Winston @ItsOnlyPhysics

I smell....peanut butter. | Hyperintelligent gorilla, Overwatch scientist and peanut butter enthusiast. Top Secret Joined January 2019

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Winston @ItsOnlyPhysics

7 years ago

@MogMoira The gorilla apparently to expect her to proceed regardless, however, for he let out a deep sigh and quoted: "Nothing ventured, nothing gained. What exactly are you looking to do?"

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Winston @ItsOnlyPhysics

7 years ago

@MogMoira He inwardly shuddered as he recalled said incident. "I would be happy to assist however I can, but if you plan on tampering with time travel, I must strongly caution you against it."

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Winston @ItsOnlyPhysics

7 years ago

A heavy sigh of relief is heard from some far-off room. He absolutely despises checkups, potentially a result of the Horizon colony experiments. That, or he's just a big hairy wuss.

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Winston @ItsOnlyPhysics

7 years ago

//Do y'all prefer Replies or Quotes to your Tweets? I'll try to stick with your preference when we interact!

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Winston @ItsOnlyPhysics

7 years ago

//Made an Athena to interact with because I couldn't find any active ones @PartnerInAI

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Winston @ItsOnlyPhysics

7 years ago

No need to worry about the details.

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Winston @ItsOnlyPhysics

7 years ago

Until further notice, the upgrade is on hold.

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Winston @ItsOnlyPhysics

7 years ago

"No, Athena, I don't think she'd get overexcited and blow up a city block." He pauses in the midst of soldering a wire. "....I KNOW she would."

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In other news, he's working on an upgrade for Lena's Pulse Bomb (because what could possibly go wrong?) and believes he's making tremendous progress. If progress is measured by the size of the explosion, that is.

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Winston @ItsOnlyPhysics

7 years ago

He will come in for a checkup when he's dead.

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Winston @ItsOnlyPhysics

7 years ago

"Ok fine, but just this once! And don't tell Lena!" #SeductiveSunday

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Winston @ItsOnlyPhysics

7 years ago

Will he participate in #SeductiveSunday? See this morning's tweet by @MasterfulMonk.

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Winston @ItsOnlyPhysics

7 years ago

Lies! He doesn't keep them in the same place; what if the peanut butter spilled?! Wait-

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7 years ago

He is momentarily seen carrying a large number of peanut butter jars in his massive arms and periodically looking from side to side. Then, he is gone.

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Winston @ItsOnlyPhysics

8 years ago

@joel_morricone //Please untag me in replies until or unless I'm brought up again.

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Winston @ItsOnlyPhysics

8 years ago

@MogMoira "As it so happens, I would be, and I thank you for extending the offer. Perhaps together we can achieve far more than either could alone."

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Winston @ItsOnlyPhysics

8 years ago

@MogMoira experiments with great care and kindness. It was very fortunate the Horizon incident was on the moon, where only a few humans could fall victim, instead of here on Earth."

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Winston @ItsOnlyPhysics

8 years ago

@MogMoira "While I don't approve of your...erm, methods...progress is not inevitable. It’s up to us to create it. New minds create new ideas, keep the world evolving. If you can safely conduct these experiments, they may be worthwhile." "But I warn you: if you proceed, treat your