PandemicPapi @HassanPhills
Joined October 2012-
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Never once will I regret a performance. However, performing stand-up at a Middle Eastern culture gathering is tough. Some of these individuals fled war-torn countries just so I could bomb in front of them.
You know when someone steals your shit and helps you look for it, that’s what a liberal racism feels like
Don’t ask me how I got my hands on a mannequin‘s hand #NewProfilePic
My plan is to blow up when I'm 50, so if you're reading this now, you still have time to get ahead of the curve.
Strangest Thing is I am first to ask @finnwolfhard to flick a pic like this. Fanbois were scared, it takes a real hero to lead 🖕🏻🖕🏽
The way the Raptors are playing right now I already know what niggas were praying for on the 27th night of Ramadan 👀
Paris fashion week looks like the capital in hunger games
when will my generation be able to afford washer and dryer?
my boy saw a bird pull a worm out the soil with its beak and said "ayo" ... this is getting out hand
When Doug Ford starts a press conference announcement with “My fellow Ontarians” i hear it as “you bitch ass niggas”
2022: Keep Trying, Keep Trying, Keep Trying, Keep Trying, Keep Trying, Keep Trying, Keep Trying, Keep Trying, Keep Trying, Keep Trying, Keep Trying, Keep Trying, Keep Trying, Keep Trying, Keep Trying, Keep Trying, Keep Trying...
your lack of commitment is almost an insult to the people that believe in you
tonight’s show got cancelled cause of the omni channel
if you told me Deron Williams would be an open card fight for youtuber 5 years ago i would never believe you
if your fyp gets dark humour tiktoks then we share the same laughs in secret
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Hands down the easiest community to infiltrate.
this is why we say paramore is for the black community
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This is more than #Ohio. I’m across the lake (Lake Erie) in southern Ontario Canada by Niagara Falls and me and my family have had non stop head aches for about 7 days straight now. We can literally smell the chlorine over here in Canada. This is bigger than they are telling us
📸 - @Raptors ❤️ ShotBySnixiper
DWIGHT HOWARD attempted 10 THREES during his ridiculous debut in Taiwan 38 Points 14/32 Shooting 2/10 Threes 8/12 Free Throws 25 Rebounds 9 Assists 4 Blocks
No cap breaking people off is principal. If someone puts you onto a money move and you hit the bag it’s common knowledge that you’re suppose to circle back drop something off. Nothing big just something that keeps you in line for the next opportunity.
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Tyler Herro after he's traded to Brooklyn in a deal for Kevin Durant
No Facebook post has ever made me smile this hard.
Make du'a for you before you ask anyone else to
Y’all owe Lebron, Kawhi and Giannis an apology for ever bringing up KDs name amongst them 💯
What a moment. Mahmoud Abdelfattah, the 1st Muslim & Palestinian head coach in NBA/G League history, led the Rio Grande Valley Vipers to a G League title tonight 🏆 A week ago he was named Coach of the Year.
And I bet you if any of those slurs were homophobic they wouldnt have even let him on the platform.
Joe Rogan apologizes for resurfaced podcast clips of him using the N-word. Spotify has reportedly removed 70 episodes of The Joe Rogan Experience that see the comedian using racist slurs.