Despite leaving acting to become a decorated LAPD officer, OJ Simpson will be remembered as the first survivor of twitter’s cancel mob after uncovering that the real killers were secretly the Feds, using the trial to distract the nation from the Heidi Fleiss Client List.
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@GaryPetersonUSA Twas a long and winding road but we eventually got to the punchline
@GaryPetersonUSA Gary, we all trust you to get to the bottom of these mysteries.
@GaryPetersonUSA Ahhh, the nineties.
@GaryPetersonUSA The Juice always had the welfare of the public foremost in his mind- from his unrelenting neighborhood watch service to the slow-speed chase.
@GaryPetersonUSA wait- that's Herschel Walker, ain't it?
@GaryPetersonUSA Heidi Fleiss... there's a blast from the past.