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A sneak peek at the TV adaptation of Twitter's story. twitter.com San Francisco Joined February 2012-
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'Hatching Twitter' season five, episode fourteen—a muffin mix-up at breakfast; a new head of product is appointed but how long will he stay?
'Hatching Twitter' season five, episode thirteen—@dickc’s verification finally goes through; @kevinweil and @aroetter go shopping together
'Hatching Twitter' season five, episode twelve—a worrying market reaction after a joke mission statement is accidentally released as real
'Hatching Twitter' season five, episode eleven—a DM fail puts a parody account author at risk; @anthonynoto and @anildash form an alliance
'Hatching Twitter' season five, episode ten—the team uncovers a shocking secret about @nickbilton; will his verification remain?
'Hatching Twitter' season five, episode nine—the company expands its advisory team; a new head of product arrives but how long will he stay?
'Hatching Twitter' season five, episode eight—a log cabin coincidence leads to new product priorities; @chfry gets stuck in an elevator
'Hatching Twitter' season five, episode seven—in the wake of a disastrous Tea Time @adam_messinger proposes an eleventh Core Value
'Hatching Twitter' season five, episode six—nobody can get pants to work; an ill-advised selfie leads to an executive departure
'Hatching Twitter' season five, episode four—@sippey launches another strange experiment; a pinball mishap has surprising HR consequences
'Hatching Twitter' season five, episode two—an unattended Scala compile causes a fire hazard; the new crossfit segment at Tea Time goes awry
'Hatching Twitter' season five, episode one—as the company announces its pending IPO, an unsavory find in the office showers sparks concern
'Hatching Twitter' season five is coming! Don't miss the excitement as we rejoin an indomitable team headed for IPO and beyond.
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‘Hatching Twitter’ season one, episode one: a smoothie spill at breakfast; @ev is whimsical at Tea Time
I work at the NYT. It's an institution with a lot of power and that power should be interrogated and held to a high standard. But don't suggest that my colleague didn't do an interview with you because you pointed that out. That's an absurd thing to misrepresent.
@DRose007 No apology needed from my end. Although I’m just one of 35. I don’t think your characterization is true of me. But you’re welcome to your own opinion. But your characterization is certainly not true of all 35 of us. Read the list of signatures
I hope the writers of this show read the @HatchingOnTV account.
Some exciting news: Hatching Twitter is in development with @peacocktv as the first story in an anthology series about technology gone awry. Taking a poll, who should play the main characters? hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/peac…
@isaach @twittermedia @ChloeS @fredgraver @ADashek Well to be honest @HatchingOnTV is an amazing show.
@HatchingOnTV I was just thinking I had discovered the French, retired versions of @kevinweil & @aroetter
@HatchingOnTV it wasn't a misfire. I was intentionally shooting at @kevinweil and hit the target.
Couldn't be happier that @HatchingOnTV is broadcasting again! x.com/hatchingontv/s…
'Hatching Twitter' season five is coming! Don't miss the excitement as we rejoin an indomitable team headed for IPO and beyond.
@isaach @HatchingOnTV Season 5: Twitter engineers track down the creator of a novelty account to convince him/her to revive the account.
Hatching Twitter season 5 episode 7: Gerrit is upgraded, employees begin to riot. All productivity is lost.
Tuesday night: Catching up on my missed episodes of @HatchingOnTV.
"Wait, what? They were upset about the busses and not the robots?!?!" - worker in Sector D-5, year 2063
@HatchingOnTV I dig it. Leave em wanting more. More accts should be limited run.
‘Hatching Twitter’ season one, episode six: the team panics after @TechCrunch foretells Twitter's doom in a particularly scathing blog post