Halo: Combat Evolved @HaloCEofficial
will the real john halo please stand up Joined February 2023-
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Right I’m online for 5 mins what’s going on
The new meta is not tweeting at all and remaining mysterious #MYSTERYMAXING
I would rather slit my wrists than watch a hbomberguy video
“You are sentenced to watching 100 hours of youtube video essays”
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Cyber Bullying Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha
Who the fuck gets bullied as an adult
Stay at home mums when you say a 50 hour work week is harder than cooking one meal a day and cleaning
Immigrants running 1000 miles just to tell you their country is better
The epitome of “safe based”
Who else here likes The Reason by Hoobastank
AHHH MY HUSBAND IS TRYING TO PROVIDE A FUTURE FOR OUR KIDS!!! I’M GONNA FUCK MY BOSS !!!
Thinking about The Reason by Hoobastank
Yeah I’m fucking hardcore bro. Trans women are fucking women. White people are bad and the TV is always correct. Anyone who disagrees with me is a Nazi. You got a problem with that?
Lootboxes are better than battlepasses
Lootboxes are better than battlepasses
Renters be like “you raised the rent, now I’m going to STARVE”
OOOOHHHH NOOO NOT GENTRIFICATION!!! THE SHIT AREA FULL OF CRIMINALS IS GETTING NICER AND LIVEABLE!!! AAAAAH I’M GOING INSANE
Guy with 100 followers who gets a viral tweet once and thinks we care if he mutes his notifications
Based_buckethead @Lil_BucketHead
170 Followers 498 Following
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88 Followers 577 Following 4evr lurking. Desert rat. 432 mhz enjoyer. A sweet and tender hooligan.
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Buster @BusterMagusta
245 Followers 379 Following i sleep in a big bed with my wife investor of ferrari
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254 Followers 1K Following
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20 Followers 249 Following
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29 Followers 621 Following
Andrejs @Andza194
89 Followers 154 Following
Poop Truther🧃 @TeddySpaghetti3
476 Followers 4K Following Extreme Metal Enjoyer. Mossad’s Top Guy. Founder & CEO of TND Industries.
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339 Followers 689 Following NFA. Monero. Hashgraph. $20 DM Fee. Yuri Bezmenov. No Shoes In My House.
Michael @MichaelJun1or
229 Followers 388 Following recovering schizophrenic, relapsed cigarette fiend, Carpenter by day, unacademic academic by night
Lurker Luke @luke_lurke4917
8 Followers 39 Following
Bubcus Cusbub @cusbub18093
5 Followers 102 Following
Sam @Samaale99
0 Followers 204 Following
Latvija Bird 🇱🇻 @LatvijaBird
923 Followers 289 Following A deeply disturbed, mentally ill, retarded, homeless, moneyless Baltic manchild, unfit for society. World's leading Ball Lightning researcher.
Vxldx @VoldosFriend
120 Followers 223 Following I make music, I train boxing & muay thai, I make iconic tweets
TuckTheDeer @80ToThe20
25 Followers 353 Following 80/20, TuckTuck, Art director for @ApCpoundgang, The gayest out of all my friends
Logan Matthews @jackdawthecrow
11 Followers 54 Following
Florida Futurist @SubtropicalWASP
1K Followers 1K Following Nice Young Man. Anglo-Celt Hybrid. American. First-Worldist. Industrial Civilization Fan. Protestant Work Ethic Enjoyer.
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97 Followers 306 Following owner of https://t.co/rGqjbvnBOa DM fee: $1 billion (im just putting up boundaries)
Knaw @KnawLynx
508 Followers 500 Following Catposter and Amateur Fursuit Crafter | PFP 🎨 @Chaiharvest | Header 🎨 @kherspurrs
xax @whoxax
998 Followers 994 Following
Flash8ang @Flashbang127
255 Followers 4K Following God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, Courage to change the things I can, And wisdom to know the difference.
Sam Carpens @CarpensSam
85 Followers 795 Following
chairman hetero @nprsuperfan
114 Followers 198 Following some people are so poor all they have is cunny
Lord Miles @real_lord_miles
229K Followers 702 Following Lord Miles is a famous British catholic ✝️ explorer going to the most extreme places on Earth.
Elon Musk @elonmusk
181.3M Followers 584 Following
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19K Followers 3K Following 🐸Based Soap Merchant. 🌿All Natural Ingredients 🇺🇸Entirely Made in USA Supply Chain
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367 Followers 321 Following
“Bad” Billy Pratt @KILLTOPARTY
30K Followers 793 Following We’re all just killing time and having fun
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9K Followers 3K Following Italian man that notices | Enjoys sitting back & watching fascinating creatures | George Soros of Alex Jones memes | SATIRE ONLY! Crankin my hog
ruben sim 🇨🇳 @realRubenSim
120K Followers 321 Following 'the leader of a Cybermob' -Roblox Corporation American Ambassador to The People's Republic of Luobu (all tweets are satire and expire after 24 hrs)
Insane Cope @InsaneCope
83K Followers 170 Following DMs open for submissions. Please don't harass people - except for me, I like the attention.
LeftyCrypto🌹 @LeftyCrypto
15K Followers 813 Following my tweets are fully endorsed by the Babylon Bee. Diversifying my portfolio, one investment at a time!
Internet Users Coping @totally_search
6K Followers 165 Following I Post Insane Internet Slop 1 6'2 Man, 160 IQ Takes, Bringing back comedy ✝️ Living Free In Heads Since 2023 Do not harass anyone that I make jokes about⚠️
Jack G. F. @16BitBoo1
142 Followers 555 Following The Grumpy Ghost Game Designer / Pixel artist Abra and Bionicle Enthusiast
LindyMan @PaulSkallas
97K Followers 991 Following Lindy Newsletter: https://t.co/k3A03LYLi1 @lindyeffect
John Cena fan account.. @SwartGaming2
223 Followers 703 Following follow not endorsement or retweets or likes or me saying i endorse something 👍 Netherlands best country on earth btw 🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱💪💪💪💪 also i love John Cena
BozoDubber1991 @bartsimsonreal
14K Followers 2K Following Moparmania runnin wild brother. parody account all tweets are satire. #Lenopilled
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5.2M Followers 2K Following Best-Selling Author | Clinical Psychologist | #1 Education Podcast | Listen to the podcast here:
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17K Followers 3K Following The way of the world is to bloom and to flower and die but in the affairs of men there is no waning and the noon of his expression signals the onset of night.
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23K Followers 997 Following Posting every fifteen minutes. Current episode: 'Army of One' - (Aired: May 20, 2001)
End Wokeness @EndWokeness
2.5M Followers 1K Following Fighting, exposing, and mocking wokeness. DM for submissions
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1 Followers 1 Following
Senator Armstrong �.. @SenArmstrongOF
651 Followers 2K Following I am literally Senator Steven Armstrong from Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance (2013) #Trump2024 “Notorious Transphobe”
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The Act Man @TheActMan_YT
256K Followers 768 Following Lvl 70 Acting Male & Epic Gamer Dude-Bro Extraordinaire Business Inquiries: [email protected] Catch me streaming ➤ https://t.co/zGXEGC7MVf
Boring Trousers @grafterson
1K Followers 362 Following leader of the lads group chat. certified bod.
metaphor man @shitbiscuit
33K Followers 5K Following
@WolfOfClapham @HaloCEofficial Proper mate, unlike these snakes who you have to ask twice for a hello back! 🐍
If she hates Irish culture so much then why the hell did she come to Ireland?
Nazis, famous for opposing racial discrimination.
Thursday Fantasy 7: Remake!
No, civil rights law has made that illegal
Can’t we just hire the best person for the job?
@hayasaka_aryan >Has Woody constantly telling him what his true nature is >Buzz insists he identifies as a Space Ranger >Buzz is cheered on in his delusion by other toys >His actions lead him to losing a body part and he realises he's still just a toy What did Pixar mean?
>Buzz has existential crisis and gets depressed >Immediately goes trans What did Pixar mean by this
@HaloCEofficial >its a left leaning white guy with blocked sinuses and a lisp who some how has 500k subs
@HaloCEofficial you are sentenced to watch a 40 minute video essay about a piece of media narrated by a left leaning narrator with a lisp
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Cyber Bullying Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha
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