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GeneralWadePokes @GeneralWadePoke

News from the battlefield. Parody account Lake Charles, LA Joined February 2019
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a month ago

Connected. Relentless. Underdog mentality #BayouBandits | #GeauxPokes

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a month ago

Mother— On the cusp of a hostile takeover in Salt Lake, I often think about the long winding road that led me to this place. The toughest battles have sometimes been with myself. Today though, the bandits have an opportunity carve a legacy is Poke lore. Go and seize it. GW

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a month ago

Beloved @barstoolsports— Doubt is at the peril of your own bracket. We will chat again at 9 ct tomorrow. GW

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a month ago

Beloved @barstoolsports— Doubt is at the peril of your own bracket. We will chat again at 9 ct tomorrow. GW

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a month ago

Dearest Mother- We have arrived in the altitude and cold confines of Salt Lake. I plan to let the men take in views and gain comfort with their surroundings before battle. They are as excited as the locals back home. I fear nothing with these bandits. Anxiously awaiting, GW

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a month ago

Dears bracket fillers- I feel that 4 metrics define tourney teams: 1) FG percentage ( Pokes are 10th nationally @ 49.27%) 2) FG percentage defense ( Pokes are 3rd nationally @ 38.49%) 3) 3 pt percentage ( 8th nationally 38.8%) 4) turnover margin ( 3rd nationally @ 6.7) GW

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a month ago

Sir Mintzy with the rep General. Sign me up!!!

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a month ago

Sir Mintzy with the rep General. Sign me up!!!

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a month ago

Mother— We have received our papers for March. The men enjoyed the fruits of our labor last night. Crawfish & beer are a most bountiful feast after a long campaign. In the coming days we will scout future opponents and when our destination is called, a fight we will bring. GW

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2 months ago

Mother- I awake filled with an anticipation and vigor unmatched by my rivals. These moments don’t come without much sacrifice. In my desolate isolation from the hardwood, I often dreamed of conquering a conference again. I hope the bandits understand what is at stake. GW

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2 months ago

Lake Chuck- If you have not established a reservation to the final, I thoroughly recommend you do it now. Tomorrow at 4 pm the bandits have a date with destiny. So slide on your boots, dawn your finest hat, and let’s Poke the F up!!! #southlandchamps GW

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2 months ago

Dearest Mother— The lines have been drawn. Our season campaign must conclude with a conquering of the Southland. Two games & two victories will secure our March to madness. The bandits are aware of the mission at hand and the local confines are a comforting thought. Finish! GW

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2 months ago

Applied pressure from the beginning to the end😤 @young_clutch24 #BayouBandits | #GeauxPokes

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2 months ago

Dearest Mother— Our campaign is coming to an end. We are at a crossroads. We have utilized our greatest resources to conquer the vast Southland. NCAA resources will heed our advances on the march to madness. We must not fail. Your dearest son, GW

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3 months ago

Poke Nation— I write this morning to you with a plea to the masses. @McNeeseMBB is in historic territory. With each passing skirmish they march to madness. Tell your friends, tell whomever. These are the times that we live for. Get out there and make your mark on the legacy. GW

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3 months ago

Dearest Mother— A trek down the coast left us in hostile territory, Corpus Christi. Trapped at the line with misses under our belts, we sat defeated. Shumate looked around and said “not today.” The #bayoubandits lived up to the name tonight. Let’s get back to the ponderosa. GW

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3 months ago

Move in silence

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3 months ago

Move in silence

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4 months ago

Sir @JacobHester18- Defense is coming back to Tiger Stadium. GW

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4 months ago

Dearest Mother— Our men trekes north for a Wolverine hunt. It was a success. Cook some rice!!! GW

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