Stoom @Its_stoom

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AZA - DMW, DUNCAN MIGHTY, DAVIDO & PERUZZI {2018}

I just finished co-presenting a paper titled "Tentative Truths: Yorùbá Indigenous Knowledge of Animals in Epistemic Transition," with Dr. Nathaniel Omilani of the Department of Science and Technology Education, University of Ìbàdàn, at the ongoing Lagos Studies Association, 2026.

I’m probably opening up a can of worms here, but to those saying I need to spay my cats, consider a few things. We are a grain farm. Grain farms attract rodents. Hundreds of them. Big ones. We can use cats, or we can use more chemicals to handle them. Your choice. Humane societies refuse to give cats to farms. They claim cats are not for work, they are for domestic use only. I have tried. So we have to breed our own, and farmers have a whole network to manage this. We take excellent care of our cats. They are handled and loved. But we are not the city. We are not a neighborhood. We are a rural farm trying to keep our chemical and disease levels low.

“ Ignorant people will say it’s arrogance, intelligent people will say it’s confidence… “

These Children and teachers are still in captivity

I once traveled to a small town and stopped by a local bar. They sold drinks and all kinds of pepper soup…goat meat, fish, you name it. They relied on a supplier for their catfish, but one day the supplier disappointed them and customers were complaining. I suggested to the owner that he start a small backyard fish farm as a backup plan, just in case something like that happened again. Thankfully, he listened. Two years later, I visited the place again and was amazed. Everything had changed. They now had TVs, solar power, CCTV cameras, and even a proper signboard. The place that used to have only a tree for shade had transformed completely. The man recognized me immediately and greeted me warmly alongside his wife. He had even added some healthy weight since I last saw him. He told me he had quit his taxi job and now used the vehicle mainly to transport feed for his animals and drinks for the bar. His children were looking like proper ajebotas. He said that backup plan was a game changer. Once customers realized they could always get what they came for, more people started patronizing the place because of the consistency. The man refused to collect a dime for anything I bought that day. But that’s not even the main story… His first daughter had been eyeing me since I arrived. Long story short, I collected her number before leaving. 🏃‍♂️‍➡️

Rabbits don't sweat. They regulate heat through their ears. So when the weather is hot, your rabbits are stressed even if they look calm. Poor ventilation kills faster than disease in Nigerian heat. Housing design is not optional. It's survival.

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@thisisAQ 💪

Na God say make Messi no dey talk like Mohammed Ali. lol. There’d have been no debate about anything. After the Algeria game: I am the greatest. Cristiano is not the greatest. Ogunmepon can’t score no World Cup hatty at almost 40. He doesn’t have a World Cup. Mbappe is okay. But I won 5 ballon d’ors at his current age. I will give him the other 3 and he still won’t have as many ballon d’ors as me by the time he is 40. I am the greatest. No one has ever been this good for this long. I have seen Ronaldo, the real Ronaldo, do it. He was on fire. Two world Cups, you can’t be more Ronaldo than that. Maradona is a legend, killed it in Napoli too. Pele touched 3 World Cups, you can’t sneer at that. They call us the trinity, I may be the youngest, but I am their father. Cristiano had a spark when he started, he is all about the tap ins now. He couldn’t even start at the World Cup four years ago. Wasn’t it Morocco that…never mind. Qatar wasn’t my crowning glory, it was a gift for the fans, haters and lovers alike. I am the greatest. The one who won what each of them won at least once, and then won a lot more. None of them can say that. I am top of goals. I am top of assists. I get compared with the best of them scorers. I get compared with the best of the midfielders. I am the standard of football excellence. The unit of measurement. I am one of one. When I am done, there will be none like me. I am the greatest. You know this, your mama knows this. I am Jordan and LeBron in one. Serena and the big 3 rolled into a body. No Tom and Jerry, but Brady and Rice. I am the greatest. I never said that before I knew I was. But you and I know it now, I am the greatest. The truth and the Messi!

Hear me when I call, O God of my righteousness: thou hast enlarged me when I was in distress; have mercy upon me, and hear my prayer.

Remember, if you're not happy while you are single, you won't be happy in a relationship. Happiness comes from Lionel Messi, not relationships.

Have you heard about #white #Colar farmers before? Just like "whitecolar job" I saw them yesterday 😄 Nothing wee no de this country. Good morning Ugu farmers.

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The Nigerian Farmer @Naija_farmers

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The rooster takes one look around and immediately gets to work. By breakfast, he’s been through every hen on the farm. The farmer whistles. “Well, that was impressive.” By lunchtime, the rooster has done the whole flock again. Now the farmer is less impressed and more

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@OloriOfOloris Lol my 100l days na 230/250/280 oo

HE IS THE GREATEST GOAL SCORER OF ALL TIME. NO BE VIEWING CENTER ARGUMENT NO ONE IS MORE DANGEROUS IN FRONT OF GOAL THAN THE LITTLE MAN. THE KING OF GOLDEN BOOTS. BRING YOUR CONTENDER. MASTER.

Classic Messi 🇦🇷 #FIFAWorldCup

@Agbede_arorin Bro Malik used to cut my hair for 50naira

@Agbede_arorin @Mystery_Girley @Gracie_ese Back when macaroni twist popular pass spaghetti We do propeller with paper every Saturday We do tortoise with broom and this rubber women used for hairs We played counters (cover of bottles) etccc jare