HowlingSponge @HowlingSponge
porous/freak Salty Spitoon Joined September 2026-
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First day volunteering at the women’s shelter and another dude leaned in and said, “if you want I can tell you which of them are easy”
When Matt and Trey cut out those first pieces of construction paper thirty years ago, do you think they took a moment to ask themselves: "is this safe for Lesbian consumption?"
i’m going to be admitted to the psych unit. i don’t know when i’ll be back. i’m genuinely sorry for everything.
Roger from American Dad doing mukbangs is a big sign of a recession indicator
Juicy Drop combos over everything! Don't @ me Shop @JuicyDropCandy now! #JuicyDropPartner #mukbang #asmreating #fastfood #jshock
When I was nine years old, me and some neighborhood kids went around on Halloween night shitting on people’s doorsteps. The house I picked turned out to be our pastor. He caught me in the act, wrestled me inside, and gave me a lecture before calling my mom and raping me
@HowlingTrevor I’m like 2 weeks clean off the yogurt enough of this.
One time my car broke down and my mom had to pick me up. I got in the car and put my seatbelt on, and she called me a pussy for wearing one.
My wife's boyfriend got rid of our cat because I shoved the cats shit in his shoes and he put them on.
Sorry ladies you're staying congested forever
Stuffy nose? An orgasm can help, study suggests - but there's a catch trib.al/PWu1dmn
My wife just told me the bull is bringing me over x2 Hennessy nips and a preroll so I can get a good viewing experience tonight
Me in the women's bathroom at Target as soon as I hear that first brap
My black stepson just barged into my room with a 9mm asking me where his eighth went. When I told him I didn't know he searched my drawer and found pictures of his auntie and my erectile dysfunction pills and started pistol whipping the fuck out of me
Said something about immigration in front of my mom and the next thing I know she’s tearing up and asking if I’m a “white supremacist”
“An aggressive opening of briny marine notes, followed by warm, humid accords and a persistent fish-forward musk. The dry-down is sour, pungent, and remarkably difficult to ignore.” Me reviewing a woman's used panties while I dry heave
When we were 14, my friend’s mother would make us take baths together and photograph us for her family book like we were babies having our first bath.
Got banned from Planet Fitness cause they caught me on camera sniffing all the equipment the studs were using
If Shane Gillis strangled 3 kids with resistance bands these whores would've forgiven him by now.
There is a version of me that knows how to talk to women. He only appears after six Jägerbombs, four pints of stout and a twelver of Smirnoff ices. Even then, the slovenly moron normally pukes up on himself before he can get us laid.
Fnord_hunter @Fnord_hunter
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Lope Dope🕯☔️ @lopedope903
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Jelqing in the Goon C... @ceaselessjelq
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Nicotine Dreamer @cold_and_quiet
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Jack Scarizzy @JackScarizzy
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Gundark fucker Hansgr... @Hunteroforcs
193 Followers 146 Following The mind is always in flux Ego is the original sin I like big Asian racks hansgrell librarium in highlights (only certified elect allowed) I like video games
Ben Weary @BenWeary4473
187 Followers 755 Following You're here; there's nothing I fear Social Poetry
Nigger Hitler @blowitsmooveoff
878 Followers 532 Following it is what it is till it aint what it aint fuck nigga
CORVETTE GUY @CORVETTEGUY83
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Spreadsheeticus @spreadsheeticus
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ᛄᚤ∥xmzᚵ 𓄎 ... @Morphoabloast
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Hendrix Cool @theghostofsf
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HowlingRipper @Howlingripper0
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