Ivan Dermicek @IvanDermicek
🇭🇷🇪🇺 Croatian humorist, columnist, writer and holistic detective for hire. I do not accept holistic money. prometej.ba/arhiva/osvrti/… Joined March 2014-
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I think he just set a new record for the saddest sentence ever written
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Ljudi su uzrujani jer Declan Rice ne prati stereotip kako nogometaši hodaju samo sa manekenkama? Pomozite mi da shvatim ako hoda sa manekenkom onda je ona praznoglava sponza koja ga voli samo zbog para, a ako je tzv. obična djevojka onda - Koji vrag ne hoda sa manekenkama?!
Gledam sad na Novoj, kćer traži oca koji nestao u Vukovaru devedesetih, susjed ga je u kolicima odveo pred njenim očima. Sad se susrela s njim u Beogradu pred sudom, pita ga gdje joj odveo oca, on kaže: ne znam ništa.
DRAKE MAYE IS A PATRIOT. @DrakeMaye2 | @NFL
This is so good! Great marketing! @IKEA
🚨 BREAKING: Xavi has decided to change his mind and STAY as Barcelona manager! After tonight’s meeting and Laporta insisting for him to stay, Xavi accepts Barça conditions and will continue as head coach. Formal steps to follow.
Chelsea are refusing to say Havertz’s name
Di su oni divni dani kad smo se smijalo našim Tihomirom 🫶
.@jimmycarr is one of the sharpest, quickest minds working in comedy today, so it was a pleasure to dig down deep into the mechanics of how a joke works and why the audience is a genius: apple.co/TeamCoco
SVI NA KRANJČU! 💙 📍 31. kolo SuperSport HNL-a ⚽️ Lokomotiva - Dinamo 🏟️ Stadion Kranjčevićeva 🕔 17:00h 📺 MAXSport 1 i HRT2 Zaplavimo Kranjču! 💪🏼🦁
I nakon mlake reakcije oporbe na Ustavni sud, krenula je još mlaća reakcija građana. Revolucija za Milanovićevu “treću Hrvatsku” se utopila u šalici makijata na rivi. #izbori2024 #Hrvatska
Neki ljudi su bolesno ambiciozni, neki ljudi su samo ambiciozni, a neki ljudi su Peđa Grbin. #izbori2024 #Hrvatska
Legenda kaže da je nakon III. svjetskog rata, kad su se spojili sukobi na Blistoku i u Ukrajini, a atomske su bombe zaparale nebo i otvorile vrata pakla, Peđa na ruševinama SDP-a i civilizacije još uvijek sastavljao vlade. I u niti jednoj nije bio premijer. #izbori2024 #Hrvatska
Kaže Zoki posve mirno da se sprema državni udar ali nas sve uvjerava da se ne bojimo. Ako se sprema državni udar, tko ga sprema? Je li ga on sprema pa se retroaktivno ispričava? #izbori2024 #Hrvatska
Godina je 2035. Rimac predstavio ugovor od vlade za izradu prvih letećih robotaksija. Obične robotaksije nije isporučio. Hrt instalirao robote na autocestu da turiste pitaju glupa pitanja. Hajduk prosuo bodove i ostao bez šanse za naslov. Peđa Grbin još uvijek sastavlja većinu.
KONAČNO dobre vijesti, da nas bar proguta
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Domagoj Zovak @zo_wack
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hillbilly @NenoJe
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Mali @IrenaMali
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Alice Jurak✨ @AliceJurak
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The Ljilja 🐦🐦�.. @ljiljkaaa
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Panonski @Panonski
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Domagoj Zovak @zo_wack
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BeTheLegend @BeTheLegend1
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Bleacher Report @BleacherReport
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Ono kad ti sin s 25 godina završi Medicinski fakultet i jučer dobije željenu specijalizaciju !! Očev ponos do neba,ravan Hajdukovoj tituli otprilike!! 💪🏻💪🏻👌🏻👌🏻❤️💙 Popijte nešto na moj račun !! 😜😊😇🐬⚽️🍷🍻🍺🍹🥃🥤🍾🍸
Gledam Mr. Z i ja telku. Ja: Ljubi, daj pliz nesto sitno nareži da grickamo. Nešto sitno za grickanje⤵️
A Knight in New England!
U Zagreb se vraćamo s važna tri boda! Bravo Dinamo! 💙💪🏻🦁 ⚽️ Gabriel Vidović
Svaki put isti argumenti, kao potvrda da je neoliberalna propaganda daleko najučinkovitija na svijetu: nema službenog "partijskog" programa, ali vjernici u sustav se svejedno ponašaju kao da postoji. Kad netko koristi "human nature" kao argument, automatski umanjim očekivanja.
You know a thing I’m really sad Glasgow lost to Covid? That Dungeons and Dragons cafe on Woodlands road. It seemed nice that we’d carved out a safe place for nerds in the world .
They had shelves of second hand fantasy novels. My kid would go join a quest, and I’d read The Chronicles of Thomas Covenant (hilarious, hard recommend). Great days.
You know a thing I’m really sad Glasgow lost to Covid? That Dungeons and Dragons cafe on Woodlands road. It seemed nice that we’d carved out a safe place for nerds in the world .
I think he just set a new record for the saddest sentence ever written
New episode of Here Comes The Guillotine every Monday
Ne razumijem taj strah od umjetne inteligencije. Na ovim prostorima ni jedna inteligencija nije uspjela preživjeti.
"Korumpirani SDP, korumpirani Most i korumpirani Možemo!" Andrej Plenković, istog dana kad je ovaj uhićen
Not feeling great by now and finding it difficult to learn his words.
POBJEDA! Poraženi neka se utješno našmrču. index.hr/vijesti/clanak…
The New England Patriots are saddened to learn of the unexpected passing of Korey Cunningham. We extend our heartfelt sympathies to Korey's family, teammates and all who mourn his loss.
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