ʝøиåτħáñ βяöŵň @JBmoobs
Overweight Colchester United fan. Enjoy sitting around in my pants when not at STN airport. 21/92 Stanway, Colchester. Joined January 2011-
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THE POINT HOSTING THE WORLD CUP IF YOU DONT WANT THE WORLD TO BE APART OF IT 🤷🙄 ABSOLUTELY FUCKING RIDICULOUS 🤡
@CufcLauren04 I hated them, & school. Couldn’t wait to leave. Don’t grow up tho, it’s a trap. 😳😆
Breaking news! FIFA might not be squeaky clean! In other news, water is wet.
BREAKING: FIFA president Gianni Infantino subject of criminal complaint from his former UEFA boss Michel Platini 🚨
Good luck to Notts County in the playoff final today. Proper club & we rarely get anything at meadow lane. Wouldn’t want to add any encouragement to the Salford City wankfest, it’s embarrassing enough already. #upthepies #colu
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30° abroad: “let’s explore this town.” 30° in the UK: “I may not survive this Sainsbury’s trip.”
If only they had a small team of people who could look at multiple angles & take their time to get to the correct decision. Fucking joke.
BREAKING: PGMO admit Manchester United's second goal during yesterday's game should not have been given. PGMO chief refereeing officer Howard Webb has talked to Forest today to acknowledge the misjudgement.
@benhallidayCUFC Winning the double isn’t for everyone. 🤷🏻♂️💙🤍
Attendance fc have won a trophy. We’ll be hearing how impressive they are again & how much bigger than us they are despite languishing in non-league. 🤔🥱
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Just when I thought I had my finances under control, I had to buy a bottle of water from the airport.
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Colchester confirm deal for son of Bayern Munich legend Samuel Osei Kuffour talksport.com/football/42634…
@RyanMann15 My guess would be next week or two.
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Slavia Prague were winning 3-2 when their fans stormed the pitch in the 97th minute. They were fined and forfeited the game. bbc.co.uk/sport/football…
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Well. This week didn’t go the way we wanted it to, not by a long shot, but SFA/ refs and Celtic FC certainly showed the world what and who they are. Zero integrity, zero dignity, zero class.
I think it’s time & best for both parties for him to move on. Let’s see what the rebuild brings, I have faith in Danny & Nicky & we potentially have a bigger budget to put to use if/when the takeover is announced. Up the U’s! 💙🤍 3/3
A tad surprised by Macey, my guess is it’s more about wage or even location & perhaps he has chosen not to discuss a deal. Not irreplaceable but a good goalkeeper nevertheless. Perhaps controversially, I would accept Samson leaving & getting a fee set due to his age. 2/3
Not disappointed tbh. I very much hope we can get Ellis & Arthur on new deals. I personally think the club will cash in on Lisbie. I’d be happy to listen to offers for Akande & Williams as imho they don’t make enough of a difference when they play. 1/2
The Club can confirm its Retained & Released List following the end of the 2025/26 Season. Thank you to all of the players for their efforts throughout the season. The Club would like to wish those leaving #ColU the best in their careers going forward. cu-fc.com/news/2026/may/…
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