Fake Lufthansa CEO @FraBusStation
Meine Damen und Herren, this is a parody account of your favorite Frankfurt-based airline CEO... where you drive more than you fly. Frankfurt Bus Station Joined April 2019-
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Fake Lufthansa CEO retweeted
Pilots battle gusts on approach!! Storm Darragh 😲
Fake Lufthansa CEO retweeted
“Per sources at @AlaskaAir it has been announced internally that Alaska will acquire @HawaiianAir and operate it as a separate brand under the Alaska Airlines Group.” $ALK $HA
Rumor @AlaskaAir to acquire @HawaiianAir. airliners.net/forum/viewtopi…
Fake Lufthansa CEO retweeted
It’s finally here. @Delta’s free Wi-Fi offering begins on Feb. 1! “There is no fine print… we have invested over a $1B to create this,” says Delta CEO Ed Bastian at CES. About 80% of domestic system will be free Wi-Fi enabled to start. And no device limits, too!
@alexcruzmaybe How are they flying you from MAD to LHR, do you have to buy your full price staff ticket or they let you fly for free in the cargo hold between two ULDs?
@alexcruzmaybe At the rate at which BA flights get canceled he’ll have status on U2 before renewing BA gold this year!
They serve champagne in Y, are you turning right after boarding this time? @FakeAFCEO
@psaviousa @lufthansaNews @lufthansa Trust me we didn’t wait for corona to do that ;)
@JSS779 Being the country with the most cases is not enough he wants to let Florida and Texas compete for a bit longer before these dirty contagious foreigners can get in
FRA combines the best of CDG and the best of AMS ☝🏻
Nice one @NotRyanairCEO , but you know a thing or two about subsidies, how do German weddings compare to Irish weddings? 😉
I really wonder how much experience @ryanair CEO Michael O'Leary has with drunken uncles at German weddings. I for one wouldn't invite him if I ever marry again...
@SpeedbirdSean @JSS779 @British_Airways @alexcruzmaybe He! We also offer Cava, crisps, and sparkling water!
@Fakedbastian With the recent skypesos devaluations I guess you couldn’t afford an upgrade? #Genius
@alexcruzmaybe Think about all these BAEC members who used to fly QR to Australia and now have to spend 20 hours onboard one of your 777s 🤢
@FlySOPLANE @lufthansa You forgot the LH glass that remains empty because our FAs will give you plastic glasses instead ;)
@psaviousa @FlySOPLANE @SpeedbirdSean @FakeOscarMunoz Shhh🤫, I agree there’s no way this @FlySOPLANE meal could be a second meal on any LH flight but since @SpeedbirdSean wants to copy that let him do it and ruin his CASK 😈
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