Craig Kelly MP - parody @IvermectinOZ
An amazing person with the personality of a lentil, which is one of the smartest beans out there. United States of Australia Joined September 2021-
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Well, looks like my work here is done and dusted. I may be return in another parody form. #FarewellCraigKelly
I told this Liberal guy to give us a hand. No problems. That's why you can't trust them, even though our preferences go to them #auspol
Just had my ivermectin colonic. Not as good as I thought it would be. Vote me as I try new things. #auspol
Whew!! I am sooooo tired. I have been all over the place putting up my roadside signs. I had to update a few as some had me with a big mustache and glasses. I have no recollection of those photos. The Latino version of me was pretty sexy. Vote me, look at the options. #auspol
Blessed are the sheep and the ppl that follow those sheep to the polling booth to vote for me. You know you want to. Baaaa! Do it. Go on. Oh crap, I think I'm trippin' on some of that chloroquine dippin' sauce. #auspol
I really like animals. Most don't have opposing thumbs and find it impossible to stab me in the back. Vote me as I look really cute in a bunny costume. #TuesdayThoughts #AusPol2022
....and you think I'm nuts. #MondayMood
....and you think I'm nuts. #MondayMood
Getting a few enquiries. No, ivermectin will not remove shit from the fan. #libspill #AusPol2022 #scomo
Yeah, I watched the #oscars Why do I have the urge to shirtfront someone? #auspol2022
I met up with a few thousand ppl at the #ConvoyToCanberra the other day to get more support and votes for me. It was great to see so many stupid, redneck oxygen thieves were there. I have no chance of losing this election. VOTE ME #AusPol2022
Happy New Year!! Omg, awful hangerover. Had a few too many Chlorox shots last night. Not the needle type either. My liver is quivering a little bit but I am still covid free. VOTE ME cause I can handle myself in a crisis. I can say that while hugging the toilet.
Everytime #scomoshakeandbake talks the hole just keeps getting deeper. I can still see his head though. What a big galoot! Great for me as I am an amazingly level-headed guy with a boyish charm. Vote for me cause I know lots. #auspol
Yep, I had a great weekend. Vote me #auspol
With these sort of people around I have no chance if losing. I think my proudest day was getting out of the furniture business.
With these sort of people around I have no chance if losing. I think my proudest day was getting out of the furniture business.
I am a bit short of socks at present because I hae a few tucked into my pants. It makes my stomach look smaller and I look great on TV. The only small problem is that the socks eventually make their way to the rear. Looks like I'm 'prarie dogging'. #SundayThoughts #auspol
It was great to see the Prime Minister socialosing, I mean socialising with all his world leader friends. They gave him lots of room to be the centre of attention. He did not disappoint. VOTE ME...... or more txt messages will be sent. #auspol #ScottNoMates
Time to end Dan’s tinea Time to end Vic Labor’s tinea Time to VOTE OUT toe jam at the next Federal election That’s the WAY to end the tinea. I don't discriminate between toes. That’s the WAY to it! That’s the WAY to get ALL our toes BACK
So a few of my loyal members have had very minor issues with the recent Ivermectin dipping stations. The non-stop diarrhoea is easily remedied by an Imodium quick dip or drench. A quick butt dip and you should be good to go. No more squirts. #auspol
People have been picking on my banner photo. I do not have 2 microphones listening to my man boobies! #MondayMotivaton
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@IvermectinOZ Talking about them,I got a free one with my coffee today😆😆Ian
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My slutty sour cannabis and dolphin nipple sandwiches just cured my Meningoencephalitis Virus One infection #foodismedicine
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look how many people were at #melbourneprotest today amazing so beautiful well done everybody. The largest audience ever. Bigly
@IvermectinOZ @TarragonKath Try bathing in a solution of borax in hydrogen peroxide. That cured the mange on my cat.😅
@SenatorWong You bring so much to the Senate, to Labor, and to the country. I hope you find comfort on what must be a difficult day - in knowing how much you are loved by those who know you, and respected by those who don't have that privilege.
@wendy_harmer @aclennell @GladysB I'll just leave this here...
@IvermectinOZ @KoparaFallsKid @Monocotyledon Thank you for your prompt response Mr Craig,a man of foresight and hindsight in equal measure, indistinguishable from the flatulence that fills the bubble in which you live,an ornament and poster child of regressive evolutionary movement able to see yourself both coming and going
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