Rodrick Heffley @HeffleyRoderick
(Parody account) Older brother of Greg and Manny Heffley, drummer of Löded Diper Joined October 2018-
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Apparently the pickup line "call me John D Rockefeller cuz I'm tryna oil you up" was not "W rizz" with this girl on tinder
He's selling him on wish bro
He's selling him on wish bro https://t.co/ZL2B8JCgi4
Why the fuck am I losing followers. You're all dipping out right before my prime. You're missing the Rodrick Heffley peak you limp dick losers
Susan and Manny went on some sort of "spiritual retreat" to Israel. I think that's just a different way of admitting they're terrorists
Manny brought Saddam Hussein back from the dead and now he's eating dinner with my family. What do I do
Geeked on avocado. call that shit avocado. Can I get an amen #NCAAChampionship
You're telling me people just, don't like milk?? How?? It's milk??
Found Greg's fuckass diary and opened it just to find rowley's feet pics. God please take my life
April Fools! This year, I'm pranking Manny by stuffing his teddy bear with dynamite! Have a great day little buddy!
Frank Heffley @FranklinHeffley
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56K Followers 14 Following I am the father of Rodrick, Gregory, and Manny Heffley. I love to reenact the civil war and I hate teenagers!Greg Heffley @GregHeffley2011
2K Followers 2K Following Greg Heffley, 12, 2024 presidential candidate 🇺🇸 opp to the zoos. dm me the word tomato if you care toZhang Yong 张勇 @zhangyong02
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830 Followers 30 Following Proud blanket of Manny Heffley - (Parody account) - I actively post diary of a wimpy kid memes - I love foreskinI stole your cheese @TheFlagManiac
432 Followers 779 Following I don’t tweet much here. Huge Atlanta Braves fan. YouTube addict. I hate this shithole site and most of the room temperature IQ morons on it #BravesCountrychirag @chirag_guptalol
5K Followers 6 Following indian immigrant / far-right extremist / 3’10” / big time rush stan / parody account lolLarry Heffley (Parody.. @LarryHeffley
4K Followers 64 Following “Uncle” of three “not inbreds” and ashamed attendee of Heffley gatherings. This is a parody account and isn’t affiliated with Jeff Kinney or his books.Jake McGough @JakeMcGough_
261 Followers 22 Following i dont like the police, and nor does my mom, but she spends a lot of time with them. (parody)Manny Heffley @mannyheffleyy
26K Followers 8 Following Like if a child made a parody account of another, yet fictional, child. **Parody**Linda Jefferson @MommyJefferson
15K Followers 63 Following Linda, 44y/o, mother and wife, vore enthusiast, ass eater (Parody! Not affiliated to the Diary of a wimpy kid franchise or Jeff Kinney)Susan Heffley @MomHeffley
55K Followers 8 Following Loving mommy of 3 beautiful boys. (This is a parody account)@HeffleyRoderick She’s just not fucking with a real one. In time king 🙏
@HeffleyRoderick From our family to yours, we hope you have a wonderful and blessed Easter!
tbh i think a lot of these identities or concepts were just borne from weird, sad shut ins who are too up their own ass to bother to understand how other people actually live and feel and think. like its all extremely detached from reality and self centered
@VITA10452621981 @HeffleyRoderick Bitch didn't get the memo
@HeffleyRoderick Answer the question, Rodrick.
@elonmusk well you're the expert on SNL's bad days
The word "bubby" may have gotten a man assaulted but the word "ploopy" almost caused world destruction