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Peace out, Twitterverse. I'm enjoying the extended off-season. See you next season.
It's not about the student athletes. It's not about additional exposure for the university. It's not about additional revenue for the program. It's all about making sure I have a relaxing December.
Wait until you try to sit down and find a hot seat.
Two false starts in 40 seconds. This game is a false start.
This visor sure is doing a good job of keeping the sun out of my eyes.
See you in the FCS Herman. Welcome to the Big 12, Urban Meyer.
Theeeeeeey're baaaaaaaack...to losing!
Sorry about my appearance today. The equipment crew dried my lucky game shirt AGAIN.
My moobs look amazing in this black shirt, especially in 4K. Will probably change to purple at half-time.
We barely knew you, @chaddymorris. You know SEC stands for Saban's Eternal Conquer", right?
I'm going to ruin two things today: 1) OUs playoff chances and 2) another pair of khakis
With the hiring of @TinyArtBriles as the new University of Tennessee football coach, the school is officially changing their mascot to the Involunteers. #GoVols --> #GoInVols
In hopes to quickly put the Greg Schiano debacle behind them, the University of Tennessee announces the hiring of Art Briles as their new head football coach.
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@LonghornNetwork This is the coach the boosters were excited about. Imagine this individual sitting in your living room explaining how he's going to take care of your son at Texas. If I'm a parent we're already discussing de-comitting. Shameful and bush league.
That is a program building touchdown for Texas. They can really use that as growth for next year.
@BDavisAAS I’m honestly not broken. I’m suffering from premature Texas is backness.
Tom Herman is losing my support. This is a poorly coached football team. I love my Longhorns, but this is absolutely unacceptable🤘
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In hopes to quickly put the Greg Schiano debacle behind them, the University of Tennessee announces the hiring of Art Briles as their new head football coach.
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What a GREAT DAY to be a Baylor Bear! Congrats Baylor Nation. Everyone played a part in making this a reality!! Thank you.
According to Kyle Allen and players coach Tom Herman told the players right at their eyes and said he wasn't leaving UH last night.
Best Texas college football team •Sweet 16• RT- SMU FAV- UTEP
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Gary Patterson @Jake_Trotter "Thoughts on who Baylor should have as its GameDay guest picker this weekend?"
JUST IN: Brady Hoke is out as head coach at Michigan (according to multiple reports) es.pn/15O2c54