HUMPDAYTHENOVEL @HumpDayTheNovel
Happy friggin Hump Day! A darkly-comic pop culture noir where Wednesday turns surreal & karma's a bitch. 3/28/12. Get book info & author humpishness here humpdaythenovel.com Joined February 2012-
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HAPPY HUMP DAY EVERYONE! New reviews are in! I swear I didn't bribe anyone and only 1 of them is from my mother. tinyurl.com/7ybghms
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As man of my word, I drank a shot of tequila&tabasco 4 every copy of tinyurl.com/c6oo3en sold yesterday. Now I really feel like Hemingway.
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check out the HUMP DAY aftermath. it feels as bad as it looks. tinyurl.com/7s7sckk
HAPPY HUMP DAY! Thanx for the 5-star reviews! I'm touched (in a good way) tinyurl.com/6wooopj humpdaythenovel.com #humpday #humpdaybook
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The HUMP DAY dance is ur chance 2do the Hump! Check it out, y'all! humpdaythenovel.com at lnkd.in/nTQkcU and at lnkd.in/pZGu8A
Just listened to Limp Bizkit covering George Michael... yes, the appropriate question is why?
HUMP DAY now available at humpdaythenovel.com, lnkd.in/nTQkcU & lnkd.in/pZGu8A thx 4 all the 5star reviews & even that 1 4star!
download HUMP DAY on Amazon.com, B&N.com and itunes.com and discover more than just the meaning of life
WE R OFFICIALLY PUBLISHED. Check the reviews at amazon, b&n.com and humpdaythenovel.com. They like me, they really like me.
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@HumpDayTheNovel publishes 2DAY! Please check it out: humpdaythenovel.com, amazon& barnesandnoble.com. I take full literary responsibilty
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Happy Hump Day Eve x 2. Tomorrow is more than just the mid-point in the week -- @HumpDayTheNovel by @JasonHef debuts! tinyurl.com/c6oo3en
It's a shame The Go-Gos are from the the pre-twitterian era. "We Got the Tweet" could have been a cross-promotional hit.
3 MORE DAYS UNTIL HUMP DAY! humpdaythenovel.com
the hump day dance is the dance... do the hump!
It's HUMP DAY y'all! Last Wed. before the release of the 4th greatest novel ever! This time next week the literary world will b rocked hard!
Actually have a friend named Harry with a brother Larry who is getting married in 5days. It's like the whole thing was scripted by Young MC.
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why must all limericks be dirty? haikus never get that kind of bad press.
Friday, people! A mere 8 hours of pretending to be productive left before pulling the rip cord and floating to safety.
in Australia speed bumps are called speed Humps... subtle difference, but hump always seems to get the point across with greater alacrity
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how come no drinks r named after how they make u feel the next day?Then u could order an elephant shitting on ur cerebellum& not b surprised
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