Dear universe: Now would be an excellent time to find out I’m actually royalty in a small, obscure European microstate.
@JAFERDIAN Right, like wtf, why am I living like a peasant?
@JAFERDIAN Do you need a seneschal to handle state affairs?
@JAFERDIAN You don't have a blue checkmark so therefore you are a peasant amongst us. Welcome!
@JAFERDIAN now would be a good time to find out my stepmother actually cares about our family and will put us in her will. LOL. NOT happening but I do dream about it sometimes.
@JAFERDIAN How about just a regular person who is just a person among people in a small obscure European microstate? Must we alwasy feel superior to the rest? If it makes you feel better you could start a gang that bullies small children when u get there.
@JAFERDIAN now would be a good time to find out the future winning lottery numbers.