🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨 @AngelaBelcamino has just been taken to hospital after she reportedly put on fluorescent eyeshadow and pulled her hair up into a ponytail only to have a Blackhawk helicopter land on her forehead. The pilot stated the combination of bright colors and clear space on her noggin made it seem likely he could and should land safely somewhere between her hairline and honker and answer that “distress signal” written all over her face. In the end it was a strong cross wind that blew him slightly off target and a small piece of her forehead 10 x 10 feet square was sucked into the starboard engine causing a crash landing. No major casualties were reported but all crew from the Blackhawk have since reported erectile disfunction. More news as it develops.😬
🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨 @AngelaBelcamino has just been taken to hospital after she reportedly put on fluorescent eyeshadow and pulled her hair up into a ponytail only to have a Blackhawk helicopter land on her forehead. The pilot stated the combination of bright colors and clear space on her noggin made it seem likely he could and should land safely somewhere between her hairline and honker and answer that “distress signal” written all over her face. In the end it was a strong cross wind that blew him slightly off target and a small piece of her forehead 10 x 10 feet square was sucked into the starboard engine causing a crash landing. No major casualties were reported but all crew from the Blackhawk have since reported erectile disfunction. More news as it develops.😬
@Genghis_Khan911 @AngelaBelcamino You are hilarious. LMAO
@Genghis_Khan911 @AngelaBelcamino A week later and I still am laughing. Well done.
@Genghis_Khan911 @AngelaBelcamino Holy shit, I just fell on the floor laughing.
@Genghis_Khan911 @AngelaBelcamino I see too much mascara and a vacant, childless existence.