The Colormaker @JWingmaker

i am unquittable. thanks for playing. Under Your Skin Joined March 2022

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The Colormaker @JWingmaker

4 minutes ago

@SteaknShake I'd be there every day, but alas...

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Selene Mariposa @Selene_Mariposa

a day ago

The World Cup has turned America into a discovery channel for the rest of the world. And they are not handling it well. In the best possible way. Here is what they are discovering: Free public restrooms. Europeans pay every time. Free water at every restaurant. Just appears. Free refills. Coffee. Sodas. Iced tea. Unlimited. Free chips and salsa before you even order. Free warm bread with dinner. Ice in drinks like civilized people. Air conditioning everywhere. Not a moral debate. A fact. Parking lots attached to the actual place you are going. Drive throughs where the food comes to the car while you sit in it. Ranch dressing by the gallon. Tex-Mex that cannot be explained only experienced. Dental care that actually works. Buccee’s. There are no words for Buccee’s. Then they found the grocery stores. Five of them within one mile. Each one the size of an aircraft hangar. Burgers. Steaks. Brisket. Ribs. Pulled pork. Lamb. Veal. Every cut of every animal ever domesticated by human civilization available in one refrigerated aisle at ten in the morning on a Tuesday. The Germans stood in the meat section for forty five minutes. In silence. Processing. They finally understand why we do not have trains. We have roads wide enough for the cars we actually drive. Parking lots the size of small European countries. Airports in every city worth visiting. Why would we need trains. The Germans are taking ranch home by the bottle. The Dutch found queso and briefly lost the ability to speak. The Japanese are photographing HEB like it is the Louvre. The Czechs are weeping in West, Texas. Welcome to America. Everything is free, enormous, air conditioned, comes with chips, and has five grocery stores within a mile that will sell you any cut of any animal you have ever imagined. Write that down. 🦋

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Buitengebieden @buitengebieden

a day ago

Cooling off.. 😅

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Front Office Sports @FOS

23 hours ago

TSA warned Europeans not to try to fly home from the World Cup with bottles of ranch dressing. Kraft is now releasing a pack of TSA-compliant ranch packets that add up to a full bottle.

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Vintage Maps @vintagemapstore

3 days ago

Regional Map of the USA. Work by girt888

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mala @mala_ghazal

3 days ago

he is so cute 🥰

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Night Sky Today @NightSkyToday

3 days ago

🚨: Scientists discovered that kimchi adheres to microplastics in the intestine and eliminates them through waste.

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Mr. Potato Head ⚡️ @MrPotatoHeadUSA

6 days ago

Hidden within the forests of Southeast Asia, this remarkable squirrel carries a tail so immense that it dwarfs the rest of its body.

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Waken Minds 𓂀 @wakenminds

6 days ago

If there’s nothing beyond this point, why have 58 countries banned anyone from trying to explore it?

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The Colormaker @JWingmaker

6 days ago

@bterrierdogs Are you making sure they are not over heating on their walks? Are you going too far? Are they in pain?

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The Colormaker @JWingmaker

6 days ago

@amazingmap Somewhere in my journals, I wrote down a dream where we were in "Caledonia" preparing for an imminent storm, water was about to be rushing in and I just wanted to play with my dog while my husband worked to secure the property.

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The Colormaker @JWingmaker

6 days ago

@Hoobachuck @M3mph1sB @grok TY. I suppose it keeps people from paving over their whole lawn, but I'm not sure why the government needs a piece of it.

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The Colormaker @JWingmaker

6 days ago

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The Colormaker @JWingmaker

6 days ago

@RichieBillie10 @FreddyLA7 @JJWatt "I started from the bottom now I'm here." He just lived the real American dream in a quick holiday.

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The Rubber Duck ™ @TheRubberDuck79

a week ago

i'm just gonna go ahead and call it. 👉🏼 in my opinion, the most powerful weapon ever effectively used upon humanity was/is the television; which includes the internet and cell phone. 👉🏼 THE SECOND MOST POWERFUL WEAPON ever used against humanity were these high altitude airliners that would strategically spray nano-spiked uranium dust to cover certain parts of earth for certain reasons. I believe this program started in the very early 70s.