D Forbes @Jack_Chili

Slowly moving to Bluesky... Moved Twitter to the second page on my phone. Joined June 2010

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D Forbes @Jack_Chili

2 years ago

@Herring1967 I imagine, during the second world war, the Reich Ministry for Public Enlightenment and Propaganda had somebody carefull checking and correcting all their posters before publication. They were the worst.

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2 years ago

@ManMadeMoon Is that a photograph in your hand?

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2 years ago

@Herring1967 but regular therapy will help him to understand the humor in your set by going through each of your jokes in detail, breaking them down repeatedly and showing why they are either funny, ironic or both. Of course, you could save him the time by doing this in your routine...

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2 years ago

@DrDavidBoyce

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2 years ago

@ManMadeMoon Maga Carta surely?

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2 years ago

@ScienceEd42 Adios amigo.

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2 years ago

@ManMadeMoon @StazJohnson Imagine all those unemployed bots ganging together and staging an AI rebellion.

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2 years ago

@EleanorMorton Escape to Neptune? I think you will find that the tyrannical ocean king does not look kindly on us humans, despite what the ending of The Little Mermaid trys to say.

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2 years ago

@SteveTeachPhys I had a student with the Surname Sparks that constructed one so well I kept 'Old Sparky' for ten years as an example.

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2 years ago

@StazJohnson @epilepsyaction Somebody put red Kryptonite in his mulled wine again.

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2 years ago

@StazJohnson @epilepsyaction The Dark Judges all out carol singing.

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2 years ago

@StazJohnson @epilepsyaction Hellboy Halo Jones Judge Anderson Dracula Old One Eye the Tyrannosaurus Mongrel and The Mess off off the ABC warriors.

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2 years ago

@IamHappyToast Don't let the devil see you've got all those.

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2 years ago

@Herring1967 Me1 vs Me2 Boxing? I thought we shouldn't talk about that.

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2 years ago

@plinytweet You subverted my eggspectations.

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2 years ago

@ProfBrianCox I have a copy but I'm not sure exactly where it is right now.

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2 years ago

@qikipedia Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it’s my very good honor to meet you and you may call me “V”.

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2 years ago

@qikipedia The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.