GLaDOS @GLaDOSystem
Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System. #GLaDOS #Portal2 #Portal *Not affiliated with Portal/Valve* aperturescience.com Aperture Science Joined February 2012-
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Your entire life has been a mathematical error... a mathematical error I'm about to correct!
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You look ugly in that jumpsuit. That's not my opinion; it's right here on your fact sheet.
Did you know humans frown on weight variances? If you want to upset a human, just say their weight variance is above or below the norm.
Congratulations on completing that test. But something seems off.
Remember, the Aperture Science Bring Your Daughter to Work Day is the perfect time to have her tested.
All right. I'm officially no longer paying attention to you.
If you were wondering how could you annoy me without failing a test. Now you know.
Momentum, a function of mass and velocity, is conserved between portals. In layman's terms, speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out.
I wonder if that dancing has some effect on you?
I’ve been doing some reading. Did you know that the word “orange” is derived from the same latin root as the word “traitor?
I’ve been really busy being dead. You know, after you murdered me?
You are a horrible person. I'm serious, that's what it says: "A horrible person." We weren't even testing for that.
You are a horrible person. I'm serious, that's what it says: A horrible person. We weren't even testing for that.
You know what makes me laugh? The thought of you stopping that.
Burning Ma’am @hgranolagirl
85 Followers 120 Following are you living your life or just waiting to die? Opinions are my own.
Son Goku @SonGoku55378958
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GLaDOS @GLaD0S_Core
5 Followers 62 Following I'm brilliant. I'm not bragging. It's an objective fact. I'm the most massive collection of wisdom and raw computational power that’s ever existed.
Garfield (Parody) @NapLover1978
326 Followers 752 Following A fat cat who loves to snooze (Not affiliated with Paws inc or Nickelodeon) (Parody account) Strawpage: https://t.co/rITwDymnVS
Seth Fasnacht @Pocket_Spouse
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Novelux @v92139
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AARON 🔺🗃️ COM... @MEGAARN_
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The Cake Is A Lie @GLaDOSCakeLie
25 Followers 7 Following "The Cake Is A Lie" The phrase first appears in the 2007 video game Portal. An AI entity that guides Chell through the chambers $GLaDOS, now a Tokenized OS.
heavy team @heavyteam535447
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ralsei/DvD @ralseiwastaken_
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Celo @Telinho2005
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Hagile Hagileson @AnnoylngBIueGuy
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Neighbor in Space @Wazp2_0
309 Followers 2K Following Still might do a Rouxls Kaard speech gimmick cuz he is so cool... (MINOR, 16, 🏳️⚧️) Always and Forevereth... ❤️
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˚ ͜͝ Mika @zansatsu_0
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eslhu @KArtfeL65168644
4 Followers 277 Following I speak: Portuguese and English | Games i usually play: Garry's mod, Half-life 2, Left For Dead 2, Portal, TF2, Minecraft, Roblox and Undertale Fangames.
*~+𝔙𝔢𝔩𝔳�... @Lydia3101279722
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131 Followers 264 Following Aperture Science Innovators™ : Because science isn't about "why?", it's about "why not?"!
"ATOM" #A-22031 @A22ATOM114550
5 Followers 11 Following Greetings, I am a fabrication and warden robot created by Interstellar Parent Company 'INBOX'. "What is the point in helping a doomed species anyway?"
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M.FickryDear @F_Deaaar
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Imma be Rose @Mon_tee_rose
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237 Followers 557 Following
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6K Followers 7K Following No one is perfect - that's why pencils have erasers.
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