Ned Flanders @FuncleNed
A beer a day will keep the doctor away Oxford, OH Joined February 2025-
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Someone come get their daughter #gayson
Nothing better than Jimmy Tatro after the bars
Thot daughter cuts the lead to 1200 #fag
I’m about to hijack the touch tunes and blackout #allahuakbar
Can’t wait to bring all of my pledges here night one. Little do they know this will be their favorite spot on campus! #thesehandsdonthaze
Currently on another planet. Starting to hallucinate #sendthecalvary #help
@mikeTHErealll Honestly don’t even know how this is possible
Might be the worst case of blue balls I’ve ever seen in my life #lethimcrack
@JonSumrALLin I think we can agree that none of it should be hanging out
Alseep at the bar by 10:30✅ Fat fuck with his crack hanging out next to a fat fuck ✅ #chud
Oklahoma drill on a Friday night could be the move #expand
Abraham “third leg�... @abethesexking
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Jennifer @Jenniferubvw
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Johnny Deszcz @Johnnydesz5
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Barry “Bar Down” ... @barrybag17
169 Followers 199 Following West Loop | Venture Capital | Divorced | Lacrosse Coach | IU DKE 76’ | #whitesox Semi Professional Beer Die Player🍺#ΒΟΓ #topstring
Kyle Kasper @kasper93997
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Sunflower🌻🇺🇸 @SunnygirlAva123
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Layla @raveneyes09
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Violetbran70393 @Violetbran70393
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Anneli @an__original
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Jack “Darth Hazer�... @jackhoffman1972
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Gina Winters @amayabonner
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Bill “bag cleaner�... @Whiteboy_paisan
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ES @ESedlacek
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Zap0 @Zapclan0
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Ava @AvaDavis68
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Brian “Bones” Bon... @Boneslovesbag
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Anna@Elf @snorrebedesen
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Tony “THC” McGee @2tonefreak
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ShowTime “Big Chief... @showtime_mark
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Skylar Hooton @user1244936830
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Todd “Punisher” R... @ToddRoberts1993
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Harry Dickener @HarryDickener
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jeff @sheeran2024
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Artie Bucco @P8nfulDischarge
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John “Bluto” Blut... @tarskyIV
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Cotton “Scrum Maste... @Fxther_Figure
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Homie Mandel @MrHomieMandel
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Murray Cheever @TweetinHints
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Coach Victor D Zagafo... @coachzag53
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Shaylan Patel @ShayPat70005788
15 Followers 48 Following
Alex “More” Moran @MoranalAlex
193 Followers 81 Following Miami U Phi Psi | white | alcoholic | “You should have gone for the head” | Strongly dislike French “people”
Brian “Bones” Bon... @Boneslovesbag
106 Followers 96 Following Redhawks basketball 14’| KA pre bid | Imma shoot it till my arms fall off
Barry “Bar Down” ... @barrybag17
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Ari “Sack Chaser”... @AriGoldsBurner
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Bill “bag cleaner�... @Whiteboy_paisan
164 Followers 69 Following Miami Redskins football ‘92. I did not have sexual relations with that woman. ribeye enthusiast. online blackjack addict. I dont give a rip. 2.5 inches of power
Alex “More” Moran @MoranalAlex
193 Followers 81 Following Miami U Phi Psi | white | alcoholic | “You should have gone for the head” | Strongly dislike French “people”
Savin Gimph @gimphninja14
15 Followers 14 Following Old nurse, loud voice, and ‘91 Ridgeview Summit Conference BOTY (bowler of the year)🎳
Kenny “Fucking” P... @StripMade
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Caleb “Iceman” Fi... @CalebFilliams
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Smokey “Trustfund�... @smokeymcburnn
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Timmy Finnashawty @finna_shawty
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Doug Butabi @DougButabiPGA
186 Followers 113 Following RedHawks ‘08. | Hootie and the Blowfish enjoyer | Bacardi Assailant.
Bryan Woo Enjoyer @BryanWooTangg
315 Followers 89 Following Bryan Woo and Corona Enthusiast | Cal Ploly SLO 2011 | Former SAE PM and DEI Chair | 1x AXO Date Party attendee | #sure
Jim “BDE” Dawson @JimDawson412545
203 Followers 119 Following Jim Fucking Dawson. Your typical single dad that loves the taste of beer. McDaniel Hall of Fame CO 82’
Thaddeus Marks, V.P.,... @MALEMKC
518 Followers 959 Following Ole Miss ‘84 | Boys State legend | Ball(s) knower | (X)XL PM Wearer & Johnnie O Hater | JCC Member | Lib | Snu wannabe #GTHLK #BKKAK
Tim “Can’t Lose�... @TimRiggins_33
464 Followers 672 Following Club Penguin membership since 2010. Proud Taco Bell fire tier reward member. 6/7 in "Can’t Lose" plays of the day. 0/2 in Riggins GOTY’s.
Danny Woodcock @fetchmeanother
54 Followers 340 Following Rich, White, and good looking | Miami U ‘93 | I can dunk a basketball | #DirtyWater
AGC @AmazonGolfClubs
1K Followers 3K Following Terrible Lefty Golfer | Jackhammer Connoisseur | College Athletics Sicko | Beer Drinker | Data Center Advocate
Dwayne “Thunder Nut... @realSECpledge
244 Followers 312 Following ‘86, ΠΚΑ Pledge master, enthusiast of the 8-time national champion Kentucky Wildcats, 6x divorce court winner, avid bears hater
Karl “Silent Killa�... @CarlAndrew11620
10 Followers 16 Following Nantucket | Snowblower | Husband 🗣️ | Protector ⚔️ | Class of ‘88 | #STAYINYOLANE
henry “dick puncher... @henryfuxks
95 Followers 79 Following Miami ΠΚΑ 82’ proud american 🇺🇸box muncher | 8 inch girth | proudly white | Bag Enthusiast and social chair
anze kopistar @anzekop1star
105 Followers 226 Following 2x time Stanley cup champion aka Slovenian Slut
Leafy Laroo @LarooLeafy6125
72 Followers 73 Following I Work at CJ’s and get box #stilldoingitinthealley
Cooper “Cracker” ... @Jaegermacster
846 Followers 367 Following Redhawk | NEET | Investigative Journalism | Jagerbomb Advocate
Dr. Kenny “Kloppers... @TakitakiBurner
237 Followers 201 Following Tri Kap ‘68 Pledge Master ‘67. Dive bar Tuesday’s since ‘81. Greyson Investor since ‘99 Tax Evader since ‘01. #ThePromotion
Alfred “Alfie” So... @petermillarpapi
583 Followers 321 Following 2011 Derrick Rose Player Comp | Bowling High Score 253 Appalachian Cabin Enjoyer
Anthony “Rizz” Ri... @Rizzo2016
311 Followers 246 Following Co Founder of BRYZZO Souvenir Company. World Series Champion. Curse Breaker. Beer Enjoyer.
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418 Followers 254 Following phd in gynecology, yes the rumors r true i eat box for fun. retired pcp. colorado avs and miami and miami hoops enthusiast
Richard Peebles @RickyPeebs
2K Followers 364 Following Racially ambiguous | Southern transplant Giants/Hawks/Miami OH fan
Ron “Big Rig” Smi... @Ron_Smith1963
202 Followers 232 Following 3x Pledge Master of AEΠ | Enjoyer of Blondes | Side Bar Enthusiast | Little League Umpire | Spreadhawks ‘84
Cincy Grill “T***l ... @513culinary
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Jayson “Dime” Jon... @unionworkerjay
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HarrisonQuack @HarrisonQuack
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Woo-Suk “y” Go @woosukmango
51 Followers 78 Following Undefeated against 10U as a 26U | 69mph sinker | herro
Jake “Gambling Prob... @wmdiniraq
665 Followers 707 Following 3rd generation Oklahoma State Alum. The journey is the destination! Real life grad transfer guy. Former 5th year senior.
Cooper “Coop” Cas... @CooperSloppy
28 Followers 40 Following Lover of Swedish Women and Bag Enthusiast | Go Birds
BidenRoethlisberger42... @johnsontugger2
2K Followers 2K Following Motivational speaker, philanthropist #tuggernation ΠΚΑ
Ed (friends call me E... @stay_at_home_Ed
7 Followers 5 Following You’re lucky you weren’t around back in my day, Chump
Bryce Johnson @Contractorllc22
10 Followers 17 Following MAGA, sniffin yea-yo, free my slime OJ, #LANK, #Ain’t nothing but the tide, #smoke weed every day
Colton MAGuire @GunsGodGlory67
14 Followers 9 Following God, Guns, and Guts made America free 🇺🇸 | Trump| Beer is proof God loves us 🍺 | Proudly offending liberals since birth 🦅
Bill Butler @SteelToebill
10 Followers 8 Following I love Trump, Beer, Huntin, Fishin, and the Patriots🇺🇸 LL AUNTIE VIRGINIA🕊️
Ron "Sneeze Lord" Joh... @bluecollarron1
22 Followers 29 Following Certified Electrician || snowblower || Ohio born and raised || Joe Burrow enthusiast || lover boy!You might like
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