General Fitty @GeneralFitty

Commander of the Marlow Militia, Agent of Chaos I enjoy spending time in the Mess Hall when I’m not leading the war effort Joined April 2026

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3 weeks ago

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4 weeks ago

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My dearest Colonel T. Bone, In your absence, we have fallen under heavy siege. Enemies pour forth from the textile mills in alarming numbers, and the men grow weary without the presence of your infamous backward attire upon the battlefield. Fear not, however, for your strong and courageous General has rallied the troops with great vigor. Though my methods have been described by some as unconventional—and by others, slightly unprofessional—they have nevertheless yielded remarkable results. It is only a matter of time before victory is secured. Until your return, remain steadfast. Your devoted General, Commander, Marlow Militia

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a month ago

My dearest Lieutenant Flounder, It is with a heavy heart that I must inform you that you are no longer permitted within the walls of the Marlow Militia Command Center. Your volume, though spirited, has been judged far too excessive for the delicate work of battle preparation, which demands the utmost discretion. Furthermore, word reaches me that the Mess Hall prepares vegetables for this evening’s supper. You would do well to remind them of their General’s particular preferences in such matters. Remain vigilant. And, I implore you, remain quieter. Your regretful General, Commander, Marlow Militia

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a month ago

My dearest Lieutenant Flounder, Fort Rio was a magnificent stronghold, yet the intelligence gathered proved most unreliable. I fear we have been thoroughly deceived. I await word of Capt. Morgan’s assault with great anticipation. Strange reports reach me of a 6’7 Goliath sighted upon the field. As I draw nearer to home, the scent of MawMaw’s cooking already reaches me, and my frustration is much eased. Your devoted General, Commander, Marlow Militia

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2 months ago

My dearest Lieutenant Flounder, After several defeats my confidence wavers, but tonight I launch a reconnaissance mission at dusk that could yield vital intel for the war effort. Send my regards to Capt. Morgan and his legion of Panthers. Wish your General luck. Commander, MM