The Hapful Man @Hapless23
Striving after the wind. In your heart of hearts Joined April 2009-
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@PrsdntRaygun As someone in a dying industry, this is my general approach to recruiters.
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Being and Time is next if he doesn't watch himself.
My son just told me that Philosophy is "the easiest possible major" so guess who just got A Treatise of Human Nature added to their summer reading list.
@JuncoHighway Horsehead Nebula and the Pillars of Creation still gets me every time.
Can someone let me know why the police chopper has been circling my house for the last 15 minutes?
@kendrictonn The designers I know said the corporate Memphis trend is finally dying, but NOT FAST ENOUGH
@PrsdntRaygun 100%. Would go and be exhausted again.
Reading something I was quite enjoying and then came "it's not x, it's y."
@HabsburgLip But which kind!? In my day there were only two kinds of apples, granny smith and red delicious but now apples have gotten woke and I don't know what kind to eat.
@HabsburgLip How are people still getting got by the podcast phish!?
Swam 1 mile. New goal: swim 1 mile in a reasonable amount of time.
@HabsburgLip He's doing it for a crypto pump and dump because this is evidently our lives now.
My wife has a shampoo that boasts it contains "acacia, manuka, and lavender honey." It also has a label noting the acacia and manuka honey is sustainably sourced. This naturally raises a question about the lavender honey I would not have had without said sustainability label.
@PrsdntRaygun Well, my brother is at least.
@kendrictonn Actual video of me 2 hours from now swimming laps at the gym.
Midd @Middgardian
539 Followers 6K Following 🤟 | zeitgeist surfer | overton window washer | emergence enjoyer | trickle-down productivist | Fuller ephemeralist | e/acc | pro-prosperity | father | investor
Doremus Schafer @DoremusSchafer
11K Followers 2K Following Er fortsatt innom her litegrann, men det har blitt såpass håpløst å få noe videre utbytte her at det aller meste av aktiviteten har forflyttet seg til Bluesky.
CourtAlvarez @CourtAlvarez
205 Followers 2K Following Academic, birder, nature lover, and friend of cats. Texan by birth; Houstonian by choice.
Tareekh Shanas مور... @Liberty_Egality
300 Followers 741 Following These are the times that try men's souls... What we obtain too cheap, we esteem too lightly: it is dearness only that gives every thing its value...
Wozu Warum @wozuwarum
16 Followers 446 Following Ich interessiere mich für Feminismus, bedürfnisorientiertes Elternsein, LGBTQ+, Psychologie, wissenschaftliches Denken. 🌈-Mami (*2019, *2021) Sie/she.
Snark @notaboojum
20 Followers 446 Following if you see this account I have failed to migrate my normal one to this phone. fear is still the Mind Killer. Palestinians still have a right to exist.
Seth Bromley @SethBromley
146 Followers 722 Following Newspaper editor; fan of basketball, freedom and typography.
Puritan Judge @furnaceop42
514 Followers 998 Following conservative/libertarian, descendant of puritans and sharecroppers. I love my family but I don't always agree with them. 'Molon Labe'
Hotwheels51 @Hotwheels537705
201 Followers 3K Following My name is Mike from Cleveland Ohio! I was born on January 10th 1975!
Vivian Andrew @VivianAndr79762
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Mark Baldwin @GloryC85546
27 Followers 939 Following
Picapicasy @Piccasaaassy
210 Followers 2K Following Oh, you liked my picture from four months ago? You obviously weren`t stalking me..
Nichole @ncausey
290 Followers 2K Following Prone to typos, Wife, Mom, Catholic, Former Political Junkie
Mani Hana @CJTavera
265 Followers 5K Following 👜 Fashion Designer Celebrating individuality through design | Innovating with a sustainable heart ❤️ Join me on the journey of style. ✨Professional designer👗
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Gawhea @Gawhea180
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So tired of living in... @2home
882 Followers 3K Following FDR Democrat enraged by Centrists, Corporatists, bothsiders, republican politicians and all the other lying ratf**kers Prosecute the GQP!🚴♂️☘️🚀🏝🌊🌎👽
Paula*voodoochile*Ste... @paula_steph
97 Followers 399 Following Sarcastic, hilarious fern loving dog mom
Stella Foster @FosterStel15141
17 Followers 321 Following looking for something serious 🧐 I’m done being used and dumped 💔
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Christine @Christine77Bibi
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Ovcharka @ouroboros_outis
4K Followers 2K Following All-weather, all-terrain, all of the time // Myrmidon and eversor, sine pari 🗡 // Mostly crepuscular, interested in holding back the night 🌙
Swipod @SwipodsO5RgLY
63 Followers 2K Following
Brooke Preston @bigu
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Crimes of an especial... @VDWKIgCdgf45049
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Acrobatic Hobbit @acrobatichobbit
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Mavis Wanczyk @wanczyk43748y
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67 Followers 967 Following A Gloucester fisherman who somehow managed never to collect anything at all | Tremulous, diaphoretic, anxious appearing
Ren Levy @RenLevy2
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Hark Bogler ✝️ @HarkBog
121 Followers 714 Following
J @mokeymokes
471 Followers 2K Following
Puritan Judge @furnaceop42
514 Followers 998 Following conservative/libertarian, descendant of puritans and sharecroppers. I love my family but I don't always agree with them. 'Molon Labe'
Alan Cornett @alancornett
12K Followers 5K Following @culturaldebris Podcast | Cultural Debris Excursions: Small Group Tours to Europe | Bourbon | Menswear | Be a visitor not a tourist. | Shooting a Pentax K1000.
Tom Ruby @bgcts
6K Followers 521 Following CEO, Bluegrass Critical Thinking Solutions; Co-leader of Cultural Debris Excursions; Catholic Peasant Friend Traveler Reader Writer Localist Husband/Dad/Deda
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479 Followers 12 Following Hessians. Revolutionary War. America 250th. Real Time Anniversaries. Primary Sources.
Sonny Bunch @SonnyBunch
94K Followers 987 Following Culture editor at The Bulwark. Words: WaPo, Atlantic, WFB, Commentary, etc. Pods: @SubBeacon; Bulwark Goes to Hollywood; Across the Movie Aisle. "Deranged."
Zack Stentz @MuseZack
43K Followers 2K Following Screenwriter (Thor, X-Men: FC, The Flash, Rim of the World, Jurassic World: Camp Cretaceous, Empire of Wolves, Raven.) https://t.co/8rrnXI8pra
Crémieux @cremieuxrecueil
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SGM Mike Vining @ Bla... @BlastingThrough
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Frances @frankieruns
123 Followers 2K Following
Ovcharka @ouroboros_outis
4K Followers 2K Following All-weather, all-terrain, all of the time // Myrmidon and eversor, sine pari 🗡 // Mostly crepuscular, interested in holding back the night 🌙
Patrick McKenzie @patio11
195K Followers 807 Following I work for the Internet and am an advisor to @stripe. These are my personal opinions unless otherwise noted.
orthodoxmason @orthodoxmason
16K Followers 440 Following Housewright, builder, designer, craftsman. Building upon long-held truths.
Spooky Space Emperor @EmperorCoolidge
948 Followers 621 Following Catholic husband and father. “At least semi-normal-adjacent”
Zillow Gone Wild 🏡 @zillowgonewild
605K Followers 13 Following follow me @samir Play the Zillow gone wild game, Househunt!! 👇👇👇
Brooke Preston @bigu
8K Followers 7K Following Comedy person. Author. Cheese enthusiast. Be kind and do good.
Steven Godofsky @sgodofsk
8K Followers 659 Following Man is born free, yet everywhere he is entering 2FA codes
Andy “Brak & other ... @amerrill2
37K Followers 769 Following I am Brak. Shut up. I am. I’m not animated to explode. Do you know who does voices? Me. I do.
Roland THTG @Roland_THTG
427 Followers 104 Following Stopping lurking. Starting talking. (Occasionally) Avē Columbia! Avē Ohio!
𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙻𝚘... @lostsupper
8K Followers 466 Following Author Taras Grescoe's (Bottomfeeder, Devil's Picnic) quest for ancient flavors. Words @SmithsonianMag @NatGeo @guardian Option: @veltre https://t.co/IY68jagrHX
Jack @tracewoodgrains
48K Followers 2K Following Storyteller. Romantic. Pursue excellence. Founder @educprogress
Hark Bogler ✝️ @HarkBog
121 Followers 714 Following
James A. Garfield Nat... @GarfieldNPS
31K Followers 4K Following James A. Garfield NHS interprets the home of the 20th President of the United States, including the Memorial Library added to the house by his widow, Lucretia.
Noam Blum @neontaster
211K Followers 997 Following The neontaster || Cohost of @ambXover || also see @neon2ster || עם ישראל חי
Jklickst @JaredKlickstein
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David Chapman @Meaningness
36K Followers 103 Following Better ways of thinking, feeling, and acting—around problems of meaning and meaninglessness; self and society; ethics, purpose, and value.
Dr. Alexander S. Burn... @KKriegeBlog
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owen cyclops @owenbroadcast
97K Followers 2K Following comics and art: religion, parenting, modern life. i do a lot, it’s all here: https://t.co/uzxC71XMGI
pomme de terrible @FullnessOPotato
453 Followers 909 Following Two children in a trenchcoat. One is an engineer, one is a deacon candidate of the Archeparchy of Pittsburgh
Jade Breeze @jadejadebreeze
111 Followers 671 Following
jsingalfeed @jsingalfeed
4K Followers 0 Following When @jessesingal is dormant, this will tweet out my work instead. Currently @jessesingal is up, so this account is inactive. [email protected].
Kevin R. James @kevinrogerjames
881 Followers 515 Following Economist, SRC, LSE; Times of India blogger; NAFO Fella. My tweets present my own views and are written entirely in my personal capacity.
ⓘ Dogs don't have t... @MorlockP
28K Followers 748 Following award-winning SF author https://t.co/I7zgPfGMGi Patreon https://t.co/J7BcRVSXEt homesteading https://t.co/tsoohJ5emD
planefag @planefag
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The Cultural Tutor @culturaltutor
1.7M Followers 67 Following You can't step in the same river once. My book, travel show with Audible, and newsletter ↓
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Gift of Trees of Drau... @IntractableLion
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Bella Rudd @BellaRudd1
6K Followers 69 Following a pithy quote, a pronoun, a good cause, several emoji, an adult content warning, an invitation to DM, and a disclaimer
TROLL MESSIAH @HabsburgLip
145 Followers 231 Following
Otto Von Tweetmarck @OVTweetmarck
16K Followers 3K Following The residence of Good Tweetman in exile. All screenshots of prayer requests aren’t from me, but from folks who dm. Married to @theCatholicEngr ❤️Dad of 1 otw
Doomberg @DoombergT
243K Followers 1K Following Account no longer active, as explained here: https://t.co/eS3eVGe4jE All other green chickens are impostors. DMs checked infrequently.
"Online Rent-a-Sage" ... @BretDevereaux
48K Followers 366 Following Ancient & military historian specializing in the Roman economy and military. PhD @UNChistory. More impressive credential is that I have beaten Dark Souls.
Craig Mosier @WellingtonGolf
420 Followers 513 Following Former coach of Wellington Jaguar golf. 2011, 2018 state champs. Wellington class of 2001. Denison University class of 2005. He/himYou might like
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