Ankur Bhatia @Invictus111

Harvard 2010 Indian Idol Semi Finalist Forbes 30 under 30 Teeno me mein nahin tha 😂 Server Farm Joined January 2010

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Ankur Bhatia @Invictus111

3 months ago

@SandeepMall Murti Mahal Jaipur 9602229999

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Ankur Bhatia @Invictus111

3 months ago

Best is the driver calmly getting back in the car

Ghar Ke Kalesh @gharkekalesh

3 months ago

Drama in Pune: Stray dog darts in front of a cab, driver avoids it calmly. Two dog lovers rush in screaming for SM content, one bothers the scared dog and gets bitten on the leg. FAFO in real time😭

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Ankur Bhatia @Invictus111

3 months ago

@GabbbarSingh In most laala companies, there is a slight variation. The middle name is also used SAG ADA

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Ankur Bhatia @Invictus111

6 months ago

The way indian cricket has nurtured talent across generations is a case study. This ecosystem needs to be copied shamelessly.

Joy Bhattacharjya @joybhattacharj

6 months ago

2000 - Mohammad Kaif 2008 - Virat Kohli 2012 - Unmukt Chand 2018 - Prithvi Shaw 2022 - Yash Dhull 2026 - Ayush Mhatre India's 6th U19 cricket title in 26 years! To win the final against a terrific English side was great. To beat them by 100 runs is difficult to believe. Vaibhav,

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Ankur Bhatia @Invictus111

6 months ago

@mujifren Exactly. Leadership is not just putting competent people in position. Its also giving them broad latitude to execute using their skill and experience.

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Ankur Bhatia @Invictus111

6 months ago

@architgupta @_cleartax took full payment for a 1-year subscription (31-05-25) Then silently ended it on 31-01-26, the last filing day. This is not a “technical issue” it’s negligence. And the best part "support" team is clueless as expected #ClearTaxFail

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Ankur Bhatia @Invictus111

6 months ago

@TheMinuend That's less than 90cr INR. Sit down.

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6 months ago

@ca_shridhar LINK

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Ankur Bhatia @Invictus111

6 months ago

@SandeepMall Very similar to what Dave Ramsey advises

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Ankur Bhatia @Invictus111

7 months ago

@SandeepMall Pray tell Sir.. how was this achieved?

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7 months ago

@karanaggarwal86 @shantanukd Congratulations buddy. Proud of you.

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Ankur Bhatia @Invictus111

8 months ago

In the modern world we gont have choice, just the illusion of choice.

Ramanuj Mukherjee @law_ninja

8 months ago

Dangerous duopolies in India: 1. Indigo + Air India 2. Jio + Airtel 3. Uber + Ola + (Rapido as fig leaf?) 4. Amazon + Flipkart 5. Zomato + Swiggy 6. JioFiber + Airtel Xstream 7. Blinkit + Zepto (+ Swiggy Instamart) 8. Naukri + LinkedIn (job posting) 9. Google Ads + Meta Ads Did

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Ankur Bhatia @Invictus111

8 months ago

Bhai itna kuch banaya.. ek link shortner bhi bana lete.. the link in the quote tweet takes to bitly trial page..

Harsh Jain @harshjain85

8 months ago

While hyperscaling @Dream11 we tried all SaaS poss but broke EVERYTHING India-scale needed Indian-built sys to manage 300M users, 16M concurrency & 100K TPS 🇮🇳 We're open sourcing this engine - FREE forever! HorizonOS is everything we built with 500 engg for 10 yrs in Mumbai 💪

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Ankur Bhatia @Invictus111

8 months ago

@IndiGo6E My parents were supposed to fly to Kolkata on 6e-505 for their Visa appointment. The flight got cancelled at the last minute leaving them in a lurch. Plan b doesn't have any viable options. Can we get a lko del del ccu flight instead?

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Kamlesh Singh / Tau @kkstau

8 months ago

Lalu ji smothered the Congress party in Bihar so badly that even he has failed to revive it. It's been 35 years. DMK did the same in Tamil Nadu but has supplied just enough oxygen to keep it breathing. Mamata Didi in Bengal may give it a similar lifeline but no life of its own. Humko yahi mila hai sila ae zindagi sun le, Zinda bhi hain to qaatil ke rahm-o-karam par ~AltTab Raja

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peeleraja @peeleraja

8 months ago

Goa taxi drivers have different rates for locals and outsiders. To prove that you are a local, you need to tell the driver a secret code phrase and he will immediately charge you only 1/10th of the "outsider" fare. I tried it in Goa last month. The code is "God tumhara bhala karega my son."

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Ankur Bhatia @Invictus111

9 months ago

@Ajain112 Go to any Arya Samaj mandir. Get married there. Make sure to get pics and videos of the entire ceremony. THEN go to the registrar. Hire a lawyer to take care of the paperwork.