Futurama Ops @FuturamaOps
Ops in the year 3000 | Content welcomed / retweeted | aiming for once a day | Open for DM Joined August 2020-
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SQL is pronounced "sequel" and SRE is pronounced "sorry"
Don't be Fry. Vote tomorrow. iwillvote.com
If you need another reason to vote against the sitting president, he's apparently an active salesperson for Oracle Cloud.
@FuturamaOps Following the OpenStack install instructions.
@FuturamaOps when engineering gets pulled into a sales call.
@FuturamaOps When you get an instance retirement email for your primary load bearing RDS instance.
@FuturamaOps When you prevent a sev0 in the middle of the night and there is nobody else around.
@FuturamaOps When you hear "We developed our own crypto library" on your first day.
@FuturamaOps When a new Intel CPU vulnerability is disclosed.
@FuturamaOps When your small startup gets acquired by FAANG
@FuturamaOps hen you make a small change to your legacy architecture.
Every vendor when they see you even thinking of a Kubernetes installation.
@FuturamaOps When your scale up request runs AWS out of an instance type.
When devs ask how they can SSH into kube to check their app because observability got cut for the sprint.
The last @github post-mortem. Also, it’s always DNS.
“Hey.... who set this s3 bucket to public write?”
Tim Davis 🌮 @vtimd
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Maria Chavez @chavez91144
38 Followers 471 Following PORTAFOLIO DE FOTOGRAFÍA. !📸🗂️ LA CREACIÓN 👁️🌎👁️🫀
Cossy Nachilobe @replaceablepod
75 Followers 165 Following Creator and Host of This Podcast is Replaceable, a narrated Futurama rewatch podcast!
Troll and Unicorn @troll_unicorn
164 Followers 355 Following Comic series set in prehistoric earth! Troll is magic, Unicorn likes chasing rainbows and Timmy and Susie just want to get back to their own time! #Comic
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Rare Stuff @BizarreArtShop
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Futurama Memeposting @Futurama_Meme
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PodcastOfTomorrow @PodOfTomorrow
78 Followers 131 Following A Futurama Podcast from Alex and Lindsay - the hosts of The Simpsons Then and Now
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anti @anti43238044
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Sephiroth Orion @SephirothOrion
184 Followers 1K Following Tabloids: May be a cat that fell asleep on an open tablet.
Dylan - COP26 Edinbur.. @DylanCOP26
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10 Followers 258 Following I love to make people laugh and smile and I love animals and I have God spirit in me
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niki @nikibrowr
17 Followers 442 Following 🐰I'm a paladins player🐰 ✨I like to play as Rei and Vora✨ I'm fan Spongebob(🧽)Futurama(🤖) ⭐inst:nikibrowr 🦑tt:nikibrowr 🧽yt:nikibrowr ☘️Good luck☘️
Shipyard @shipyardbuild
430 Followers 355 Following Full-stack ephemeral environments on every pull request. Co-hosting @readkubelist | Spreading the gospel: https://t.co/aImSsbFohb
Ken Loo @kloo84
43 Followers 84 Following All things technology, data, and design currently @AccenturePubSvc. 🤓 ✈️ 📷 🍔
TheTruth | NRN | 🎵 @TheTruth_NFT
2K Followers 3K Following #COYG || @non_refungible Team Member and Spaces Host || Top Tier meme'r and shit poster || Entertaining all ideas of new fun innovation || Have fun
neutrality planet @NeutralityP
24 Followers 174 Following neutrality, balanced, centrist, Libra, taoist
AhTheHumanities @AhTheHumanities
19 Followers 84 Following A Podcast discussing the different humanities within the context of the show Futurama
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Luis Cacho @luiscachog
982 Followers 1K Following Senior Container Infrastructure Consultant @RedHat. Prev @Rackspace/@BMVMercados 🇺🇸 🇲🇽 #OpenSource #Infrastructure #Ansible #OpenShift opinions are my own
استیم🐈 @stimthecat
237 Followers 461 Following 42X engineer | Memist | Let it crash | Yet Another Yaml Nevis | 🍥 | ابهر ابهر
Wallace @_sre______
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Stephen C @scetron
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Charles Adebayo @charlieadeb
611 Followers 2K Following Cloud engineer, @awscloud | Infrastructure consultant. GSA14 and @UniIbadan | Pianist. 100% Jesus. Iterate until awesome 😎
David Healey @davidwhealey
225 Followers 436 Following VP Data Science at Enveda Biosciences. ML for drug discovery. Formerly at Recursion & MIT.
☆💚wish upon a st.. @craftywitchywmn
72 Followers 1K Following Scars will dim your shine Fill the wounds with gold Nothing will be the same But that's ok my darling girl The sparkle will guide your way...
Tony H @atc4ever1
18 Followers 102 Following
TwiN @ImTwiN
370 Followers 48 Following I love programming | https://t.co/L43kIPDVbi | Building my first SaaS: @gatus_io https://t.co/YnMeo1DQvA
Untra 💎 @untra
175 Followers 2K Following Programmer, mathematician, rad dude and your friend https://t.co/YfeUrKf0gz Fullstack engineer at 🦅 https://t.co/ZfAOGpndpQ 🏔️ CO cybersecurity / devops / dank memes
Kelsey Hightower @kelseyhightower
237K Followers 40 Following Minimalist DMs are now closed. Just email me: [email protected]
Corey Quinn @QuinnyPig
99K Followers 976 Following Chief Cloud Economist at @DuckbillGroup. Father to @QuinnyPiglet & @theMunchQuinn. he/him Get my snarky take on AWS news: https://t.co/aGVMZnGzSV
Tim Cook @tim_cook
14.9M Followers 70 Following Apple CEO Auburn 🏀 🏈 Duke 🏀 National Parks 🏞️ “Life's most persistent and urgent question is, 'What are you doing for others?'” - MLK. he/him
DariaAgainstDevops @DariaDevops
261 Followers 27 Following Daria on Devops. I don't have a low opinion of ops, I have a low opinion of everyone else's devops | Send Memes | New memes posted once a school day (hopefully)
Always Sunny DevOps @AlwaysSunnyOps
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RockOps @rock_ops
31 Followers 10 Following Rock on 🤘 Ops humans. Heavy Metal in a rack, getting woken from the sack. Send memes.
The Office Ops @TheOfficeOps
467 Followers 41 Following Dunder Mifflin DevOps Company. New memes soon™️
Monty Python Ops @MontyPythonOps
57 Followers 21 Following Now go away or I will taunt you a second time.
Seinfeld Ops @SeinfeldOps
2K Followers 210 Following This is an account about DevOps - aka nothing | DMs open, send memes | 1 meme a day or more if we double dip the chip
King of the Hill Ops @KingOfThHillOps
717 Followers 8 Following I sell Kubernetes and Kubernetes Accessories
Bridget Kromhout @bridgetkromhout
33K Followers 937 Following Cloud native OSS @Azure. Also: @devopsdays, @arresteddevops. She/her. Likes snow, bicycles, & @joelaha. On Mastodon as @[email protected]
francesc @francesc
26K Followers 907 Following 🏳️🌈 first generation American 🇺🇸🇪🇸 he/him #BlackLivesMatter #StopAsianHate 🍎👨💻☁️ Apple Cloud Services
Kubernetes @kubernetesio
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brendandburns @brendandburns
53K Followers 77 Following Kubernetes co-founder. Distinguished Engineer @Azure. Board member @Wellspring_FS. My teams do APIs, Containers, Linux, Hybrid and DevOps. Opinions mine, alone.
Simpsons Against DevO.. @SimpsonsOps
25K Followers 401 Following Simpsons Against DevOps | DMs Open | Send Memes | New memes posted once a day-ishThat one time I stepped up to keep the @GopherCon party going as the designated driver of the CoreOS bus.
Listen: I’m not one of the people who thinks Apple’s codesigning stuff is by necessity an issue, but ocsp.apple.com downtime leading to macOS performance issues all day is a *big problem*. This should not happen and users shouldn’t be dealing with this kind of issue.
IBM's cloud offering comparing itself to literally anyone else.
Every ops team trying to "do agile"
"Hmmm this isn't working, maybe we should try t-shirt sizes next sprint"
This gets a 👍 for the drive letter.
“Hey.... who set this s3 bucket to public write?”
In a world where DevOps is the infra you run on and not the culture you promote, you get this
Adding one more should get us there!
Some of my Kevin's Famous K8s Clusters
we deploy 50 times a day btw 😌
This truly is the golden age of DevOps shitposting
I would personally love SeinfeldOps (someone make this happens please 🙏)
@SimpsonsOps @FuturamaOps What’s next tho? The Wire DevOps?
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