Mike McDermott @FratPoker
| PHD in R.O.T. | Masters in Procrastination Sciences | Self-Employed | coolmathgames.com Fratnue Joined October 2023-
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Sat at the front of my exam today and this guy explained half the test to me, its not what you know, its who you know
Broads do not know how you drunk drive, making a scene at the taco bell drive through
Earth day is just an excuse for broads to post their sororities colors on instagram
You drive around campus and see the most beautiful women you will never be able to talk to
You can’t live with yourself drunk, I can’t live with myself sober, we are not the same
Getting all the way to class and then fading
Watched three hours of shane gillis podcasts instead of studying for a test, looking forward to tomorrow
Walking into a quiet class breathing hard asf is the fattest shit ever
Chickfila had a fire alarm going off and this lady gave me my order before evacuating #chickfilacares
Hope all the CEO Christians are locked in for their biannual performance tmrw
The only thing happening after GTA 6 release is Grant Nelson playing a game not in foul trouble
Watching this game in a stadium full of Tennessee fans might be the best thing to happen to me this year
When you get denied but your boy already paid cover
Sitting next to Grant Nelson at the hotel bar, only confirms I could post his ass up easy asf
Assembling a militia at the Haley Center #AuburnFamily #Defendthishouse
Bitches screenshotting the photo app to post ten more pics is veteran attention whore shit
Thawrkirs @Thawrkirs3gk9
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Ole Dick Woodburn @dickburn3
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Tysee @TyseeWdXbJ
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JoyNancy @ZD7Q3X1a7THTRpL
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Big Ole Cock @BOC_Gamecock
370 Followers 2K Following Delivering more brain damage than DJ Swearinger | CTE never hurt nobody | Lamont Paris protector | Ray Tanner Mutiny Enthusiast | Braves | Hornets |
carl freezer @fatmilflover
166 Followers 134 Following graduated lee county detention center class of 24’ | rip creekbed | black women love me and I love them | too poor for Barbour | war damn
Erika Kinnick @ErikaKinnick
475 Followers 893 Following Ole Miss ΧΩ Alum ‘96 Love my kids👧🏼🧒🏼👧🏼, Husband🤵♂️, Christ✝️, Traveling✈️, and of course OLE MISS SPORTS! HOTTY TODDY!!!!!!❤️💙❤️💙❤️💙#maga
“Edgy” Edward Gat.. @EasygoingEddyG
163 Followers 253 Following I’ve never deleted a tweet. Father of 4. Oklahoma '92. Enjoyer of touch tunes and fine wine. Near-mechanic. Coffee bean enthusiast. KSig alumni rituals chair.
Ole Miss Fraternity R.. @goatcolonelreb
1K Followers 266 Following Premier Talent Scout for Jackson, Mississippi|Don't text me unless you wear Costas or Maui Jims|Best In the Business|29 Executive positions held by my talent
Richard “Dick” Ti.. @DrRichardTipp
136 Followers 400 Following Adjunct Professor of Gender Studies @uofnorthgeorgia | Jan 6th Patriot | “Gooner” | Insecure OTP Resident | Official Vyvanse® Partner
Durag Rebel @DuragRebel
876 Followers 261 Following OLE MISS. 5’9” 185lbs. go getter. real #insomniac
Richie Biggs @richiebiggs33
48 Followers 66 Following Jam Band Lover | 1997 DKE PCP | Peter Millar share holder
RODNEYDICKER @rodnydicker
15 Followers 28 Following University of Wyoming Catholic Student, Purple Drank Drinker, Chumlee Enterprises, Favorite type of Music - Stews, ARE YOU READY TO PARTY WITH THE DEMONS?
D’Glester Hardunkic.. @DglesDunkichud
29 Followers 42 Following 24/7 Lock Smith 25 years in the field, Fortnite Guitar Hero Legend, Avid James Harden enthusiast, 2023/2024 ESPN voted Mr.Rot, Full time Connor Mcdavid glazer.
Johnny Hungnuts @PenisMcFarland
128 Followers 113 Following Former member of the Montgomery Biscuits Lil’ Crumbs Kids Club. 500+ connections on LinkedIn. Some call me the Kobe Bryant of Galaxy Gas.
Sticktard Sammy @picklesDaMan
233 Followers 153 Following volunteer firefighter by day, vigilante by night. made a full court shot one time. devoted to the tide suggmabawls
Mordecai @Mordecai1142537
49 Followers 147 Following Permanent resident of College Square | Regular Show Enjoyer | Experienced Rotter | #snake
Olga @Olga1097562
18 Followers 2K Following
Amelia Earhart @Par56690Parker
116 Followers 4K Following Dm me if you're a college student or struggling mom you could use $500 for shopping 🛍️
Harrison Sparks @sitka_sparks
21 Followers 24 Following miller lite enthusiast🍻- paper chaser 💰-future father of the next Christian McCaffery 🔨
Lindana Edward @lindana_edward
371 Followers 5K Following
John Walker III @JohnDadof7
2K Followers 570 Following Loyola Academy class of ‘84. Loyola University ‘90. Can Bench 275. Father of 7. Fond enjoyer of Malort. Miller lite enthusiast. Iowa Hawkeye Fan. #11thWard
ballsinyourmouth @ballsinyourmou6
138 Followers 232 Following
Kayla @Kayla0170481516
88 Followers 3K Following
MF perk enthusiasts @Francoknowsball
104 Followers 72 Following Dabbler in the snow | GOON MAXER | 4th & 31 | wicked games being played | Certified trappa | supa dupa slimy | DELTA | ums wright class of 17 | DKE
bighoncho @happydadlover
86 Followers 74 Following Professional box muncher | 2.0 KD on siege | Sunday Rot Enthusiast
Drew Desbordes @DrewDesbordes
18 Followers 57 Following Sarcasm connoisseur | RTR | don’t play with me play wit yo bitch | 214 | DKE PC 19’
Roofie King @Real_BillCosby1
6 Followers 31 Following I might roofie you, but you’ll love what happens after. I promise.
Buc Nasty @NastiestLanker
60 Followers 97 Following Nastiest Lanker in the 901‼️ Coors Light and Golds Connoisseur. Peter Millar Fanatic.
HONEYCAKES @HONEYCAKES95252
8 Followers 17 Following
Dr. Regginald Hartsti.. @pillroe69
76 Followers 111 Following LeBron Meatrider | Reed Sheppard Fan | Slot WR Enthusiast | Bucky Ball Disciple | Neurosurgeon
Kegg Stands @kegstand699
120 Followers 108 Following Horse Tranquilizer Specialist | Barbour Jackets | Future Billionaire | Red SunChips
IsaiahBondage @bigdaddybond420
75 Followers 62 Following Demarcus Cousins Enthusiast/Beville State class of 2027/2023 Tupelo Mississippi Magician of the year
Jordan “The Taxman�.. @BBNismylife
139 Followers 139 Following Always have an ace up your sleeve | BBN | Tide
Xanuel Adams III @gatortalez
182 Followers 173 Following 4x zeta hotdog eating champion // living 404 legend // admirer of all Labrador retrievers // max town hall 12 // delta active
H0NCH0 @HNch080104
5 Followers 21 Following
OJ Skimpson @MoneyMakinMelv
50 Followers 50 Following Uber Connoisseur - Barbour Jacket Owner - Lovett Alum
General Geeb @GeebGeneral420
21 Followers 41 Following blazin 420⛽️, pro gta 5 player, certified munch, liberal republican, Hoover class of 2017, ex DKE rushee
Shmig Ghouftop @mrgroovybooya
16 Followers 20 Following Legend back in India. Known for my lank. I dabble in chillin
Rob Perez @WorldWideWob
1.2M Followers 1.3M Following Late Night with Wob - Official NBA Postgame Show, exclusively on @SiriusXMNBA ||||| @SorareNBA ||||| @SkyWobAlerts
Jeremey Wompson @JWompson99
27 Followers 36 Following
Tim Rubbinson @TRubbinson
55 Followers 36 Following Piiiiikeeeeeee. Reigning wiffle ball champ. @CTESPNn
Mordecai @Mordecai1142537
49 Followers 147 Following Permanent resident of College Square | Regular Show Enjoyer | Experienced Rotter | #snake
Stroke Me Slowly @StrokeSlowly
23 Followers 43 Following 1716 wine enthusiast | NLE Choppa follower | College Square native | avid supporter of the spearmint breeze
carl freezer @fatmilflover
166 Followers 134 Following graduated lee county detention center class of 24’ | rip creekbed | black women love me and I love them | too poor for Barbour | war damn
poe @Poeedgar420
377 Followers 333 Following same as it ever was same as it ever was same as it ever was same as it ever was same as it ever was same as it ever was same as it ever was same as it ever was
Ole Miss Fraternity R.. @goatcolonelreb
1K Followers 266 Following Premier Talent Scout for Jackson, Mississippi|Don't text me unless you wear Costas or Maui Jims|Best In the Business|29 Executive positions held by my talent
Johnny Hungnuts @PenisMcFarland
128 Followers 113 Following Former member of the Montgomery Biscuits Lil’ Crumbs Kids Club. 500+ connections on LinkedIn. Some call me the Kobe Bryant of Galaxy Gas.
Foodacris @SouthernandFat
2K Followers 1K Following Burnerverses Good Guy. South Carolina. Tower enthusiast. Ultimate hype man. Don’t call me Foodzies. #BlockAllLibs
Durag Rebel @DuragRebel
876 Followers 261 Following OLE MISS. 5’9” 185lbs. go getter. real #insomniac
Kegg Stands @kegstand699
120 Followers 108 Following Horse Tranquilizer Specialist | Barbour Jackets | Future Billionaire | Red SunChips
bighoncho @happydadlover
86 Followers 74 Following Professional box muncher | 2.0 KD on siege | Sunday Rot Enthusiast
John Walker III @JohnDadof7
2K Followers 570 Following Loyola Academy class of ‘84. Loyola University ‘90. Can Bench 275. Father of 7. Fond enjoyer of Malort. Miller lite enthusiast. Iowa Hawkeye Fan. #11thWard
ballsinyourmouth @ballsinyourmou6
138 Followers 232 Following
MF perk enthusiasts @Francoknowsball
104 Followers 72 Following Dabbler in the snow | GOON MAXER | 4th & 31 | wicked games being played | Certified trappa | supa dupa slimy | DELTA | ums wright class of 17 | DKE
IsaiahBondage @bigdaddybond420
75 Followers 62 Following Demarcus Cousins Enthusiast/Beville State class of 2027/2023 Tupelo Mississippi Magician of the year
Jordan “The Taxman�.. @BBNismylife
139 Followers 139 Following Always have an ace up your sleeve | BBN | Tide
Buc Nasty @NastiestLanker
60 Followers 97 Following Nastiest Lanker in the 901‼️ Coors Light and Golds Connoisseur. Peter Millar Fanatic.
lilsamsquanch @lilsamsquanch66
206K Followers 332 Following Harry | Extremely talented | @SonOfABoyDad Podcast
Lil Sasquatch @lilsasquatch66
437K Followers 543 Following alt @lilsamsquanch66 | Listen to @SonOfABoyDad | stand up tickets below
HONEYCAKES @HONEYCAKES95252
8 Followers 17 Following
Dr. Regginald Hartsti.. @pillroe69
76 Followers 111 Following LeBron Meatrider | Reed Sheppard Fan | Slot WR Enthusiast | Bucky Ball Disciple | Neurosurgeon
Chadwick Fratson @frat_king69
56 Followers 8 Following weekend dominator. woke up with free will again today, so pumped
OJ Skimpson @MoneyMakinMelv
50 Followers 50 Following Uber Connoisseur - Barbour Jacket Owner - Lovett Alum
RODNEYDICKER @rodnydicker
15 Followers 28 Following University of Wyoming Catholic Student, Purple Drank Drinker, Chumlee Enterprises, Favorite type of Music - Stews, ARE YOU READY TO PARTY WITH THE DEMONS?
Justin Gomez @powerade2002
486 Followers 522 Following Kyle Forgeard || State Champs ‘11 || Justin Gomez
Taylor Swift Jets (Tr.. @SwiftJetNextDay
100K Followers 1 Following Taylor Swifts Jets Tracking (24 HOUR DELAY) Jets Tracked: N621MM - a 2009 Dassault Falcon 7X (SN 27)
Sean Strickland @SStricklandMMA
562K Followers 389 Following
Jack (Stav Legend) Pe.. @stavlegends
96 Followers 131 Following VCC member since ‘04 🚨 Floridian most valuable caddie
Clay Barnicles @claybarnicles
49 Followers 49 Following
Don Vegas @donvegas1998
256 Followers 360 Following Full time gambler. Real life basis for Howard Ratner in Uncut Gems. Land Cruiser enthusiast.
Tony Soprano’s Proz.. @G4B4G00L
467 Followers 109 Following Alabama State University ‘28, Phish and Morgan Wallen and The Stews and beer
Koolaid Mkinzyn @BoogaSuga0
216 Followers 188 Following Pike Active | Drinker, Gambler, Zynner. Mtn Brook Class of 2019
colonel salamander @Gandolf1001
32 Followers 29 Following Happily divorced. 2 wonderful children. I like marvel movies and interpretive dancing. Proud republican🇺🇸
master builder vintru.. @EJ_Xanual
34 Followers 47 Following Conner Phelan runs the pines | Former Dr. Evil | Current Mr Nice Guy | Associate alumnus executive board member of Cage Club | lover of wine and yoga
Xanuel Adams III @gatortalez
182 Followers 173 Following 4x zeta hotdog eating champion // living 404 legend // admirer of all Labrador retrievers // max town hall 12 // delta active
Borg Washington @S_Washington69
21 Followers 17 Following Former puzzle club president / Stav Legend / Mark's Mart enthusiast / Fortnite
Jeremey Wompson @JWompson99
27 Followers 36 Following
Sticktard Sammy @picklesDaMan
233 Followers 153 Following volunteer firefighter by day, vigilante by night. made a full court shot one time. devoted to the tide suggmabawls
Aqueeb Talib @queebgeeb86
56 Followers 63 Following
Eric @cartmanclay69
27 Followers 29 Following certified fork lift operator, big truck driver, part of midgets unit club
Anal Enthusiast @VaginaGaylo
89 Followers 56 Following Anal and Dothan that’s what the fuck I do‼️ Briarwood alum‼️ Popular Loner ‼️ King of the Noti Bop‼️ SlimeBall
Hometown Hero @lavarballballs4
39 Followers 17 Following Mountain brook class of 09” DKE , 2004 Chevy Silverado , Virgin , 3 inch long , Bud Light enthusiast, Woke , Costas , Aftcos , southern marsh , Hey dudes , DKE
no pedo allegations no domestic violence allegations no secret children no history of narcissism no misogynistic values just boring ass music
I’m not owed shit but I listened to both kendrick and drakes song on stream and only one of them copyright claimed and blocked the song
roommate just said "I can't believe we've never had to buy trash bags the whole time we've lived here"
This guy is sponsored by drakes casino btw
Drake cooked. Not even false accusations could wake me up from the snoozefest Kendrick dropped. No one cares that it takes three historians to understand the “depth” of the bars brother, it just sounds lame and boring. L
the drum thing was laughable so I let it slide but what we not gon do is spread lies and have my loved ones involved nobody ever hit my girl nigga we grew up together 😂😂😭😭 she’s a real woman and not even in the industry but I guess #youwouldntknownunboutdatttt
called this nigga a pedophile on a mustard beat they gone play that shit during the nba finals
while i still think some receipts are in order, kendrick did out-drake drake here with the response (euphoria), bait (6.16), and devastatingly immediate counter (meet the grahams) tactic. he’s completely overwhelmed drake and OVO. plus, the longer it takes to get a another…
KENDRICK LAMAR CONFIRMS MORE DRAKE DISS TRACKS OTW 🚨 “Rabbit hole is still deep I can go farther I promise”
Reminder that they all gotta go
This shit so serious i havent seen porn on the tl in at least 3 days
@knicks_hive Trying to bully an usher by launching yourself into him while he’s facing away is a really sick move! Garbage.
no memes. no ig stories. just pure hatred
Nigga said “I’m finna pass on his body, I’m John Stockton” He is calling this boy Karl Malone 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Top 10 days in twitter history 1. The past 24 hours 2. Queen Elizabeth 3. WW3 4. Clippers 3-1 lead 5. Trump getting covid 6. Kanye and CP3 7. Josh Giddey 8. KD to the Warriors 9. 21 Savage is British 10. Will Smith Oscars slap What else did I miss
Kendrick just accused Drake of sleeping with Lil Wayne’s girl and then getting his face tatted on him as an apology. If that’s true Drake has to be one of the nastiest people on earth wtf 🤢
@mustard Shit bigger than Dot Vs Drake. Drizzy gotta see the whole West Coast 😭😭😂
@mustard All of California right now. Pac would be proud 🙏🏼
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