Whiskey just made the most indignant noise 😭 I had to move a chair and I thought he was not on it, but he was halfway so he fell (very slowly and awkwardly) to the floor
Dw I have literally the tiniest dining chair set from ikea, he’s almost as tall as the chair seat when he’s on the ground 😭 he was ok, just injured his pride
@Girl_Dm_ Absolutely pathetic. Tried to make you feel guilty by not saving himself from the tiny slow fall.
@Girl_Dm_ His revenge will be as swift as it is disproportionate.
@Girl_Dm_ Nuuuu not the Whiskey ;-; poor Whiskey
@Girl_Dm_ Hopefully he'll be more agreeable after you gift him his reverse cone-shaped "party hat"
@Girl_Dm_ And now, Whiskey begins his revenge arc- by farting on the pillow. And the cushions, and the chair, and possibly the keyboard.