If You Give A Mouse A Cookie @IFYOUGlVEAMOUSE
I’m a greedy little mouse (Harvard research study) 🥛 Joined November 2021-
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Good morning, “IFYOUGlVEAMOUSE” was a 24 month sociological study conducted by researchers at Harvard university. We are now complete with our study. Thank you all for your time.
I think I was tweaking when I wrote this
I think I was tweaking when I wrote this
me if wanting some mussy was a crime
Yeah I do that. I hurt feelings. I wake up a hater everyday. I go on twitter to hopefully shit and ruin all of your days. Fuck you.
that mussy e-sex got my internet router quivering
Are we just gonna act like I’m not in some desperate need of head?!?
Drew like a dark, fucked up version of myself haha. This is just a glimpse into my dark reality. A full stare into my twisted perspective would make most simply go insane lmao
Lord have merthy I’m bout to bust
Quit eating cookies 8 months ago. Bought a new car, got mussy like 12 times, went back to my old real estate job, and now I’m buying a dog this spring. I party every weekend and I have a home. I’m enjoying life. Do yourselves a favor. Stop trying to jerk off and cum. It’s cringe.
I’m not a step dad, I’m the dad that stepped up 👑 (i have 1443 mice children)
With the departure of ash Ketchum and his annoying egotistical mouse, i will step up as the next protagonist of the anime
Squeak squeak🐁 *stop procrastinating you lazy fucks*
"Wednesday"’s Jenna Ortega reveals in an interview with Vogue magazine that her favorite twitter account of all time is "If You Give A Mouse A Cookie". “Scrolling through mouse's tweets have become my favorite thing to do for when I want to relax and just shut my brain off.”
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@IFYOUGlVEAMOUSE Bro works for the fbi 😳
@wildtiktokss the disparity between generations and slang terms is something we must watch out for. when he says "say less," he really means he is okay to do the deal for that price. but she got confused and ended up lowering the price. with no disparity, Figgy Pudding
How Lebron felt after tweeting this
Saw pussy in boots and it was pretty good
Should I pull out (serious answers only)
I was rejected by Apple. I was rejected by Amazon. I was rejected by Facebook. I was 28 years old and broke. I decided to start my own startup. Now I’m 30 years old and broke.
@IFYOUGlVEAMOUSE Bros acting like he’s the main character 💀
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