Harvey Spectator, CPA @HarvySpectator
Harvard Law Alumni || Graduated Sigma Bag Laude || Married to Donna (good cookie) 💍 || Best closer in Camden, NJ Camden, NJ Joined April 2023-
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@HarvardMike85 It’s all indians on my turf dude they fucking suck
@BBradford77 Ripppp, worked for me with a spring final, that blows. Mine wasn’t ever on pearson tho too so that may be part of it
Was just in the break room eating lunch and this work couple came in and started talking about crossword puzzles and sudoku. Please #muteyourmic and let me grub and watch my show
I need it to be Friday already time going by so slow
Thot daughter by a fucking MILLION that’s enough reels for one night #EVAPORATE
Viciously craving a pub sub. Otw to publix #fuckyes
I wrote down all 332 accounts that are following me (some of y’all were given awards congrats) You will be immortalized on my beev wall forever #burnerverse
@HeftyMarty I’d get a beer with you too brother. That’s love 🍻 Cheers
Just realized i’ve missed the past two Mutual Mondays 🥀
@DoctorMisterSir Making connections and #expanding the pipeline brother. Fuck yes.
@HossNukem Right??? Shit is comedy 😭😂
They got me writing a fucking handbook for all employees this week. Wyd when you get hired and they give you a handbook that says “Written by Harvey Spectator, CPA” during onboarding
Anyone got any good show recommendations? Need something new. Some series I enjoy/have already seen for reference: -The Blacklist -Blindspot -Suits (obviously, I’m Harvey Spectator) -Breaking Bad -Scandal -Animal Kingdom -Burn Notice
Road trip this weekend #finally get to have beers somewhere that isn’t my sorry ass town
Treating myself to a nice breakfast on the way to the office this morning cuz I didn’t know who the fuck #BonnieBeev was until the Space last night
Lost my free stake dollar in 4 spins on the slots. In the fucking slums rn
Jeffery Tip Fan Accou... @JeffTipGlazer
33 Followers 39 Following OW Class of 64 🦉💙/ Owl Football/Baseball Lover / @Jeffery2837492 Glazer / “Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer” /
John Allen Beck @allen_beck69
35 Followers 78 Following occasional southern social visitor , big bonson fella, three failed marriages. #bringbac50dollagrams
Dr. “The Doc” Buc... @DoctorMisterSir
905 Followers 728 Following The SEC runs through the Midwest. Abolish the DOE. ‘88 Academic All-State SG. #TitanUp
Wendell "Dell" Mitche... @DellMitchell25
4 Followers 146 Following Cats 16’ | Here & there ball knower | Line Leader | Philly Sports enjoyer | #mess
‘C Note’ Haybank,... @ChetHawthorne
48 Followers 191 Following Bama 05’ | Roll Tide | America First | Vice President Investment Banker @ Goldman | Bag Ripper | President For X Φ | 8 Handicap Golfer | Cougar Connoisseur
Richard “Dick” St... @dickofficial42
940 Followers 551 Following Illinois State 08’ | Brit Milah Survivor | Former AEΠ Treasurer | Lincoln Park Raised | #bleacherbum
Joseph “3 Scatt” ... @3scatt
14 Followers 62 Following #neverdaunted #whatcolorisyourwhitegoldrolexnerd TriDelt Dad | Longfei Connoisseur | Taaka Enjoyer
Schfinkter @theschfinkter
28 Followers 46 Following Father of 1 Peruvian son, gambling addict, fantasy enthusiast, and Tent ⛺️ salesman. BLACKHAWKS, BEARS, SOX, and SPIETH. 8.9 HCP
Jimmy “ The Jet” ... @SchneemSuperFan
12 Followers 63 Following Salisbury 80’ | Love Beer Die | D3 Baseball Guru | Ella’s Fella | Ball Knower
Mike Houston’s Burn... @notMikeHouston
1K Followers 1K Following Bot Account 🤖 Not the Former Head Football Coach at East Carolina University 🟪🟨 SPEEK UP LIBRUL 🗣️ Engagement Farmer 🚜 Run it Up the Middle Donnie!
“Iron” Brian Oste... @PrimeIronBrian
24 Followers 73 Following Eccentric music taste | SEC Supremacist | Slightly above average ball knowledge | Boys will be boys | Retired (mediocre) LaxRat | WhyD3
Kenneth James @kenneth_ja1666
87 Followers 2K Following I’m a powerball winner of $390.9m,I’m using this to appreciate the society by giving out $3,500 each to my first 1k followers & poor/needy
Timmyburner @timmyburner107
308 Followers 710 Following Mississippi State 22', retired pledge, touring the south #3rdburner #timmy
Roger ‘Pound’ Ste... @rogPsterling
5 Followers 52 Following Guinness enthusiast, 6’1 on a great day, Tie advocate, West Coast Ambassador, L Train Larp
Glenneth “Gov” Yo... @TrtlBayTaxAdvis
19 Followers 100 Following Boat shoe wearer| bag doer| Dive Bar Enjoyer| Glen Youngkin Fan| Former Co-CEO @ The Carlyle Group| NYC
Tank “The Tank” L... @tanklarper
65 Followers 237 Following Roll Tide ‘03 | Former ΣAE - PM ‘02 | 3x G Splitter | Beer Enthusiast
Trent “the raddler�... @Trentraddy
17 Followers 40 Following Bama ΠΚΑ ‘89 | Father of 5 | Uncircumcised | 6’1 | CDL certified | Marco Rubio 2028
Jimmy “Jager Bomb�... @jagerjohnson123
192 Followers 204 Following Booth enjoyer | Ty Simpson Believer
Dave “Retard” Jac... @davejacksburner
3K Followers 511 Following p08 Max Blade 77 flex NXG. +23/514 PIM Junior Hockey Career. 2A Practicer. Founder of Fella Friday. Ella Langley Enthusiast. CPAP User. Under Bettor. #GBR
Michael Lob @MikeLob80085
381 Followers 556 Following Redneck Blue Collar American Patriot | Tomato Town Community College ‘98 | Shook Tiger Woods hand | 6 Time Fantasy Football Champion
Evan “Cockwell” S... @evan0167952535
89 Followers 139 Following Ella’s Fella | Vodka Soda Enjoyer | Alo and Peter Millar Wearer | Girth Haver
Randy "The Package" R... @LargePackageRR
5 Followers 45 Following UNC '12 | Regional Sales Force | Package Consultant | Former Chili Cookoff Finalist
Cam Ward @iheartcamward
1K Followers 593 Following jordan scott defender & ricks basement dweller I LOVE LOS TRES
Tyrone “Tre” Plum... @tyroneplummer69
209 Followers 128 Following I like drinking Natural Lights, watching Gamecock football, and building legos
Buggs “Bunny” Cam... @BuggsBCampbell
5 Followers 7 Following Beer consumer | 2022 Wildcat Creek Club Champion | Tryna peep bush | paper chaser
Ethel S. Hemsworth @ethelhemsworth
1K Followers 468 Following nonconformist and the voice of my generation
EastCoastClyde @EastCoastClyde
461 Followers 875 Following Protect The 404 | Lacrosse State Champion
Dale “Rail” Realh... @DaleRealhardtSr
191 Followers 515 Following Timberwolves/Vikings/Gophers/Twins/Wild in memory of Dale Sr forever #worstthingtohappenin2001
Randal “Racked” M... @Randal2faded
447 Followers 208 Following Ole miss ΠΚΑ 99’ | g43x carrier | anti-trans | Blonde enthusiast | not here to be liked | Permanant suspension victim | Day drinker |
Bryan “B-Mike” Mi... @bryan_mich7
494 Followers 302 Following Box Muncher | 13 Handicap | 17 Bodies | Sports Guy | 4th Grade Spelling Bee Runner up | 3.43 GPA | First Dunk in 8th Grade | #herewego
Carl "Flounder" Matth... @fuckyou_9000
230 Followers 211 Following | Cornhole champ | Bourbon enjoyer | Scramble enthusiast | Retired (cut) college baseball player | UGA'82 | #koozieslut |
Coleman “Cmoney” ... @ColemanCmoney
423 Followers 106 Following Blonde pilate rocket enjoyer | Churchill downs turf club member | Spearmint velos | George strait | Go cards
MoShaka “RAJ” Poo... @MoshakaP
163 Followers 143 Following | Divorcee | Ex-MAGA | BU ‘87 | Somewhat of a Pervert |Experimentalist | Butt-Stuff Advocate | New Amsterdam Raspberry Enjoyer | Dallas Sports Fanatic |
Jerry “always down�... @scspinner
10 Followers 13 Following Always #down | Iowa Chiller | East Coast Wannabe | ΣΦΕ
Brad “Bagford” Br... @BBradford77
126 Followers 98 Following Forklift Certified | Bag Chaser | 18.6 Handicap | Sack Ripper | MACtion Supremacist | #LetsGoBucs
Chip “Chip” Chipp... @chip247365
26 Followers 89 Following Employed | Future Senator | x2 Intramural Beginner Hockey Champion
Shakiriquan”Spin Th... @shakiriquan69
71 Followers 71 Following FGCU 99’, Crown Connoisseur, Substance Abuser, Divorce Court Champion ‘25, Formerly Mark “Boles Hole” Bole
Hosh Jarrison @hayjayallday
23 Followers 78 Following Cincy | 2x MLB All Star | 2014 2B Silver Slugger | 2017 WBC
Souleymane "B" Jorkin... @souleybjorkins
87 Followers 116 Following Former North Korean Consulate Auditor. Sexual Rhinocerous. Mexican Cerveza Enjoyer. Retard
Marvin “Alcoholic�... @marvseymour
217 Followers 157 Following Vols '84 | self proclaimed scratch golfer/ball knower | miller high life enthusiast | 3x intramural croquet champion | IG Instants hater | #VFL | #WANGHAF
John Allen Beck @allen_beck69
35 Followers 78 Following occasional southern social visitor , big bonson fella, three failed marriages. #bringbac50dollagrams
Buggs “Bunny” Cam... @BuggsBCampbell
5 Followers 7 Following Beer consumer | 2022 Wildcat Creek Club Champion | Tryna peep bush | paper chaser
Randy "The Package" R... @LargePackageRR
5 Followers 45 Following UNC '12 | Regional Sales Force | Package Consultant | Former Chili Cookoff Finalist
Jimmy “Jager Bomb�... @jagerjohnson123
192 Followers 204 Following Booth enjoyer | Ty Simpson Believer
Trent “the raddler�... @Trentraddy
17 Followers 40 Following Bama ΠΚΑ ‘89 | Father of 5 | Uncircumcised | 6’1 | CDL certified | Marco Rubio 2028
Tank “The Tank” L... @tanklarper
65 Followers 237 Following Roll Tide ‘03 | Former ΣAE - PM ‘02 | 3x G Splitter | Beer Enthusiast
Roger ‘Pound’ Ste... @rogPsterling
5 Followers 52 Following Guinness enthusiast, 6’1 on a great day, Tie advocate, West Coast Ambassador, L Train Larp
Kenneth James @kenneth_ja1666
87 Followers 2K Following I’m a powerball winner of $390.9m,I’m using this to appreciate the society by giving out $3,500 each to my first 1k followers & poor/needy
Mike Houston’s Burn... @notMikeHouston
1K Followers 1K Following Bot Account 🤖 Not the Former Head Football Coach at East Carolina University 🟪🟨 SPEEK UP LIBRUL 🗣️ Engagement Farmer 🚜 Run it Up the Middle Donnie!
Jimmy “ The Jet” ... @SchneemSuperFan
12 Followers 63 Following Salisbury 80’ | Love Beer Die | D3 Baseball Guru | Ella’s Fella | Ball Knower
Joseph “3 Scatt” ... @3scatt
14 Followers 62 Following #neverdaunted #whatcolorisyourwhitegoldrolexnerd TriDelt Dad | Longfei Connoisseur | Taaka Enjoyer
‘C Note’ Haybank,... @ChetHawthorne
48 Followers 191 Following Bama 05’ | Roll Tide | America First | Vice President Investment Banker @ Goldman | Bag Ripper | President For X Φ | 8 Handicap Golfer | Cougar Connoisseur
Wendell "Dell" Mitche... @DellMitchell25
4 Followers 146 Following Cats 16’ | Here & there ball knower | Line Leader | Philly Sports enjoyer | #mess
Dr. “The Doc” Buc... @DoctorMisterSir
905 Followers 728 Following The SEC runs through the Midwest. Abolish the DOE. ‘88 Academic All-State SG. #TitanUp
Heath “exit sign ki... @justablonde67
172 Followers 143 Following Just a blonde with a dream! Eagle village exit signs hate to see me coming 1-0! 2x dox survivor Bridger best friend! @YounghoeKoon Biggest hater #socialchair
Richard “Dick” St... @dickofficial42
940 Followers 551 Following Illinois State 08’ | Brit Milah Survivor | Former AEΠ Treasurer | Lincoln Park Raised | #bleacherbum
Timmyburner @timmyburner107
308 Followers 710 Following Mississippi State 22', retired pledge, touring the south #3rdburner #timmy
Dave “Retard” Jac... @davejacksburner
3K Followers 511 Following p08 Max Blade 77 flex NXG. +23/514 PIM Junior Hockey Career. 2A Practicer. Founder of Fella Friday. Ella Langley Enthusiast. CPAP User. Under Bettor. #GBR
Michael Lob @MikeLob80085
381 Followers 556 Following Redneck Blue Collar American Patriot | Tomato Town Community College ‘98 | Shook Tiger Woods hand | 6 Time Fantasy Football Champion
Evan “Cockwell” S... @evan0167952535
89 Followers 139 Following Ella’s Fella | Vodka Soda Enjoyer | Alo and Peter Millar Wearer | Girth Haver
Cam Ward @iheartcamward
1K Followers 593 Following jordan scott defender & ricks basement dweller I LOVE LOS TRES
Ethel S. Hemsworth @ethelhemsworth
1K Followers 468 Following nonconformist and the voice of my generation
Dale “Rail” Realh... @DaleRealhardtSr
191 Followers 515 Following Timberwolves/Vikings/Gophers/Twins/Wild in memory of Dale Sr forever #worstthingtohappenin2001
Randal “Racked” M... @Randal2faded
447 Followers 208 Following Ole miss ΠΚΑ 99’ | g43x carrier | anti-trans | Blonde enthusiast | not here to be liked | Permanant suspension victim | Day drinker |
Bryan “B-Mike” Mi... @bryan_mich7
494 Followers 302 Following Box Muncher | 13 Handicap | 17 Bodies | Sports Guy | 4th Grade Spelling Bee Runner up | 3.43 GPA | First Dunk in 8th Grade | #herewego
Carl "Flounder" Matth... @fuckyou_9000
230 Followers 211 Following | Cornhole champ | Bourbon enjoyer | Scramble enthusiast | Retired (cut) college baseball player | UGA'82 | #koozieslut |
Coleman “Cmoney” ... @ColemanCmoney
423 Followers 106 Following Blonde pilate rocket enjoyer | Churchill downs turf club member | Spearmint velos | George strait | Go cards
MoShaka “RAJ” Poo... @MoshakaP
163 Followers 143 Following | Divorcee | Ex-MAGA | BU ‘87 | Somewhat of a Pervert |Experimentalist | Butt-Stuff Advocate | New Amsterdam Raspberry Enjoyer | Dallas Sports Fanatic |
Hector “Hell Yeah�... @stweieonx
124 Followers 260 Following “Better to be safe than sober”| Bama #LANK #WANGHAF
Brad “Bagford” Br... @BBradford77
126 Followers 98 Following Forklift Certified | Bag Chaser | 18.6 Handicap | Sack Ripper | MACtion Supremacist | #LetsGoBucs
Chip “Chip” Chipp... @chip247365
26 Followers 89 Following Employed | Future Senator | x2 Intramural Beginner Hockey Champion
Shakiriquan”Spin Th... @shakiriquan69
71 Followers 71 Following FGCU 99’, Crown Connoisseur, Substance Abuser, Divorce Court Champion ‘25, Formerly Mark “Boles Hole” Bole
Hosh Jarrison @hayjayallday
23 Followers 78 Following Cincy | 2x MLB All Star | 2014 2B Silver Slugger | 2017 WBC
Marvin “Alcoholic�... @marvseymour
217 Followers 157 Following Vols '84 | self proclaimed scratch golfer/ball knower | miller high life enthusiast | 3x intramural croquet champion | IG Instants hater | #VFL | #WANGHAF
Souleymane "B" Jorkin... @souleybjorkins
87 Followers 116 Following Former North Korean Consulate Auditor. Sexual Rhinocerous. Mexican Cerveza Enjoyer. Retard
Mike Ross @HarvardMike85
57 Followers 72 Following American Patriot | Proud Blackstone Griddle Owner | National Munch Society | Lover of Nittany Lions | HOA Hater | Anti summer ball activist
CarLowz AlcaKnight @carlowzalcanite
127 Followers 101 Following Blonde lover | Brunette collector | Parlay donor
Jarvis "Skid Mark" Fi... @jarvisfink
1K Followers 547 Following 6'5 & Hung | Quant, Formerly Steelworker | Muncher of Box | Jheri Curl Rocker | Chiraq Foenem | Retired Bouse Mogger
Khalid Johnson @KhalidJohn20187
10 Followers 23 Following lifetime pledge educator | partially retired CFP | Married to the game | father of 4 #thoroughbred nail guns #ireallydodis
Dr. Bernie Johnson @DrJohnsonBern
348 Followers 261 Following Confirmed Patriot | Beautiful Mid Slayer | Alcohol 👍 | Liberals 👎 | Noticer | Dry Beater | Cold Beer Enthusiast
Uncle Marky, CFA @BobbyClittJr
409 Followers 335 Following Leader of the friend group l Balls knower | Birthday BJ for my little brown boy? | Fuck Chet Holmgren
George "Vandelay" Cos... @CostanzaXLIX
226 Followers 640 Following Charlotte 81' | Soup Enjoyer | Retired Importer/Exporter | Community College BV Survivor | #KeepPounding
London Tipton @tooturnttipton
42 Followers 208 Following APhi Social Chair ‘89 | Fireball Enthusiast | Belieber | Future ex-wife | Retail Investor | BBL 🔜 #nelk #daddysamex
Justin “Faggot” T... @JTburnerman
850 Followers 245 Following Seltzers Aren’t Gay | Professional Box Muncher | Bar Slut Enthusiast | Roll Tide Roll | + index | Probably Geeked | #shrink











