My buddy @itsJeffTiedrich was nice enough to write President Biden's speech for tonight. I wish Joe would use it. "now, before we start: hey Marjorie Three Toes — try to keep your braying to a minimum. this is supposed to be a solemn occasion. and you, Handy Oakley — try not to fall out of your dress. this isn’t Beetlejuice the Musical." Priceless. jefftiedrich.com/p/if-i-wrote-j…
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