From now on I will only listen to the movie opinions of influencers who attended lavish premiere events and were carefully instructed on precisely when they were able to tweet out their photos and rave pull quotes.
@FreddyInSpace Once you can fake #authenticity you’ve got it made! 📸
@FreddyInSpace They want to be invited to more, so I get it. But they are also typically just given event tags and not much more guidance.
@FreddyInSpace But I got goals. My quotes are up for the highest bidder.
@FreddyInSpace “EXCITING!” You’ll never know what movie I’m referring to! But to find out you’ll have to hit like, subscribe and leave a comment below!
@FreddyInSpace "I got to meet Halle Berry! And I talked for an hour with Michael Bay! So anyway the movie was amazing. Just non-stop thrill ride! One thing doesn't have anything to do with the other, I promise!"
@FreddyInSpace Oh, then we can't talk anymore, I'm just a movie fan sharing his experiences as a viewer. 👽 Although I am somewhat influential with my pets, sometimes they listen to me. 😅
@FreddyInSpace I wonder if they send out different instructions to influencers, versus what we as critics receive. Only thing I’ve ever been told to do, is post during a certain time and day.