American Bald Eagle 🇺🇸 @IsolationWard

@KurtSchlichter, your column, specifically re: @petehegseth_DoD being "helped to death', evoked another classic Godfather scene that would well serve the Sec of War: youtube.com/shorts/h1-y1oX…

Kurt Schlichter @KurtSchlichter

11 months ago

Making America’s military great again! @townhallcom 🇺🇸 Pete Hegseth Needs to Settle All the Family’s Business townhall.com/columnists/kur…

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#Olympic2024 opening ceremony's producers should be advised that the God they mocked is slow to anger. Slow, yes, but angered nonetheless. And never mocked. Also, He's the exec. producer of what, for each of them, should be one helluva closing ceremony. #Paris2024

It is a polar bear ... in late-stage extinction brought on by global warming.

Catturd ™ @catturd2

2 years ago

I just asked Google AI for a picture of a polar bear.

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@joelpollak, today's column on pr Miley's after-hours visit to the Western Wall is your best one (so far). Full of thoughtful insights. It ran my yellow highlighter dry. (breitbart.com/middle-east/20…)

Brevity, indeed, is the soul of wit.

Harmeet K. Dhillon @HarmeetKDhillon

3 years ago

Let’s go Brandon

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Get a queue, @JeremyDBoreing @realDailyWire. Please! DW app UEX is dreadful, outdated. Gut rehab STAT! Better nav. iPad-friendly. X-device sync. User prefs. More AUR Or, god-king, enable @DailyWirePlus access via 3rd-party apps w/ functionality befitting DW content & sub cost.

Dearest Comrade! How DARE you! omit prayers to St Greta. I'm literally shaking.

Zaphod Beeblebrox @shovel_this

3 years ago

@deicivitas @TuckerCarlson @ABDanielleSmith @ezralevant Dearest Comrade ! You are the polished mirror reflecting the shining brilliance of our Dear leader, and all his glory. We too send our prayers of thanks for your greatness to Saint Suzuki & Saint Gore. Extra rations of crickets to all in celebration

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Master stroke use of the color "smiling Cheshire Cat gray".

Dave Collum @DavidBCollum

3 years ago

It is getting exciting...

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No, WE are not complicit. WE did not fail to support the Iranian people's Green Revolution, send billions in cash on pallets to Iran's mullahs, or ratify the JCPOA without Senate consent. YOU did that, @BarackObama Keep We the People out of your eunuch-level blame shifting.

Margot Cleveland @ProfMJCleveland

3 years ago

Former President Obama...inciting riots.

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Entertaining to watch @Harvard students, especially those admitted to @Harvard_Law, whiningly plead ignorance as a defense for signing on to a statement blaming Israel for Hamas atrocities last weekend. thecrimson.com/article/2023/1…

"Do you smell that? Cordite, son." The fuselage of @KurtSchlichter's AC-130 gunship of a column is thick with it. Kurt trains all of his cannons and Gatling guns on #RINO @MittRomney. "I love the smell of cordite in the morning."

@RWMaloneMD's latest Substack goes to 11, provoked I suspect by the latest covidiocy he describes. I really appreciate 'the extra push over the cliff' he gives to Dr. Gottleib, Pfizer, the CDC and the W.H.O.

Robert W Malone, MD @RWMaloneMD

3 years ago

Let's talk about Eris (EG5) and Boosters Not the Greek goddess of strife and discord, the SARS-CoV-2 variant! rwmalonemd.substack.com/p/lets-talk-ab…

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After prostitution, it's a toss up between journalism and politics for the world's second oldest profession 'honors'. Case in point: @derekahunter's latest:townhall.com/columnists/der…

I arrived at the address and honked the horn. After waiting a few minutes I honked again. Since this was going to be my last ride of my shift I thought about just driving away, but instead I put the car in park and walked up to the door and knocked.. 'Just a minute', answered a frail, elderly voice. I could hear something being dragged across the floor. After a long pause, the door opened. A small woman in her 90's stood before me. She was wearing a print dress and a pillbox hat with a veil pinned on it, like somebody out of a 1940's movie. By her side was a small nylon suitcase. The apartment looked as if no one had lived in it for years. All the furniture was covered with sheets. There were no clocks on the walls, no knickknacks or utensils on the counters. In the corner was a cardboard box filled with photos and glassware. 'Would you carry my bag out to the car?' she said. I took the suitcase to the cab, then returned to assist the woman. She took my arm and we walked slowly toward the curb. She kept thanking me for my kindness. 'It's nothing', I told her.. 'I just try to treat my passengers the way I would want my mother to be treated.' 'Oh, you're such a good boy,’ she said. When we got in the cab, she gave me an address and then asked, 'Could you drive through downtown?' 'It's not the shortest way,' I answered quickly.. 'Oh, I don't mind,' she said. 'I'm in no hurry. I'm on my way to a hospice.’ I looked in the rear-view mirror. Her eyes were glistening. 'I don't have any family left,' she continued in a soft voice.. ‘The doctor says I don't have very long.' I quietly reached over and shut off the meter. 'What route would you like me to take?' I asked. For the next two hours, we drove through the city. She showed me the building where she had once worked as an elevator operator. We drove through the neighborhood where she and her husband had lived when they were newlyweds. She had me pull up in front of a furniture warehouse that had once been a ballroom where she had gone dancing as a girl. Sometimes she'd ask me to slow in front of a particular building or corner and would sit staring into the darkness, saying nothing. As the first hint of sun was creasing the horizon, she suddenly said, 'I'm tired. Let's go now'. We drove in silence to the address she had given me. It was a low building, like a small convalescent home, with a driveway that passed under a portico. Two orderlies came out to the cab as soon as we pulled up. They were solicitous and intent, watching her every move. They must have been expecting her. I opened the trunk and took the small suitcase to the door. The woman was already seated in a wheelchair. 'How much do I owe you?' She asked, reaching into her purse. 'Nothing,' I said. 'You have to make a living,' she answered. 'There are other passengers,' I responded. Almost without thinking, I bent and gave her a hug. She held onto me tightly. 'You gave an old woman a little moment of joy,' she said. 'Thank you.' I squeezed her hand, and then walked into the dim morning light.. Behind me, a door shut. It was the sound of the closing of a life.. I didn't pick up any more passengers that shift. I drove aimlessly lost in thought. For the rest of that day,I could hardly talk. What if that woman had gotten an angry driver, or one who was impatient to end his shift? What if I had refused to take the run, or had honked once, then driven away? On a quick review, I don't think that I have done anything more important in my life. We're conditioned to think that our lives revolve around great moments. But great moments often catch us unaware-beautifully wrapped in what others may consider a small one. PEOPLE MAY NOT REMEMBER EXACTLY WHAT YOU DID, OR WHAT YOU SAID ~BUT~ THEY WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER HOW YOU MADE THEM FEEL. 🙏🏼🥰✝️

Thanks, @elonmusk, for doing what our so-called 'representatives' swore an oath to do: "... support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic, ..."

Elon Musk @elonmusk

3 years ago

If you were unfairly treated by your employer due to posting or liking something on this platform, we will fund your legal bill. No limit. Please let us know.

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Social security ... the Madoff of Ponzi schemes, but with three extra zeroes. And if this scam wasn't scammy enough, our elected DC "fiduciaries" have skimmed TENS of TRILLIONS from the take, with annual deficits the next 10 years of more than $2T.

Wall Street Mav @WallStreetMav

3 years ago

I am looking forward to the replies on this one. 🤣

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Floor board foot switch to turn high beams on and off.

Kevin W. @Brink_Thinker

3 years ago

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@derekahunter, if you've been thinking of forming a band, then the perfect name for it is right there in today's column (is.gd/qrjpfs): Random Tantrum

@MattWalshBlog, if we're going to be constitutionally stuck with harvested & ill-informed voters, then I'd vote to mitigate their ignorance by banning (R) & (D) from candidates names on the ballots. At least we'd be able to harvest half of the eeny-meeny-miny-moe vote. #SPG4L

Mark Mitchell's must-read piece in The American Mind disembowels one of the @WEF's Great Reset promises: "You'll own nothing -- and you'll be happy about it."

The American Mind @theammind

4 years ago

"The decline of property ownership sets the stage for the dramatic expansion of personal vice & state power—a fundamentally unstable combination. It establishes the conditions that lead citizens to demand from the state what they once demanded from themselves." - Mark T. Mitchell

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