Patrick @Hayespatrick3

Amber and I having a conversation. Me: what time do you want to exchange our Christmas presents? Her: Idk sometime tomorrow. Me: ha. Wow you don’t say?! 🤦🏻‍♂️ can’t get anything passed girlfriends...

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My boss came up to me this morning at work and asked “I’m going to go get donuts. Would you like anything else?” I said “chocolate milk.” He said “are you kidding me dude? Are you 5?” I told him “if that means I get chocolate milk then I guess I’m five.”

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Patrick @Hayespatrick3

7 years ago

Low key miss some of my high school teachers.

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Patrick @Hayespatrick3

7 years ago

The fact that stepbrothers is on Netflix and I’m just now finding out about it made my night.

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Patrick @Hayespatrick3

7 years ago

I think the Blue Bullets need to coach the Bears this year.

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Patrick @Hayespatrick3

7 years ago

You know you’re the son of a cop when you’re on the phone with your dad and mid conversation he says “mother f*** I gotta go” then hangs up the phone. Okay cool dad bye

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Patrick @Hayespatrick3

7 years ago

Wanna know how many friends I talk to? I have a snap streak with my dad...

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Patrick @Hayespatrick3

7 years ago

@k_sturg99 That too lol

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Patrick @Hayespatrick3

7 years ago

*Class laughing randomly* Professor: what?! Is my fly down? Us: your horse is out of the barn Professor: that’s okay it’s just a mini horse 😂

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Patrick @Hayespatrick3

7 years ago

I want to buy a new car but I just realized I have $12 in my account...

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Patrick @Hayespatrick3

7 years ago

Looked down at my phone today and it said I had a text message from my grandpa. Remind you my grandpa is a 73 y/o man with a flip phone who barely knows how to call people. He’s never text me before and his first message to me was a forwarded one. Oh well