Colin Johnson @HTTLover

Just your everyday, average gay-nerd. My pronoun is "IT". Yes, I bite people's faces off. …ciespatienceandfortitude.blogspot.com Soquel CA Joined June 2009

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Colin Johnson @HTTLover

5 hours ago

@frothyfriar "Can I cook, or can I cook?" Also, "KKKKHHHAAANNN". If you know, you know.

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Colin Johnson @HTTLover

6 hours ago

@PaulDereume I feel the same way about dryers. If you could SEE whether the lint-trap has lint in it, then you could make sure to always clear it for the person who uses the machine after you.

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Samwise7RPG @Samwise7RPG

10 hours ago

#RollForInitiative

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Mister Sugar @ScottWi92107364

a day ago

Cats do love a good Lasagna.

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Classical Studies Memes @CSMFHT

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Colin Johnson @HTTLover

6 hours ago

@KingViktor001 Well, first I'd have to understand what Groot is. Then I'd have to decide whether I like Groot or not. And THEN I could determine which version of Groot I either loved or hated.

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ThePapaManDave @ThePapaManDave

22 hours ago

Also me

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Colin Johnson @HTTLover

6 hours ago

@frothyfriar That picture CAN'T be real. lol Who would design a 70's modernist living room into a cliffside?

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Colin Johnson @HTTLover

8 hours ago

@RyderrReid Only if I could pull you along by your dick. I like to have a good grip on my man.

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Colin Johnson @HTTLover

15 hours ago

@celezart I *think I see Waldo!

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Colin Johnson @HTTLover

17 hours ago

@CorpseKings I like Liches more cuz I'm a sucker for magic. I see Death Knights as the generals who lead a Liche's undead army. However, I do admit, Lord Soth is boss.

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@MrQuestX As an Enchanter, I read his mind and determine what he likes for breakfast, how often he pees, and where he last left his horse, Mr. Ed. However, I fail to find out if he's trustworthy, because that the future and I'm no Diviner.

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Colin Johnson @HTTLover

17 hours ago

@woofknight I can't think of the worst one, but I can think of one of the best ones . . . Will Ferrel. He's already half crazy! He'd make a great Willy Wonka.