑡. 𝑔𝑒𝑡 𝑡𝑜 𝑡𝑒𝑙𝑙 𝑚𝑒. 𝑎𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑠𝑎𝑑 ❤️🩹 ・₊✧ 𝑤ℎ𝑜’𝑠 𝑎𝑓𝑟𝑎𝑖𝑑 𝑜𝑓 𝑙𝑖𝑡𝑡𝑙𝑒 𝑜𝑙𝑑 𝑚𝑒’𝑠 𝑏𝑖𝑔𝑔𝑒𝑠𝑡 𝑓𝑎𝑛 ✧₊ ・lily🪻 (taylor's ve.. @lilyshine13
912 Followers 837 Following 27 |trying to stay sane she/her #Swiftieforlife 💕 since 2013emily | MIAMI N3 🫶.. @embejeweled13
1K Followers 1K Following Seattle n1 & n2 | Miami n3 ✨ fearless tour 2009 🪩 24 | cries a lot but still productivelexi 🎧 (taylor’s.. @liseysmidnights
7K Followers 6K Following life imitates art • multifandom • .·:*¨༺ TAYLANA SUPREMACY ༻¨*:·. pop culture • tortured poet & nfr girl • ifb! lisey, kailee, kim follow! 🪩🦋sarah (taylor’s ver.. @ttpdlibrarian13
313 Followers 431 Following 🩷💜💙 • swiftie since ‘08 • librarian📚 • never met Taylor 🫶 • eras philly n1 • IG: thegirlwho_livesindelusion • tiktok: girlwho_livesindelusionfearless (katie's ver.. @katieschwarz8
323 Followers 393 Following 20 | eras tour 4/28/23 🫶💗✨ cause i had the best day with you today💛🌟🌼🌻gracie 🤍 #1 CLEAN .. @solonggraciemay
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1K Followers 1K Following she/her • 28 • swiftie since ‘06 🦋 •• DEN N2 🤍 •• speak now 💜 reputation 🖤 for the hope of it all ; ❤︎ i’m getting tired even for a phoenix ❤️🔥Mónica•°●TTPD�.. @matitaylor
5K Followers 5K Following Tortured weedlor 🍃 || 🏳️🌈♐️Bi || TAYLORSWIFT || Mati StanDreaming of a Cabin b.. @freethinkerJT
636 Followers 1K Following ✝️ 👨👩👧👧 Girl mom ✨ OGSwiftie 💚🩶🤎💛💜 Tayvis ✨ 87 😍 Disney Family 🏰 Excited for TTPD Flavor Flav x2, Mark Hamill x1💜🕰️✨🪩 @girlbyeeeee123
314 Followers 2K Following dog lover, @nationals lover, traveler #swiftie #paramore #britney #vprCHLOE ⸆⸉ IS SEEIN.. @tisthedamnautmn
5K Followers 6K Following 17 | Born Nov 5 | speak now stan | better than revenge, icdiwabh and love is embarrassing stan | LHQx2 | TNx5robin (secret session.. @intheheatofjuly
63 Followers 63 Following i can’t be everything to everyone, but i can be everything to someoneshroo (taylor’s ver.. @srulovestaylor
669 Followers 780 Following she/her • 18+ • swiftie • tpwk • louis tomlinson • 🌸 KARMA AND WRITTEN ALL OVER YOUR FACE ARE MINE. END OF STORY. NOT UP FOR DISCUSSION.Abhi Gowtham @AbhiGowtham23
1K Followers 5K Following Never be so kind, you forget to be clever. Never be so clever ,you forget to be kind.Liberty🕯️is a to.. @moonlightlibby
3K Followers 3K Following swiftie since 2008 || (i'm feeling) 22 💫 YOYOK stan 🧚🏼 cat mother 🐱 gordon ramsay & the vamps follow 🤠 NEED ERAS TICKETS 😭kayla 🏹🐝 @kaylabee1316
2K Followers 2K Following I met my (future) wife at the Eras Tour 🏳️🌈 probs thinking about my cat, asian food, and wildflowers. she/her • 30s aka #SeniorSwiftiesmentallyillswiftie - .. @endeduphere_
818 Followers 1K Following an account dedicated purely to get taylor news as quickly as possible🌌Emily (taylors versio.. @Emilyisalive_13
3K Followers 4K Following Emily ~ She/her~ Biggest end game,The lakes and WCS stan~ Reputation and midnights girlie~ GAYLORS DNI ~ ♒️⭐️🪩🎸💿✨️🏳️🌈🪐 🍉cora is caffeinated @popstarbrina
9K Followers 8K Following nyc | met sabrina 8/19/22 and 12/8/23 “is it that sweet? i guess so”Mya ⸆⸉ 🤍✨�.. @iluvtaycardigan
5K Followers 5K Following ♡✧ ~₊˚ Taylor Swift has always been my favorite person ₊˚~ ✧ ♡ The Eras Tour 8.03.23 N1 LA ~ Disability & ADHD ~ Ifb everyone 🦋ᒪᎥǤᕼ丅 ᑭᗩ.. @Mike__A___
858 Followers 5K Following Game Developer AND Top 5 Host Subscribe to my Youtube✨🌞 Jennicka ⸆�.. @jpaigeb_
942 Followers 1K Following 26 🌞 Aqua • 🌙 Gem • ✨ Cap • ♒️ Air dominant • 🌬 • All tweets are mine unless otherwise retweeted🔁 | TS is my Queen 👑 swiftie since ‘06 | Tayvis 🫶🏻😌mélanie @cowboylikemelly
1K Followers 1K Following 29 🇨🇦 - astrologer @earthdombaby - #1 hoax & cold as you stan. ERAS LYON N1-2 & TORONTO N2🫶🏻I have The Tortured P.. @unique_as_every
11 Followers 641 Following Only on Twitter for Taylor + Swiftie Lyric Analysis + Funny (but kind) takes + Zoomies Canadian Senior Swiftie she/her | Toronto N4 (an unexpected miracle)Em | heard DBATC live.. @facadesoat
693 Followers 925 Following Hyper-promiscuous, childless woman, aging and alone with a cat | 27 | she/her | Eras tour 8/3, 8/5 | etamore 🤎🥂 header by @niknakswift 🤍Catherine Surbeck @CatherineSurbe6
81 Followers 921 FollowingTaylor Nation @taylornation13
3.1M Followers 876 Following Straight from THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT. #TSTTPD out now! 🤍irene (tortured versi.. @enerianna
30K Followers 3K Following tired taurus swiftie (she/her) 🥸 too online & talking about everything nyu alum (sorry)swiftie struggle twee.. @swifferstruggle
239K Followers 5 Following not affiliated with taylor swift, the swiffer cleaning products. fan account. dm for partnership.SCAM GODDESS @DivaLaci
68K Followers 940 Following Laci Mosley. Actress, comedian. entertainer, scammer. Harper on #iCarly, Brookie on Lopez Vs Lopez | hit up @scamgoddesspod@gmail to share! @teamcoco @earwolfmo (𝓉𝑜𝓇𝓉�.. @spookycaat
5K Followers 2K Following ♡ / 26 / virgo / she/they / swiftie forever & always / i like to smoke weed and listen to taylor swift ♡ TNx1Nicole Byer aka peppa.. @nicolebyer
382K Followers 1K Following See me live? Buy my merch?👇🏾click da link Nailed It & Comedians of the World on Netflix listen to my podcasts Why Won’t You Date Me? 90 Day Bae & Best FriendsAbee⸆⸉ @itsbubblesbitvh
928 Followers 967 Following I'm a swiftie, it's me🐍 ☆ and i fell from the pedestal right down the rabbit hole | 🐋 | witch swiftie🔮 | sometimes nsfw |summer ⸆⸉ | milan.. @summersversion
4K Followers 4K Following swiftie since 08 ˚ ༘♡ ·˚ ₊˚ˑ༄ؘ living for the hope of it all — ifb swifties, gaylors dnitash 🪐 @cowboyliketash
678 Followers 847 Following Taylor swift is my mother & Maisie Peters is my wifey 💅🐀💪✨💞 we were happy’s biggest fan & 1989 StanEmma 🤍🪶 @emmainloveee
2K Followers 3K Following what a shame she went mad ✨ 29, she/her TN x1 🤍 Eras Gillette N3My Tweets Ricochet @tweetsricochet
19K Followers 5K Following Lyrical Analyst of the Tortured Poets Department. Currently chasing shadows in the grocery line, lost in the labyrinth of my mind. 26, She/Her.Ash @AshEvermore
18 Followers 161 FollowingᒪᎥǤᕼ丅 ᑭᗩ.. @Mike__A___
858 Followers 5K Following Game Developer AND Top 5 Host Subscribe to my Youtubementallyillswiftie - .. @endeduphere_
818 Followers 1K Following an account dedicated purely to get taylor news as quickly as possible🌌Abhi Gowtham @AbhiGowtham23
1K Followers 5K Following Never be so kind, you forget to be clever. Never be so clever ,you forget to be kind.shroo (taylor’s ver.. @srulovestaylor
669 Followers 780 Following she/her • 18+ • swiftie • tpwk • louis tomlinson • 🌸 KARMA AND WRITTEN ALL OVER YOUR FACE ARE MINE. END OF STORY. NOT UP FOR DISCUSSION.fearless (katie's ver.. @katieschwarz8
323 Followers 393 Following 20 | eras tour 4/28/23 🫶💗✨ cause i had the best day with you today💛🌟🌼🌻Dontgogently @Dontgogently21
3 Followers 105 FollowingMoonSwiftKnight @KesSkirata
419 Followers 2K Following she/her, 33, #Skol, Swiftie, Exvangelical, ao3, multi-fandom, treating this like a second tumblr tbh, 18+ minors DNI 🔞alysha 🍉 misses ta.. @hauntedloml
1K Followers 2K Following 22 | swiftie since 2008 | #1 haunted stan | eras syd n3 & n4 | haunted x exile & wcs x ivy | gaylors dniPaula ❄ @paula_botto
1K Followers 3K Following True peace of mind comes only when my heart and actions are aligned with true principles and valuesChiara Masnovo 🧬 C.. @chiara_masnovo
3K Followers 6K Following Ph.D. candidate in the Mirkin Lab studying DNA repeats @tufts_biology | TS reputation, KOMH, happiness (TNx4) and Noah Kahan + Lizzy stan | 🇮🇹 in Bostonbut abbey I love him .. @abbeys_version
2K Followers 2K Following senior swiftie 🫶 (27), metal as hell | top 3: reputation, 1989, folklore 🐍🌃🌲| aries ♈️ | NHNTaylor Swift is a Mas.. @Taylorsongs89
705 Followers 1K Following What a beautiful & creative soul! "A sharp pen, a thin skin & an open heart!"DorotheaSwift @DorotheaKelce
2K Followers 3K Following Splendidly selfish, charmingly helpless. Excellent fun 'til you get to know her.marisa | booktwt swif.. @nightplath
2K Followers 1K Following I make videos on youtube dot com about books and taylor swift | 🤍 ig: @/marginsofmarisa • 24ray @styledinred
3K Followers 2K Following not affiliated with any celebrity or subject of profile pic / parody / fan accounttimieᵗᵗᵖᵈ �.. @thealbatr0ss_
2K Followers 2K Following you said you were gonna grow up then you were gonna come find me𝑒𝑚𝑚𝑎 (�.. @torturedem28
2K Followers 2K Following 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑑𝑜𝑛’𝑡. 𝑔𝑒𝑡 𝑡𝑜 𝑡𝑒𝑙𝑙 𝑚𝑒. 𝑎𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑠𝑎𝑑 ❤️🩹 ・₊✧ 𝑤ℎ𝑜’𝑠 𝑎𝑓𝑟𝑎𝑖𝑑 𝑜𝑓 𝑙𝑖𝑡𝑡𝑙𝑒 𝑜𝑙𝑑 𝑚𝑒’𝑠 𝑏𝑖𝑔𝑔𝑒𝑠𝑡 𝑓𝑎𝑛 ✧₊ ・lily🪻 (taylor's ve.. @lilyshine13
912 Followers 837 Following 27 |trying to stay sane she/her #Swiftieforlife 💕 since 2013Jaren | Vitreus DAO @mrscryptorabbit
5K Followers 493 Following Core Contributor and Genesis Council Member at @VitreusChain | Crypto 🦇🔊 (NFA) | Discord Addict | Swiftie | Fitness | Mama | Weather | Photography | Carslexi 🎧 (taylor’s.. @liseysmidnights
7K Followers 6K Following life imitates art • multifandom • .·:*¨༺ TAYLANA SUPREMACY ༻¨*:·. pop culture • tortured poet & nfr girl • ifb! lisey, kailee, kim follow! 🪩🦋Da🦦Otterside @DaOtterside
6K Followers 4K Following Official Unofficial Otter of The Chiefties ❤️💛🦦❤️💛sarah (taylor’s ver.. @ttpdlibrarian13
313 Followers 431 Following 🩷💜💙 • swiftie since ‘08 • librarian📚 • never met Taylor 🫶 • eras philly n1 • IG: thegirlwho_livesindelusion • tiktok: girlwho_livesindelusionliv⸆⸉ saw taylor .. @livskarma13
2K Followers 494 Following swiftie since fearless🫶🏻 gold rush & come back, be here LIVE🤎❤️tortured poet malaina.. @123lgSwift
2K Followers 3K Following 🎶 17 and crazy running wild 🎶 | redvermore girly | this is pretty much just a taylor swift account | gack x 4 | tn x 1 | kam x 1 🫶 | header @syzhitsdifferentgracie 🤍 #1 CLEAN .. @solonggraciemay
2K Followers 2K Following 🦋 the butterflies turned to dust that covered my whole room 🦋 ☆ rip @graciecheriee 😔🙏 ☆ heard dbatc and clean ☆ Free Palestine 🇵🇸Mónica•°●TTPD�.. @matitaylor
5K Followers 5K Following Tortured weedlor 🍃 || 🏳️🌈♐️Bi || TAYLORSWIFT || Mati Stanlogan 𓆙 | saw tayl.. @swiftsvinyls
4K Followers 3K Following 23 | she/her | swiftie since ‘07 | #1 rep & ciwyw stan | logantaylorsversion on insta | swiftsvinyls on tumblr & tiktok | LGDesigns07 on etsyWilliam | Department .. @DeptHeadofTTPD
2K Followers 2K Following 30 y/o. Swiftie since ‘06. My Sis kills with a 🖊️ as sharp as a 🔪. #𝐓𝐓𝐏𝐃emily | MIAMI N3 🫶.. @embejeweled13
1K Followers 1K Following Seattle n1 & n2 | Miami n3 ✨ fearless tour 2009 🪩 24 | cries a lot but still productivepay🪶📜 @daylightx13_
1K Followers 1K Following she/her • 28 • swiftie since ‘06 🦋 •• DEN N2 🤍 •• speak now 💜 reputation 🖤 for the hope of it all ; ❤︎ i’m getting tired even for a phoenix ❤️🔥ciaran ✎ᝰ TTPD WE.. @ciaransfalsegod
7K Followers 5K Following twenty🎀 | taylor, sza, ariana, raye, sabrina💘| #1 false god stan🎷 | @ciaranlovesyou | tn x2 | free palestine!🇵🇸Dreaming of a Cabin b.. @freethinkerJT
636 Followers 1K Following ✝️ 👨👩👧👧 Girl mom ✨ OGSwiftie 💚🩶🤎💛💜 Tayvis ✨ 87 😍 Disney Family 🏰 Excited for TTPD Flavor Flav x2, Mark Hamill x1🦇 TheRyssaRave �.. @TheRyssaRave
861 Followers 451 Following Succubus who plays ttrpgs 💋 Welcome she/they 31 Minors DNI pan 🇵🇷 #vamily #bahari #satanist #ttrpgfamily Banner by @nanfe1789CHLOE ⸆⸉ IS SEEIN.. @tisthedamnautmn
5K Followers 6K Following 17 | Born Nov 5 | speak now stan | better than revenge, icdiwabh and love is embarrassing stan | LHQx2 | TNx5robin (secret session.. @intheheatofjuly
63 Followers 63 Following i can’t be everything to everyone, but i can be everything to someoneDISO Eras 10/19 Miami.. @bejeweledsnakes
367 Followers 470 Following 25🦷 any pronouns👞 Nash rain show survivor ✨ swiftie circa 2008🗝️ Livie circa 2023 💜 banner by @oatymilks💖Liberty🕯️is a to.. @moonlightlibby
3K Followers 3K Following swiftie since 2008 || (i'm feeling) 22 💫 YOYOK stan 🧚🏼 cat mother 🐱 gordon ramsay & the vamps follow 🤠 NEED ERAS TICKETS 😭Ti'plouf 🤍 @Arnomelette
116 Followers 196 Following je suis juste un poti pingouin bleu et mignon qui se balade ici, rien de plus 👋🏻nana☀️ @daydreaminana
1K Followers 924 Following tiny elephant since 2011🫧 i speak 🇫🇷🇬🇧🇵🇹🇮🇹🇪🇸 | Touch It • safety net • True Story (on a loop forever)kayla 🏹🐝 @kaylabee1316
2K Followers 2K Following I met my (future) wife at the Eras Tour 🏳️🌈 probs thinking about my cat, asian food, and wildflowers. she/her • 30s aka #SeniorSwiftiesKenny is a truth teller. So pay attention.
I’m never going to stop 🛑 showing up regardless if TikTok get banned
I just love that they went to an event together 🥹 going to manifest the met gala now, let’s fucking goooo 🕯️🤞🏻
The way Taylor’s lyrical relation to religion has evolved over her career is so so interesting to me
“i’ll forget you but i’ll never forgive” is so real because i can’t remember shit but i’ll always hold a grudge. even if i forget what the grudge is for.
just saw a smallest man who ever lived/princess diana edit and i’m in shambles it’s 7:59 AM???????
Does ANYBODY ELSE remember a movie where Natalie Portman is pregnant and living in a Walmart??? Am I just crazy???
My dear mother just found out I have a tattoo after keeping it a secret for 10 years, all thanks to my little niece who can’t keep a secret to save her life lol
Today a guy came to church and had a half hour talk with me about theology and being a churchwarden and at the end he asked me if I'd "accepted Jesus Christ as my personal saviour" and I was like "yeah, but not in the way you probably mean it" and he did NOT like that answer
If I traveled back to the year 2007, I would not make any major historical changes but I would eat so many mid-2000s Panera meals. You have no idea.
@Janeisntmyname @NaslundMatilda @DaOtterside Looking for the article but there was one with Tree’s finger prints that confirmed it. Living in LA together now and then in KC during the season. NY when need/want to be there
Idk how many of my oomfs have seen fried green tomatoes or even know what it is but ruth and idgie are totally gay and in love
Um I just had to post this to prove I have been a die hard spice girls/posh spice fan since day one ✌🏼 #girlpower
Lol I walked the wrong way so now I'm pretending to wait for someone so I don't look dumb turning right around hahah Anxiety is funny
So funny how people talk about how vicious pit bulls are. When I volunteered at a shelter, guess what breed was the hardest for us to handle? Chihuahuas.